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Old 02-10-2013, 04:32 PM   #1
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Default Mind Theory vs Evolve

Evolve

... this dude has a Theory in Mind that he has a chance to win
to bad he is Going Out with a Loss cause Defeat is Romancing him//
see... im passing him on my way to the top & I wave as I go By
MT just goes Bi w/ Gay tendencies eating him up inside like Ecoli//
even with a Swole Eye, voters still dont See your verses as Phat
they treat them like Door Mats & step past you to see where Im at//
matter of fact, Your Not Dope... im just waiting for you to see it
him Nice?? lol, Nope!!... his own Imagination don't even Believe it//
dawg, keep dreaming... you think you deserve that belt you hold??
hell no... you just a Shell of a man & im forced to Break the Mold//
of course i'll toss this fake and replace the old.. washed up champ
is that a battle record i see in your Sig?? someone pass me the HURB stamp!!//
watch me serve this tramp, the nerve of this man.. this is Evolution
**note to the Merk Squad** MT is past Garbage.. he's Evolved into Pollution//
he's your problem & im the solution... Solved him in a matter of minutes
Un must not like you, cause this battle was finished as soon as he involved me in it//
& I'll admit it, you Devoured alot of competition.. for real, im not bluffing
but dawg.... you are what you Eat, so MT is just a Nobody with Nothing!!//

I asked for this & you said "yeah, i want the competition".. but i came Too Raw
you were Sure to lose, cause Mind Theory is just a Guess......... Evolve is Law//
through your Chest i tore, i just had to get to the Heart of the Matter
deLiver you this loss & leave you Pissed at deFeat like I disgaurded your Bladder//
& i dont bother with chitter-chatter, cause i mean what i say & i say what i mean
so if i say "your the Shit!!".. i meant "your the Shittiest Champion I've Ever Seen!!"//

Mind Theory

This dummy spits insurance fraud in battles . . . always making false claims/
I find it funny your name's Evolve, because your wackness don't ever change//
Like informal events, when it comes to the votes there will be no tie//
I got the hardest punchlines Mos Def, leaving you blue and Black On Both Sides//
I told Evolve to elevate cause his rhymes are queer/
He tried putting the pedal to the metal but kept popping his clutch and grinding his gears//
If he cashed all the chin-checks I gave him, I'd be making him rich/
Plus I'm a child molestor in battles . . . just look at how I'm raping this kid!!//
I'm zapping your ass like microwaves, thats why your rhymes are only half hot/
I give your wack netcee verse a I-net reaction . . . . . . . . LMAO . . . //
Fake ganster. You ain't no thug . . . you ain't selling no hard white/
Overdosing on Viagra . . . . . . . . . just to say you had a hard life/
Ha. You claim you're from the gutter??? . . . Well now you're laying in a ditch/
Aiyyo . . . This kids is fucking nuts . . . . . always hanging from my dick//
Kids these days. Yo you hold heat??? Whatever . . . I'll leave you frozen//

Yo you think that you're a gift?

Haha, then fuck it . . . I'LL RIP YOU OPEN //

Evolve's holding his card with a death grip, he's worried I might just pull it/
Speedwise, your punches are slugs . . . so everytime you spit you bite the bullet//
We're on opposite sides of the country, so this won't be a close race/
Protect ya neck. I'm erasing ya fate . . . turning this wannabe Killah to Ghost-face//
Stop frontin' and actin hard. DUMBFUCK. Your fake ass is see thru/
Like battling The Invisible Man . . . when it comes to skills, I DON'T SEE YOU.//
Evolve's Big-headed and Notorious for being Dead Wrong, he can't spit the right way/
Thinkin' you're beating me you're a Mad Man, like that cat that beat KnightShade//
I guess time is an issue in this battle, cause when I run through you like jocks . . . /

*tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock*

I'll use my watch as a pair of brass knuckles and leave your eyes glued to the clock!!! //

Winner: Evolve
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