nig almost got bodied yo

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 01:42 AM

My nerves are fkn goin haywire righ now

Check..Im riding with big unk who just had surgery on his shoulder(like a uncle to me) to go.pick up some money a tab head owe him n shit. Shits gucci as far as im concerned.."I hear come get it im home" boom boom things like that over the phone. Im drivin n I got a hlf o on me im tryin to let go for 175..we get out there n cops r deep with with one k9 lurking in front of neighborhood (I aint give a fuck tho ciz the neighborhood I was in? I kno they were posted waitin on slomeone.."they were on a mission"
. Aight so we pull.up at dudes crib n he comes out expecting to get some more tabs AFTER he pays what he owes. He didnt know we were solely hollerin at him to get the money bck. Coz usually thats how it always goes with us but neway hes like im paying u back out of my cchicks loot I cant go back emptyhanded. My unk on some fuk u.psy me shit.

This is where it gets bad.

Dude in question one of dem trinidad james lookin niggas

He hears fuck u pay me n hes like thats how u gkn do me?

AYYO MATTERFACT.. I GOT U

..

ILL BE RIGHT BACK (in that bemused tone,)

*senses heightened*

We wait like 10 mins n dude casually comes out wuth huge ass bulge in right pocket..

I slip gear into drive..ok my exterior is calm but my int on alert mode. Seconds precious..every move essential

Now during this time im thinkjn my unk didsnt see the gun.

Hes on the phone TALKING TO A THIRD PARTY THAT KNOWS Us (even tab head) and knew deal was going down.

MY UNK WAS LIKE

*On phone*

Oh here he go

Yo bama.. (tab head)

My connect wanna talk tk you

He djdnt say connect mindu but thats what it was

This catches dude by surprise..he actually might end up getting ssum dope at the end of tbe day.

They tlk he seems appeased

He gives us the money n as were pulling off ge brandishes what appears to be a 45 iono shit was huge as fuk. N was taunting like he was about to send some in just for a farewell present.

Bama was actin like it was news when he pulled that shit out. Little did I kno my unk wss on game too and the whole phune stunt was t
Done for a reason.

One he would have ti shoot us both on speakerphone with third party that knows us all

Second cops were posted at neighborhood entrance n potential shooter didnt.know untill I mentioned it "yo letts goo its fkn hot here..nigs is posted"

We got outta there quck asfuck b

Im drunkasfucj.inlost track but I think im done

Fhckin eh bros

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 01:58 AM

Maaan.

Look.I had a gun pulled on me b4

Im not goin to front.like im some hardbody tough guy ..im not

I just know how to handle myself

Whether under duress or under investigation.

So in b4 that

The vibe I got was I coulda lost my life tday

Havent got tgat in awhile

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-06-2014, 02:05 AM

Shits tough. You gotta be smart and eleviate the potential for funk by keeping yourself outta those situations. I've had two guns pulled on me in my lifetime. One misfired and the other one was just talking. Life is precious....you live to fight another day Craig

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 02:13 AM

Trust I wont b put in that situation again.

If you Dont front a nigga he wont owe u shit

Feels

YDK · 06-06-2014, 03:01 AM

Strickly why I don't fuck wit dope heads. Then niggas are crazy stupid thinking 2 percs an a zebra cake is worth stabbing somebody an shit lol

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 07:14 AM

Unfathomably stupid.

Nig felt disrespected..thas all

Edit: 1 member 5 guests viewin thread

*senses heightened*

Lol nah but yoooo

06-06-2014, 08:20 AM

Stay safe OP

Strikta · 06-06-2014, 09:13 AM

Fuckin w/ them pill heads bro.

Lol

Smh.

Y'all call em tab heads down south?

Hush · 06-06-2014, 11:15 AM

Niggas always want more after they pay off the debt
Keep em hooked IMO

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 11:26 AM

Yeah strik round my way we do.

N lol @ translate story plz tag

Reps

Inno · 06-06-2014, 03:45 PM

Is,why I don't deliver.

And,only certain people come to my house
To cop.
Other than that I aint coming to no neighborhood
Fuck I look like getting shot over a half

Fig · 06-06-2014, 03:47 PM

I was high as fuck tryna read this shit last night

At the end, I'm pretty sure I just scanned my eyes across my screen for 5 minutes

Hush · 06-06-2014, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

Is,why I don't deliver.

And,only certain people come to my house
To cop.
Other than that I aint coming to no neighborhood
Fuck I look like getting shot over a half

Then don't hustle

Dope girl · 06-06-2014, 05:05 PM

well, sorry to hear that...

Inno · 06-06-2014, 05:08 PM

@Hush

Why do I have to put myself in danger to sell drugs tho?

I've been hustling for a decade...my system has never failed me..why change now?

Mike Wrecka · 06-06-2014, 05:17 PM

he was thinkin the whole time, damn wait until my friends on NCs hear about this one

thug life?

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 06:22 PM

Mike I never share these things.

And innovator...dude nvr knew I had the hlf

We were there for debt

I got rid of yhat thang thp :)

big baby · 06-06-2014, 06:24 PM

tbh i petition for a short summary translation

Inno · 06-06-2014, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Mike I never share these things.

And innovator...dude nvr knew I had the hlf

We were there for debt

I got rid of yhat thang thp :)

Word..u dam well know dude thought so lol.

That alone is enough for some niggas to shoot.

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 07:25 PM

I move the ganja

He got tge script

Solved. He ain kno bruh trusttttt

06-06-2014, 01:42 AM	#1
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	nig almost got bodied yo My nerves are fkn goin haywire righ now Check..Im riding with big unk who just had surgery on his shoulder(like a uncle to me) to go.pick up some money a tab head owe him n shit. Shits gucci as far as im concerned.."I hear come get it im home" boom boom things like that over the phone. Im drivin n I got a hlf o on me im tryin to let go for 175..we get out there n cops r deep with with one k9 lurking in front of neighborhood (I aint give a fuck tho ciz the neighborhood I was in? I kno they were posted waitin on slomeone.."they were on a mission" . Aight so we pull.up at dudes crib n he comes out expecting to get some more tabs AFTER he pays what he owes. He didnt know we were solely hollerin at him to get the money bck. Coz usually thats how it always goes with us but neway hes like im paying u back out of my cchicks loot I cant go back emptyhanded. My unk on some fuk u.psy me shit. This is where it gets bad. Dude in question one of dem trinidad james lookin niggas He hears fuck u pay me n hes like thats how u gkn do me? AYYO MATTERFACT.. I GOT U .. ILL BE RIGHT BACK (in that bemused tone,) senses heightened We wait like 10 mins n dude casually comes out wuth huge ass bulge in right pocket.. I slip gear into drive..ok my exterior is calm but my int on alert mode. Seconds precious..every move essential Now during this time im thinkjn my unk didsnt see the gun. Hes on the phone TALKING TO A THIRD PARTY THAT KNOWS Us (even tab head) and knew deal was going down. MY UNK WAS LIKE On phone Oh here he go Yo bama.. (tab head) My connect wanna talk tk you He djdnt say connect mindu but thats what it was This catches dude by surprise..he actually might end up getting ssum dope at the end of tbe day. They tlk he seems appeased He gives us the money n as were pulling off ge brandishes what appears to be a 45 iono shit was huge as fuk. N was taunting like he was about to send some in just for a farewell present. Bama was actin like it was news when he pulled that shit out. Little did I kno my unk wss on game too and the whole phune stunt was t Done for a reason. One he would have ti shoot us both on speakerphone with third party that knows us all Second cops were posted at neighborhood entrance n potential shooter didnt.know untill I mentioned it "yo letts goo its fkn hot here..nigs is posted" We got outta there quck asfuck b Im drunkasfucj.inlost track but I think im done Fhckin eh bros __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-06-2014 at 06:41 AM.

06-06-2014, 01:58 AM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Maaan. Look.I had a gun pulled on me b4 Im not goin to front.like im some hardbody tough guy ..im not I just know how to handle myself Whether under duress or under investigation. So in b4 that The vibe I got was I coulda lost my life tday Havent got tgat in awhile __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2014, 02:13 AM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Trust I wont b put in that situation again. If you Dont front a nigga he wont owe u shit Feels __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-06-2014 at 02:20 AM. Reason: im onnnnn oneeeee

06-06-2014, 03:01 AM	#5
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	Strickly why I don't fuck wit dope heads. Then niggas are crazy stupid thinking 2 percs an a zebra cake is worth stabbing somebody an shit lol __________________

06-06-2014, 07:14 AM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Unfathomably stupid. Nig felt disrespected..thas all Edit: 1 member 5 guests viewin thread senses heightened Lol nah but yoooo __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-06-2014 at 07:17 AM.

06-06-2014, 02:05 AM	#3
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,397 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	Shits tough. You gotta be smart and eleviate the potential for funk by keeping yourself outta those situations. I've had two guns pulled on me in my lifetime. One misfired and the other one was just talking. Life is precious....you live to fight another day Craig

06-06-2014, 09:13 AM	#8
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Fuckin w/ them pill heads bro. Lol Smh. Y'all call em tab heads down south?

06-06-2014, 11:15 AM	#9
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	Niggas always want more after they pay off the debt Keep em hooked IMO __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

06-06-2014, 11:26 AM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Yeah strik round my way we do. N lol @ translate story plz tag Reps __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2014, 03:45 PM	#11
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	Is,why I don't deliver. And,only certain people come to my house To cop. Other than that I aint coming to no neighborhood Fuck I look like getting shot over a half

06-06-2014, 03:47 PM	#12
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I was high as fuck tryna read this shit last night At the end, I'm pretty sure I just scanned my eyes across my screen for 5 minutes __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-06-2014, 05:05 PM	#14
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	well, sorry to hear that...

06-06-2014, 05:08 PM	#15
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	@Hush Why do I have to put myself in danger to sell drugs tho? I've been hustling for a decade...my system has never failed me..why change now?

06-06-2014, 05:17 PM	#16
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	he was thinkin the whole time, damn wait until my friends on NCs hear about this one thug life? __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

06-06-2014, 06:22 PM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Mike I never share these things. And innovator...dude nvr knew I had the hlf We were there for debt I got rid of yhat thang thp :) __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2014, 08:20 AM	#7
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Stay safe OP

06-06-2014, 07:25 PM	#20
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I move the ganja He got tge script Solved. He ain kno bruh trusttttt __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople