View Full Version : Saw my dick head for the first time
Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:26 PM
My foreskin has always been wrapped fuckin nice n snug around my dick
It would never go past like, the very tip of my head.
Well last night I was having sex, and while I was pumping away like a fuckin piston, BAM. My head slipped out of its casing like the dirty little bitch it is
And it hurted so bad I started crying and the girl was like, wow, this is really turning me off
And I was like that's okay, I'm done anyways and scared
But now it looks way bigger >:)
Open your arms my uncircumcised brethren. I am living the best of both worlds
~RustyGunZ~
10-15-2014, 02:32 PM
heathen
Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:35 PM
Fat jew.. I think
~RustyGunZ~
10-15-2014, 02:39 PM
but srs you should get that checked out
your situation is already unhealthy
it might have to get chopped off
Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:43 PM
I don't know how unhealthy it is. It's just my dick head. It's supposed to be there.
Who wrote the pics or it didn't happen tag?
Lars?
Swerve
10-15-2014, 03:43 PM
No, but srs....Knuck has a point.
It's not supposed to hurt. Your foreskin might be too tight and require a little snip. It's a legit medical problem.
JS.
Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it
El Muffin
10-15-2014, 03:55 PM
Rawn MD to thread for diagnosis
anime_boners
10-15-2014, 03:59 PM
http://pixelscribbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/schwing.jpg
Witty
10-15-2014, 04:04 PM
I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.
Wise Wiggles
10-15-2014, 04:18 PM
Shits normal. It's scary, but it was destined to happen eventually. Congrats!
Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 04:29 PM
I'M SO PROUD!
dull boy
10-15-2014, 04:55 PM
I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.
You, sir, are a class act.
El Muffin
10-15-2014, 05:00 PM
Stop bucking wittys head up
Hes going to hell with a wicker g string
Witty
10-15-2014, 05:00 PM
You, sir, are a class act.
Thank you my friend, and the same to you.
I am thinking of buying a tophat.
Witty
10-15-2014, 05:01 PM
Stop bucking wittys head up
Hes going to hell with a wicker g string
I'm gonna put my dick in ur eye.
Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 05:07 PM
Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it
I'll do it myself
El Muffin
10-15-2014, 05:14 PM
Smegma
Witty
10-15-2014, 05:16 PM
lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"
theMuzzl3
10-15-2014, 05:44 PM
lol
big baby
10-15-2014, 05:44 PM
lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"
me. awaiting the rep.
Damn
As a fellow uncut this makes me think u never really fucked b4
Congrats I guess
Witty
10-15-2014, 07:18 PM
me. awaiting the rep.
Repped but then remembered you have lied about this before.
Are you telling the truth?
BROKE LESNAR
10-15-2014, 07:37 PM
me. awaiting the rep.
lmao very clever of u
Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:40 PM
U sposed to clean under that skin too bruh
D9nt u have a dad ?
Witty
10-15-2014, 07:42 PM
lmao very clever of u
Was it you???
I'm confused.
Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:43 PM
It was me. Rep pls.
Witty
10-15-2014, 07:44 PM
BAGS STFU I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
pls bags.
pls.
Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:45 PM
Repped?
Witty
10-15-2014, 07:46 PM
Repped.
Fuck you.
Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:48 PM
FUCK U STABLER
Witty
10-15-2014, 07:51 PM
Suck a lizard dick faggot.
Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:59 PM
Lol
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