02-03-2013, 03:57 PM | #1 |
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Rd 2 - Snipuh vs AloeVera
AloeVera
this is what happens when a hoe rebels against his pMp: So i`m battling Snipuh, About your last verse in the tournement? Even with all your comentary we couldn`t understand a word of it, Your nothing but a wannabe, You ain`t in the Mpire, Never will be, No way in hell you can`t feel me, To move on, You gotta kill me, Awfully filthy, Your dreamin` if you think you can bust me up, How you gonna be unknown and claimin` you Illustrious??? Kid, If this was the NBA...You`d be the word of the Clipper`s, Getting stopped 'dead in your tracks' like I was murdering zippers, Your like an old river in the desert, You need to get some flow, The only reason your here now is because Proofer didn`t show, Actually...He showed too late, And still got the bragging rights, You could have twice the time and couldn`t come half as tight, You remind me of Interstate 80...Your always gettin` rolled on, Your gettin` char-broiled...Just like the thing i put my coals on, Your froze stopped, Your gettin` broke off like your wallets empty, Got a hoes walk, And you can`t rhyme, So i`ll call YOU a femcee, I blaze battles, Your rookie as fuck, Actually, Lemme call you Riece, You couldn`t feel the rhythem inside you if you swallowed the beats, Looks like your shit needs reconstuction, Try some extensive surgery, Your shit doesn`t make cents like you were rhymin` Mexican currency, Im explosivly gifted like I was bombin` christmas, Better watch it, Your "W`s" gettin` "X`d" out like you were just one letter off it, Seems like someone busted in your mouth the way you tryin to spit, I heard you were pretty short in real life, About the size of my dick, We`re enemies, So stop jockin` me, I`m major, Your in little league, Gotta be shittin` me, Your gettin played worse than a wife in poligamy, Your punk ass wanna be down with M so bad your gettin` hyper, Call yourself Snipuh, We know that the closest you could come to bein Syfr, Battling me you`d think you lived in Hollywood the way you see stars, Snipuh, I`m surgically removing the "uh" and putting you in the "er," Your under weak, Jockin` me so hard it`s like your in love with me, Fag, Jerkin` off on your stove and you still couldn`t come with heat, Your useless, More so, Toothless, So you better get a dentist found, I didn`t think you`d even make it this far, And it`s only the second round, Your flat out "wacker" than George Michael in a public restroom, Your fuckin` with Malt Liquor Snipuh, While your at best, Boones, I told you coward, Your a bitch, And why you holdin` flowers? I got you more "pissed off" than John Bobbit givin` Golden Showers, You got a lot to learn, You turned left while i "write" from the heart, Mother fuck a closing line, I had this faggot right from the start.... whu jew tink jew foughin wit? Snipuh Aloe-Vera's no terror, and da cards that were flipped… Are like I tagged Anu, all "AK, ur it!" I stomp through competition; Aloe's tough as Ronald's partner Grimmace With a name alone that stirs up a wad of disses Waldo isn't missing anymore! Oh, that's just Mike barbecuin' [on Shooter's site] Stupid ass who tried toad-in' guns puttin' frogs in to it Thought ya knew it; heads meant 'flamer' when they said you're hot A-Vi's? Cheap ass crap and these 'sneak' attacks you won't deflect or block You'll never receive Flow, better go plead fo' Damp of the Week Canceled ya streak like I'm your campus police Da champion's me, you stay watchin' Blaze Battle to get more Eye-Dea's Similar to blind city men on campin' trips, you just lost right here Chance's slim da vote's advancin' him, only way's if ya'll lower standards Aloe, ya can't win, so don't bother havin' ya mouse over banners I'm a dominant force, Mike sucks, doctor ya songs Your audios exhibit da poorest flow, surrounded by some obvious flaws Like Knievel's jump shot, ya need more practice before it's skilled Italians wouldn't consider 'prime-of-Vera' good, warm or chilled Got Aloe shittin' bricks, grabbed one, and began smashin' his face Exposed for bein' more-soph than dyslexics never passin' 10th grade I'm charismatic with phrases, while you mumble Morse codes, awful Claim you can stomach me, it's no wonder you're so PhOrCe-full Overstuff da homeless to feed you their recycled portions Along wit chipped glass to tear ya vital organs Left PhOrCe-achin' so bad he thought he was a condemned angel [forsaken] pMp's hate you like you have a badge, and wear threads made blue You're tediously weak to me You'd have a better chance getting high on reefer seeds than defeatin' me easily Tried showin' OFF! Why? You're no oven cleaner commercial, Phool I'll decapitate you, in order to make ya body a convertible Stop crying, you crazy… think you had Snipe beat? From a smoker's point of view on kung fu today, just highly unlike-Lee. Snipe'[M] [M]pire Sector-1 UWS|DWF |
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