5. Bender vs 12. Orc - Bender WINS by NS

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
Playoffs Round 1

Due Thursday, April 17th

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Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
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May God have mercy on your souls

@Bender @Orc

[Bender]

10

[Bender]

You drop verses for attention, a little bitch that gets all revved up for a mention
I haven’t seen so many sissy bars since the last motorcycle convention I attended
Congrats on the 23 wins you’ve proven that you’re still sick
& so is the rest of the site….of hearing that 9 of your 10 losses are from Ill-Nik
This faggot loves glory holes and he can’t get enough dick it really is sad
When they say Orc a Killer, it’s because he beats to death all the free willy he can
I carry guns so I shoot from the Hip-Stir shit Holmes
Meanwhile You‘re with that crowd ^ complaining your chia w/ extra whip’s too cold
Like a drunken college kid that started too early you won’t get carried homie
Because this Bender’s got you taking too many shots to ever make it to Karaoke








@Orc