08-07-2018, 09:16 AM | #1 |
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Flow vs Knucklehead - KNUCKLEHEAD WINS
The Summer Classic ‘18 The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Flow @Knucklehead Rules Due Dates:
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08-07-2018, 10:40 AM | #2 |
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08-10-2018, 08:10 AM | #4 |
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08-11-2018, 03:07 PM | #5 |
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http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=119993 Fat wife, gaming nerd, shit his pants at Karaoke calling his work You'll shit it worse when I turn up at your house an bury your head in the dirt Remember @ work when Karaoke called n you knew youd made a big blunder So shit enough bricks to build bridges that ya troll lookin wife could live under I brought thunder to Schad an Barc son, faggot you faced Spree an barely won How fuck can I be upset champ beating a bitch who ain't champed since version 1 So stick to writing Vamp Diaries fan fiction n stop thieving what's been done cus even a teen bitch know Strix been bitten more by you then a Mikelson N designin games isnt G, you a geek n it couldn't be clearer to me only Demo graphics I wanna see is how many times you crept outta work cus of Karaoke Even i was at yo work in Ithaca..a worse monstrosity couldn't be pictured Lol'd followin you home to fuller lane where yo fuller shit witta wife thats fuller figured See no one betting you got the fire to bring, diode confirms you in a downswing Only stock you got here is you bitC0in before cryptocurrency was even a thing N you wed Moby Dick. Now you stuck with the fat bitch for ya life you ringing it was funnier than when Karaoke did your office phone and you cried LMAO at your bitch and kid, shit he looks more like Kim Jong uns son least you can say baes got a body like a coke bottle.. the 3 litre family sized one Seth Canfield or Michael Scott? Nothing separates the two.. starts with a big boy voice before girlish shrieks cus Karaoke at The Office do You a god at this shit.. psht behave im a wizard bar spitting mage throw hands N this body fall at your feet from no where Low Key - call me Dr Strange There's ya 22 lines no showing faggot.
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08-12-2018, 02:13 AM | #8 |
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Aren't you the British faggot that lied about being black and from Philly? You dream of bein' a brotha, but writing internet raps not gon help If u wanna look at ur life a little darker, just reflect on all ur failures & off yourself Slicin' ya characta. Anteater NEVER miss, so damn right I'll embarrass ya Let's talk shells - When I unload a clip they're all in ur head like ya life in America Don't know what ya tryin' for, u a lyin whore if u say u'll rip out my spinal cord Just look at ya last tourney showin, u won't catch a Body or get to the Final Four Forever a loser. Makes 0 sense how u could be so strange & lame The only time you dropped the real and added a W, you had to change ya name Spree showed us last week, you can't win battles if you only get to stalkin' Spend all night diggin' up dirt, & u'll just end up w/ a hole big enough to fit ur coffin So talk bout my wife, run up on urs & it's the last time she ever see u I'll swing the blade low & have u holdin' her gut while ya cryin' like a pregnancy shoot This my house, boy. Best believe I'll choke slam & rock a whore Finish him! I'll ring ya fuckin' neck 'til Cashius sees ya face & locks his doors Coached u as a newb too, but my perspective on ur goals wasn't good dude Guess when I heard you wanted to be like a Schein I reallyyy misunderstood you I'm the King, u wanna take the throne? Well, u ain't been so clean You ain't never dropped fresh, prince.. u even stole ur backstory from his intro scene Why do u do this to urself? Gotta be sad reasons for the stories Been handling baggage just to crash & burn worse than that airline employee Them forced wordplays & reaches are wack, u a try hard from the jump How u gonna act black when what u bringing is both bland AND too fancied up Pull up pussy, just a 6 hour drive right? Last edited by ~RustyGunZ~; 08-12-2018 at 04:13 AM. |
08-12-2018, 08:43 AM | #9 |
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Fat wife, gaming nerd, shit his pants at Karaoke calling his work
You'll shit it worse when I turn up at your house an bury your head in the dirt nah this scheme is very played on him now, all the good flips have been used Remember @ work when Karaoke called n you knew youd made a big blunder So shit enough bricks to build bridges that ya troll lookin wife could live under didnt he alresdy shit in your last line? But nah bro this was a miss for me too I brought thunder to Schad an Barc son, faggot you faced Spree an barely won How fuck can I be upset champ beating a bitch who ain't champed since version 1 ending with the same rhyming word hurt you here, decent So stick to writing Vamp Diaries fan fiction n stop thieving what's been done cus even a teen bitch know Strix been bitten more by you then a Mickelson ok N designin games isnt G, you a geek n it couldn't be clearer to me only Demo graphics I wanna see is how many times you crept outta work cus of Karaoke not feelin this Even i was at yo work in Ithaca..a worse monstrosity couldn't be pictured Lol'd followin you home to fuller lane where yo fuller shit witta wife thats fuller figured flo wtf are you doing? See no one betting you got the fire to bring, diode confirms you in a downswing Only stock you got here is you bitC0in before cryptocurrency was even a thing alright N you wed Moby Dick. Now you stuck with the fat bitch for ya life you ringing it was funnier than when Karaoke did your office phone and you cried lmao ok this one was good LMAO at your bitch and kid, shit he looks more like Kim Jong uns son least you can say baes got a body like a coke bottle.. the 3 litre family sized one no Seth Canfield or Michael Scott? Nothing separates the two.. starts with a big boy voice before girlish shrieks cus Karaoke at The Office do wording messed this up You a god at this shit.. psht behave im a wizard bar spitting mage throw hands N this body fall at your feet from no where Low Key - call me Dr Strange dopeee 2 good 2 ok 1 Decent 6 misses Vs You dream of bein' a brotha, but writing internet raps not gon help If u wanna look at ur life a little darker, just reflect on all ur failures & off yourself nah ur literally just telling him to kill himself Slicin' ya characta. Anteater NEVER miss, so damn right I'll embarrass ya Let's talk shells - When I unload a clip they're all in ur head like ya life in America anteater? Yea idk what you’re talking about here man Don't know what ya tryin' for, u a lyin whore if u say u'll rip out my spinal cord Just look at ya last tourney showin, u won't catch a Body or get to the Final Four nice af, solid personal and all around done good Forever a loser. Makes 0 sense how u could be so strange & lame The only time you dropped the real and added a W, you had to change ya name Alright Spree showed us last week, you can't win battles if you only get to stalkin' Spend all night diggin' up dirt, & u'll just end up w/ a hole big enough to fit ur coffin decent, kind of an old concept So talk bout my wife, run up on urs & it's the last time she ever see u I'll swing the blade low & have u holdin' her gut while ya cryin' like a pregnancy shoot lol fuck. This was harsh. Nice This my house, boy. Best believe I'll choke slam & rock a whore Finish him! I'll ring ya fuckin' neck 'til Cashius sees ya face & locks his doors not feelin Coached u as a newb too, but my perspective on ur goals wasn't good dude Guess when I heard you wanted to be like a Schein I reallyyy misunderstood you he wanted to be like you and you misunderstood it? Is that rly the punch? Nah lol I'm the King, u wanna take the throne? Well, u ain't been so clean You ain't never dropped fresh, prince.. u even stole ur backstory from his intro scene ok Why do u do this to urself? Gotta be sad reasons for the stories Been handling baggage just to crash & burn worse than that airline employee this is cool, good use of the current event Them forced wordplays & reaches are wack, u a try hard from the jump How u gonna act black when what u bringing is both bland AND too fancied up nah 3 good 2 ok 1 Decent 5 misses Ok guys so I’m a little underwhelmed here based off your performances, considering you both had good showings last week. 22 lines each here lol sometimes you gotta remember that dropping quantity isn’t always better than quality. A lot of these lines didn’t really hit, or in flows case he OD’ed on karaoke references. Knuck had some lines that sounded good at first glance but really made no sense once I actually thought about it. Flow had 6 misses and Knuck had 5, bt Knuck had the better lines here imo. The hits hit harder. Vote Knucklehead Last edited by Inno; 08-12-2018 at 10:41 AM. |
08-12-2018, 08:49 AM | #10 |
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Fat wife, gaming nerd, shit his pants at Karaoke calling his work
You'll shit it worse when I turn up at your house an bury your head in the dirt NAH Remember @ work when Karaoke called n you knew youd made a big blunder So shit enough bricks to build bridges that ya troll lookin wife could live under ANOTHER SHIT YASELF BAR, THIS IS ALIL BETTER I brought thunder to Schad an Barc son, faggot you faced Spree an barely won How fuck can I be upset champ beating a bitch who ain't champed since version 1 THIS IS VERY HARSH LOL So stick to writing Vamp Diaries fan fiction n stop thieving what's been done cus even a teen bitch know Strix been bitten more by you then a Mikelson TRIED GOOGLING, NOT FAMILIAR W/ THE REFERENCE, MOVING ON N designin games isnt G, you a geek n it couldn't be clearer to me only Demo graphics I wanna see is how many times you crept outta work cus of Karaoke DIDNT LIKE HOW THIS WAS WORDED Even i was at yo work in Ithaca..a worse monstrosity couldn't be pictured Lol'd followin you home to fuller lane where yo fuller shit witta wife thats fuller figured NAH MAN See no one betting you got the fire to bring, diode confirms you in a downswing Only stock you got here is you bitC0in before cryptocurrency was even a thing THIS WAS NICE N you wed Moby Dick. Now you stuck with the fat bitch for ya life you ringing it was funnier than when Karaoke did your office phone and you cried GETTING REDUNDANT LMAO at your bitch and kid, shit he looks more like Kim Jong uns son least you can say baes got a body like a coke bottle.. the 3 litre family sized one NAH MAN Seth Canfield or Michael Scott? Nothing separates the two.. starts with a big boy voice before girlish shrieks cus Karaoke at The Office do NAH You a god at this shit.. psht behave im a wizard bar spitting mage throw hands N this body fall at your feet from no where Low Key - call me Dr Strange NOT FEELING THIS vs You dream of bein' a brotha, but writing internet raps not gon help If u wanna look at ur life a little darker, just reflect on all ur failures & off yourself FUNNY Slicin' ya characta. Anteater NEVER miss, so damn right I'll embarrass ya Let's talk shells - When I unload a clip they're all in ur head like ya life in America LOL OK Don't know what ya tryin' for, u a lyin whore if u say u'll rip out my spinal cord Just look at ya last tourney showin, u won't catch a Body or get to the Final Four HARSH Forever a loser. Makes 0 sense how u could be so strange & lame The only time you dropped the real and added a W, you had to change ya name SIMPLE BUT HIT Spree showed us last week, you can't win battles if you only get to stalkin' Spend all night diggin' up dirt, & u'll just end up w/ a hole big enough to fit ur coffin OKISH So talk bout my wife, run up on urs & it's the last time she ever see u I'll swing the blade low & have u holdin' her gut while ya cryin' like a pregnancy shoot OK This my house, boy. Best believe I'll choke slam & rock a whore Finish him! I'll ring ya fuckin' neck 'til Cashius sees ya face & locks his doors NOT FOLLOWING Coached u as a newb too, but my perspective on ur goals wasn't good dude Guess when I heard you wanted to be like a Schein I reallyyy misunderstood you EHHH I'm the King, u wanna take the throne? Well, u ain't been so clean You ain't never dropped fresh, prince.. u even stole ur backstory from his intro scene LOL OK Why do u do this to urself? Gotta be sad reasons for the stories Been handling baggage just to crash & burn worse than that airline employee OK Them forced wordplays & reaches are wack, u a try hard from the jump How u gonna act black when what u bringing is both bland AND too fancied up LOL v/Knuck... Both took a personal route but Flows angles on the Karaoke phone call werent good and lil repetitive. Knuck gave a variety of peronals with decent wording and they landed. Last edited by Inno; 08-12-2018 at 10:41 AM. |
08-12-2018, 07:08 PM | #11 |
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You dream of bein' a brotha, but writing internet raps not gon help If u wanna look at ur life a little darker, just reflect on all ur failures & off yourself Forever a loser. Makes 0 sense how u could be so strange & lame The only time you dropped the real and added a W, you had to change ya name I'm the King, u wanna take the throne? Well, u ain't been so clean You ain't never dropped fresh, prince.. u even stole ur backstory from his intro scene Flow LMAO at your bitch and kid, shit he looks more like Kim Jong uns son least you can say baes got a body like a coke bottle.. the 3 litre family sized one Vote: Knucklehead... Just had the better verse, atleast he talked about different shit, that Fresh Prince line was dope to me cause of the Philly shit that was creative, line of the battle to me. Wording was the better of the two by far also. Flow wtf were you doing? Every other line had Karaoke name in it.... I battled the nigga and aint use his name that many times. Your wording was very bad in this verse also. You gotta be better than that bro I don't know what you were thinking haha don't ever do that again
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08-13-2018, 09:16 AM | #12 |
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Fat wife, gaming nerd, shit his pants at Karaoke calling his work
You'll shit it worse when I turn up at your house an bury your head in the dirt hmmm, shit "it" made the wording weird to me, don't love this angle Remember @ work when Karaoke called n you knew youd made a big blunder So shit enough bricks to build bridges that ya troll lookin wife could live under I get the personal angle, but bridge/troll ref are pretty played out so this wasn't very fresh to me I brought thunder to Schad an Barc son, faggot you faced Spree an barely won How fuck can I be upset champ beating a bitch who ain't champed since version 1 cool personal, like the angle in tying it to ur "nickname" .. this hit So stick to writing Vamp Diaries fan fiction n stop thieving what's been done cus even a teen bitch know Strix been bitten more by you then a Mickelson had to look this up, wp is cool .. a bit out dated with a vamp/bite concept but it plays because of the personal here N designin games isnt G, you a geek n it couldn't be clearer to me only Demo graphics I wanna see is how many times you crept outta work cus of Karaoke multi is blah but i'll give you a pass for accent, mehh this one was stale to me Even i was at yo work in Ithaca..a worse monstrosity couldn't be pictured Lol'd followin you home to fuller lane where yo fuller shit witta wife thats fuller figured nah, not digging.. came off corny See no one betting you got the fire to bring, diode confirms you in a downswing Only stock you got here is you bitC0in before cryptocurrency was even a thing BOOM.... this was dope, nice np N you wed Moby Dick. Now you stuck with the fat bitch for ya life you ringing it was funnier than when Karaoke did your office phone and you cried did he actually cry? lmao, this one was cool and hit LMAO at your bitch and kid, shit he looks more like Kim Jong uns son least you can say baes got a body like a coke bottle.. the 3 litre family sized one lol, pretty funny .. like the 'coke bottle' silhouette angle Seth Canfield or Michael Scott? Nothing separates the two.. starts with a big boy voice before girlish shrieks cus Karaoke at The Office do ehhh, cool idea tbh but this feels really rushed & underdone You a god at this shit.. psht behave im a wizard bar spitting mage throw hands N this body fall at your feet from no where Low Key - call me Dr Strange nice creativity here, this was dope vs. You dream of bein' a brotha, but writing internet raps not gon help If u wanna look at ur life a little darker, just reflect on all ur failures & off yourself lol, pretty morbid but I like the straightforward personal here Slicin' ya characta. Anteater NEVER miss, so damn right I'll embarrass ya Let's talk shells - When I unload a clip they're all in ur head like ya life in America nahh, the 'all in your head' idea is very played, even with the personal this was mehh to me Don't know what ya tryin' for, u a lyin whore if u say u'll rip out my spinal cord Just look at ya last tourney showin, u won't catch a Body or get to the Final Four nice, wording was very solid & the personal(s) hit Forever a loser. Makes 0 sense how u could be so strange & lame The only time you dropped the real and added a W, you had to change ya name niiiice, good angle here, liked this Spree showed us last week, you can't win battles if you only get to stalkin' Spend all night diggin' up dirt, & u'll just end up w/ a hole big enough to fit ur coffin nah, 'digging up dirt' coffin lines are very played out, personal & wording helps but still meh So talk bout my wife, run up on urs & it's the last time she ever see u I'll swing the blade low & have u holdin' her gut while ya cryin' like a pregnancy shoot niiice, fresh concept this is dope This my house, boy. Best believe I'll choke slam & rock a whore Finish him! I'll ring ya fuckin' neck 'til Cashius sees ya face & locks his doors ringing his neck would make him blue, this needed to be worded diff.. funny angle tho but I feel like the 'black' part here doesn't work as choking/chke slamming him would make him turn blue not black Coached u as a newb too, but my perspective on ur goals wasn't good dude Guess when I heard you wanted to be like a Schein I reallyyy misunderstood you lol this was pretty decent, good swag I'm the King, u wanna take the throne? Well, u ain't been so clean You ain't never dropped fresh, prince.. u even stole ur backstory from his intro scene nice personal, this hit well & the prince tie in was set up very well to make this work Why do u do this to urself? Gotta be sad reasons for the stories Been handling baggage just to crash & burn worse than that airline employee pretty dece, wording made the personal land well Them forced wordplays & reaches are wack, u a try hard from the jump How u gonna act black when what u bringing is both bland AND too fancied up nahh, not feeling Cool battle with a lot of personals on both sides which was refreshing. Both had some meh played concepts but both also had a couple nice zingers with good personal touches as well... Flo bitCoin and the closer were dope, Knuck really liked pregnancy shoot, flo add a W, and the fresh princ / philly bars... Yeah overall I've got Knuck in this one with a little more consistency & a few less misses overall... props to both Vote - Knucklehead |
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