01-31-2013, 07:55 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
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Round 2: Serge vs Yuppi
Yuppi:
Claire I never was a hit with the women not with my fat frame growing up i was a whack lame, waiting for a vast change and now that that's came, I'm living the baller life Car's and ice, got my degree, lookin for the hottest wife I got her guys, but it wasn't easy tugggin this sugar im not much of a looker, but i wont fuck with a hooker its luck that i took her, my friends and fam will be proud this woman that i found didnt mind i couldnt manage the pounds shes glamourous, wow! Its crazy how she hooked my mind you'd think shes walkin circles how she always lookin right she's what good defines, we yet have to be involved in a brawl my goddess even got me to jog! when we power walk in the mall some thought she is flawed sayin its wreckless; insane all her treasures I pay, shes an investment I've made a heavenly dame, a virgin that i need to lick ass looking like a peach with some curvy even hips shes the shit- the one yeah, so I'm having to wait to hit everything thats important you gotta be patient with my family was amazed as shit, hearing i got a fiance fine as beyonce and that she really did want me my cocky bro was bragging about somethin his gang did him and his boys rain a train on a hoe and taped it she could take dick! He told me she was easy though it was a porn they made a week ago with a sleazy hoe but when i saw it, I cringed the face was my important claire I stood in a horrid glare as i watched her do whorish dares "hey before you swear and get married lets through a bachelor gig" I answered "I was lying bro, no girl would ever like this pig" Serge: Quote: Originally Posted by yuppi nice your wife wnats you to get a penis enlargement my name is raymond, kind of asian and love the ravens i loved my wife too...shes why im sprawled accross the pavement shes to blame, im so ashamed the bitch divorced me i took the leap of faith and it led me down ten stories but i couldnt please her, i really tried to, honest i let her hit me from the back as we twice engaged in bondage they say that japs are weird, i tried to spice the sex again and i didnt mind while she fucked my doberman while i watched keith olbermann she put it on efukt.com...i was cool with it a penis enlargement would be a disgrace to my honor so i strapped batteries to my dick n did cock lifts upon her... ...every insistance that i wasnt good enough i tried stretching and holding it but that shit was tough back in japan, the man is the man and the bitch understands here in the states, shell fuck a nigger rapping wu tang clan when our parents set the marriage...the first night was rude the first thing she ever asked me was ''who circumsized you?'' i was telling her to wait till it got hard she started to giggle and said ''well this explains your car'' but i insisted and got it up n said that it was set.... ....she had lied down n' skipped right to the cigarettes i had this fetish...id get the suit n dress up like elvis n jack off....she said it looked more like i was punching my pelvis but i had the last straw after a few beers cold i went home...she was fuckin my neighbor....hes 14 years old he fucked her harder than i could ever even imagine i couldnt have it, i grabbed a pen and tried to stab him he ran off laughin'.....''you fucking cunt, you want some bigger shit????'' i raped the bitch with a billiard stick...and shot her cause she was liking it so here i am, no longer the ridicule of all when someone opens the box im in...laughter off the wall ''there!!'' ''AHAHAHAH OH SHIT!!'' ''WHERES MY 20 BUCKS? I TOLD YOU THAT SHIT WAS SMALL!!'' :( |
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