Week 5 Championship Match: Cashius (4-0) vs. Neighbor (3-0) - NEIGH WINS

[Saint]

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=11677


Have fun searching the Archives for personals ;)

Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.

Nice opener.

Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.

Liked the personal/comparison.

You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..

I thought this was an OK personal. Did what you could w/ both ideas.

& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.

I liked this one. I had a Hick wp but never worded it.. solid bar

I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.

eh, didn't do much for me

Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.

Ok, missing something IMO..

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.

Dope angle & not sure you meant ***he or not; either way cool

You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.

Not feeling. Seen FN lines before & this was meh

You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.

Cool Cash/Blue play. Not super fresh as they just battled lol

ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.

Decent closer. Tho a wp like this I wouldn't have gone with..
G’luck

Originally Posted by Cashius

AKA Wavy Crockett


Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit

Ok angle...but how you worded it sold it imo. creative approach..

He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS

Halls is not new....but the wording w/ the setup made it hit, this was solid

The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention

I did a line on sharp but the Wavy play was good.

Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical

Nah... Didn't care for the high school musical concept

You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate

Ok, not my preference

Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him

The research was a bit too much... the line was ok tho, so it was aightt for the effort lol

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It

Liked this....tied in the current event

How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading

Cool, third attachment line i seen tho Solid flip.

Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment

Great ref/comparison..

This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’

Aightt

This was dope. Gotta say....i enjoyed reading Neighs verse more. His personal angles on him were refreshing. Had 3 I wasn't fond of, technically written well though. Cash had heavy hits that stuck out to me which are hard to not count. I think same number i wasn't feeling...hard to pick a winner.

After review Vote - Cash