WEEK 6 CHAT/PREDICTIONS

[bleak]

Blue vs Black
Aero vs Dom
Useless vs Body
Resin vs Infiltrate
Flow vs Veritas
Ryno vs DynamiCz
Cynic vs Incredible
Shia vs Sinacog
Cyrax vs Prozac
Brick vs Plot

[bleak]

Had to shuffle Ryno and cynic, forgot Ryno and Inc battled a couple weeks ago becuase it's in AOWL archives lol thanks JB

[Incredible]

I thought I was battling flow or Lars or both??

[Sharp]

I thought I was battling flow or Lars or both??

Lars isn't signed in, but I'm guessing this was the optimal matching to avoid a repeat (not tryna speak for bleak of course)

That shit will go down tho

[bleak]

Yeah cynic and veritas battled, plus i didnt know you and Flow had beef i thought it was just lars

[BodySnatcher]

Useless ready when you are.

[Incredible]

Yeah cynic and veritas battled, plus i didnt know you and Flow had beef i thought it was just lars

Damn I didn't know we had beef do we Flow, all in good fun to me.

[bleak]

Didn’t this JUST happen? The Dom & Aero battle much better.

I thought so too while i was matching but they have not battled. I am excited for both battles for sure, mag will convey this

[Saint]

Blue vs Black -Blue, should be good
Aero vs Dom - Dom easily
Useless vs Body - want to see, BS has site style advantage
Flow vs Veritas. -Flow
Cynic vs DynamiCz - Tossup
Ryno vs Incredible - Ry
Shia vs Sinacog - Shia
Cyrax vs Prozac - ?
Brick vs Plot - Plot? idk brick

[Zaddy]

U a hoe, already swaying for your pals


“Oh yeah Blue should def take this with trash wordplay and dick jokes but idk because the current Trend...”

Foh

[Blue Bayou]

U a hoe, already swaying for your pals


“Oh yeah Blue should def take this with trash wordplay and dick jokes but idk because the current Trend...”

Foh


Be quiet cartoon punch

[Zaddy]

Those hit extra hard each time because it brings people back to a time when they were happy kids and say to umselves “wow I never knew that about Sandy’s house, that’s hot”

[Flow]

I thought I was battling flow or Lars or both??

agree with this what the fuck happened

[Flow]

Damn I didn't know we had beef do we Flow, all in good fun to me.

Nah no beef broth

Good matches this week to be fair. Shame we sent battling. Maybe we set it next week bruce

[Ryno]

Blue vs Zunto at 5 in the morning?... Today’s off to a good start already

[Objective]

Seems like I can't manage life and deadlines/tournaments at this point. I was looking forward to write against Resin and get bodied too. Just coming by to say that I love what you guys are doing and will stay out this time around and looking to join a similar tourney again some other time when I don't got this much shit on my plate. If y'all welcome any voters I'm down to come by whenever I got time and my brain ain't mush to drop some votes at least if people don't mind.

[Blue Bayou]

Infiltrate don't feel the need to edit your posts because of Zelph

Just because he's burnt out from writing 6 Disney and cartoon channel concepts every week, it should have no effect on you

[Zaddy]

U and your Gay-Jizz can foh

[Blue Bayou]

Absolute Fire

[BodySnatcher]

Useless don't be a fuck boy

[Prozac]

This is pretty cool. I won't predict anything cause I don't know who people are, but good looks here.

[bleak]

Flow nobody told me you and Inc were battling, I thought it was Inc vs Lars but Lars is not signed in

[BodySnatcher]

Useless you better be getting them gun bars ready

[Flow]

Flow nobody told me you and Inc were battling, I thought it was Inc vs Lars but Lars is not signed in

No dramas.

[Flow]

This is pretty cool. I won't predict anything cause I don't know who people are, but good looks here.

Alias cover story of the year

[Prozac]

Alias cover story of the year

Look, dude, I'm no alias. Cut the bullshit out.

[bleak]

Useless there's no way u talk all that shit about ducking and then u don't show ur face after the battle is set

[Ryno]

DynamiCz good showing broseph

[DynamiCz]

DynamiCz good showing broseph

Likewise fam

[BodySnatcher]

Useless there's no way u talk all that shit about ducking and then u don't show ur face after the battle is set

[Flow]

Look, dude, I'm no alias. Cut the bullshit out.

Said every alias ever

[Prozac]

Said every alias ever

One of these "aliases" must've really hurt your feelings, huh?

[Blue Bayou]

Flow looks like Jonas Valanciunas in his avy

I like it

[Zaddy]

One of these "aliases" must've really hurt your feelings, huh?

It’s a Brit thing

[Prozac]

It’s a Brit thing

Gotta be.

[Zaddy]

Gotta be.

Oh you already knew what Brit meant?


Gtfoh you’re an ali a’s confirmed, already ran your ip’s

[Flow]

Flow looks like Jonas Valanciunas in his avy

I like it

Dunno who he is. Am I upset or complimented

[Prozac]

Oh you already knew what Brit meant?


Gtfoh you’re an ali a’s confirmed, already ran your ip’s

I'm not going anywhere. I've done nothing wrong. You people are incredibly jumpy, though.

[Flow]

We don't like alias cunts cus it means we have to rely on boring nameflips

[Prozac]

We don't like alias cunts cus it means we have to rely on boring nameflips

Then get more creative? Not really my problem.

[BodySnatcher]

Flow looks like Jonas Valanciunas in his avy

I like it

LOL...facts.. Flow he's a NBA player on the Grizzles. Was on raptors.

[Zaddy]

Legit ppl who have alias are sad

Prozac is cool in my booklet tho

[Flow]

LOL...facts.. Flow he's a NBA player on the Grizzles. Was on raptors.
Ahhh ok cool

[Clout]

Legit ppl who have alias are sad

Prozac is cool in my booklet tho

I hope this is you being sarcastic lol. Cus that's like the pot calling the kettle.....

[bleak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzyYrYwJH0M

[Blue Bayou]

Dunno who he is. Am I upset or complimented


Compliment

He's a good player, we never utilized him correctly

[sral]

I thought I was battling flow or Lars or both??

we’re battling at some secret PPV thing

don’t duck

[Zaddy]

Compliment

He's a good player, we never utilized him correctly

You goofed by giving up derozen over lousy Lowry

[Allen Knight]

Rec's updated.

[Useless]

Why do I have a battle after signing out.

Fuck it I'll battle u here, win or lose run it back at LLL, so I can give u 2

[Zaddy]

Rec's updated.

Thanks man

And congrats on your 29th loss

[bleak]

Why do I have a battle after signing out.

Fuck it I'll battle u here, win or lose run it back at LLL, so I can give u 2

In vs bodysnatcher after he lose

You posted this in sign in last week

[Allen Knight]

Thanks man

And congrats on your 29th loss


If u want me to ruin ur txt life again it can happen.

Just puttin it out there.

[bleak]

Flow u did it

[Flow]

Flow u did it

Huh

[Useless]

You posted this in sign in last week

Waiting on him

[Zaddy]

If u want me to ruin ur txt life again it can happen.

Just puttin it out there.

Man I thought we were past that

Ok I’ll stay quiet

[Allen Knight]

Lmao.

[bleak]

Huh

50 wins

[BodySnatcher]

Good shit FLOW. Lmao Zelph. Post up Useless and no you won't. Shout out Allen Knight for updating records.

[BodySnatcher]

Apples nigga...apples

[Zaddy]

I know bro but y’all really did a number screwing me out of BAL playoffs with this fuckin math magician bullshit so I need to know what’s up

[Blue Bayou]

Math magician??

[Sharp]

Man what in the fuck


Can someone explain this shit to me? Sharp bleak


Far as I know, 4-1 should beat 5-2 because less loss

8-2 = 4-1 man it’s da same shit man Aero what is it



Y’all really incorporating E=MC2 and pie 3.14 into fuckin playoffs calculations yeah I’m lost


Ok so I’m 4-1. According to your chart I should be:

4-1 (3) + 4x2 + 0.5 + 0.5 + 1 so

26 points?

+ wins divided by 2. The only point of that is your 4-1 is worth more than a 3-0, or a 2-2 is worth more than 1-1, etc

win differential = 3
wins/2 = 2
contender = .5
champ = 1

Your total score is 6.5

I fucked up the wording of the formula. contender win/champ appearance are the same thing but I put off deciding which to use. Just the 1 credit.

6.5 tho bro.... not bad

[Sharp]

math magician

[Zaddy]

But how the hell do you get 6.5
if 4-1 = 3
4x2 = 8
0.5 + 0.5 = 1
+ 1

That equals 14 now that I see understand it more

[Zaddy]

Thill thinking about it but this shit just don’t add up tbh

[Sharp]

you're multiplying where you should divide

and that extra .5 is my bad for mislabeling something

[Blue Bayou]

Let's get a cypher going

[Flow]

+ wins divided by 2. The only point of that is your 4-1 is worth more than a 3-0, or a 2-2 is worth more than 1-1, etc

win differential = 3
wins/2 = 2
contender = .5
champ = 1

Your total score is 6.5

I fucked up the wording of the formula. contender win/champ appearance are the same thing but I put off deciding which to use. Just the 1 credit.

6.5 tho bro.... not bad

What about condentors who were sleighted lmao

[Flow]

Let's get a cypher going

You have too many bars yo throw boyo

[Flow]

Thill thinking about it but this shit just don’t add up tbh

I presume I'll win this week. Means I'll be 4-2 with no champ an a very unfair no contendership. So I should be 4 I believe by the formulae presented Sharp correct ?

[Blue Bayou]

You have too many bars yo throw boyo

No such thing

That's what we're all here for

[Sharp]

I presume I'll win this week. Means I'll be 4-2 with no champ an a very unfair no contendership. So I should be 4 I believe by the formulae presented Sharp correct ?

4 is correct

There is no numerical bonus for feelings

veritas you just gonna roll over and take this?

[Resin M-I-C]

me vs inf considered contendership this week for the point system?

[Blue Bayou]

me vs inf considered contendership this week for the point system?

I was hoping no one was going to ask this haha

[Ryno]

What’s going on errrybody?

[bleak]

me vs inf considered contendership this week for the point system?

Essentially yes I don't think 4 people can outscore the winner, the loser could potentially still make it in however depending on who signs in

[Sharp]

Well played Incredible

Thank you for releasing me from the prison of writing about myself in the third person by sending me verses even though bleak posts anyway

[Incredible]

Wtf? If you didn't read the verse? Then why are you revealing yourself and not just battling me.

Sounds like a copout I don't care if you read it. Read it and match the 10 pussy.

[bleak]

LMFAO Inc is a savage

[Sharp]

Wtf? If you didn't read the verse? Then why are you revealing yourself and not just battling me.

Sounds like a copout I don't care if you read it. Read it and match the 10 pussy.
Fuckin gone lmaooo


because it's shady af for me to see your verse before you want me to? It's not like you posted it, meaning you didn't want the opponent to see it ahead of time

Imagine I don't read the verse, match, and win. If you don't see this as shady you have no hope as a mod

[Incredible]

Lmao whatever dude, you always know best right.

Or you could open the thread and I'll post it...

[Zaddy]

Wtf? If you didn't read the verse? Then why are you revealing yourself and not just battling me.

Sounds like a copout I don't care if you read it. Read it and match the 10 pussy.

LMAO

[Zaddy]

Sharp on some shady shit

Had no idea he was cynic

[Sharp]

I mean, I'll beat you as sharp or cynic. Still not about to read the verse, but ill reopen it and post this week

[Ryno]

I mean, I'll beat you as sharp or cynic. Still not about to read the verse, but ill reopen it and post this week

You ruined my record you s.o.b lol. Glad to see you still got it though

[Incredible]

I mean, I'll beat you as sharp or cynic. Still not about to read the verse, but ill reopen it and post this week

Right ok bet

[Sharp]

You ruined my record you s.o.b lol. Glad to see you still got it though

Blame voters not me lol

I probably woulda gone Ryno idk why my closer got quoted

[Useless]

BodySnatcher now battle me in LLL when blue gets it going

[Blas]

Blame voters not me lol

I probably woulda gone Ryno idk why my closer got quoted

ah so you're an alias? interesting..

[Zaddy]

BodySnatcher now battle me in LLL when blue gets it going

So it can take a year to close? No thx

[Useless]

So it can take a year to close? No thx

Lmao let dude be his own man. Mind ur business

[Sharp]

ah so you're an alias? interesting..

You're still here?

[Ryno]

BodySnatcher now battle me in LLL when blue gets it going

It won’t get going...or closed for that matter

[Blas]

You're still here?

what? I never left I'm just not battling after some LOLworthy votes. glad at least some non-retards voted b4 it was closed.. just interesting to see you're using an ALIAS

[Zaddy]

Uh duh durrrr u tarded af Blas

[BodySnatcher]

BodySnatcher now battle me in LLL when blue gets it going

you suck. set it up.

[Incredible]

Well played Incredible

Thank you for releasing me from the prison of writing about myself in the third person by sending me verses even though bleak posts anyway


Re read this post, super suspect, thanking me? Like this mfer had a gun to his head to battle in his own league or else. Not typical Sharp behavior here.

[Sharp]

Re read this post, super suspect, thanking me? Like this mfer had a gun to his head to battle in his own league or else. Not typical Sharp behavior here.

Please, Inc, what is typical sharp behavior?

[Incredible]

Overall man honestly your pretty cool, dope and ok, nice and decent with it can you dig it?

[Incredible]

So tags in your battle is ok uh sharp? Not too snarky?

[Sharp]

Overall man honestly your pretty cool, dope and ok, nice and decent with it can you dig it?

glad we could have this heart to heart

there's def a problem with me seeing your verse ahead of time if you didn't want me to. You did nothing wrong but the second I had an unfair advantage it had to stop.

Just saw and deleted the tags like I usually do

[Incredible]

I'm just fucking with you about the tags. But again you are sounding suspect. How did you have an unfair advantage if you didn't read the verse.

Matter of fact the title of the PM is pretty clear what it is, why open it? Where is your advantage?

[Sharp]

I'm glad you take me at my word

but you still sent me a verse, meant to against me, via pm, and there is no way to prove I didn't read the verse

moot anyway now that you've posted

[Blas]

god sharp is just such an upstanding text moderator, we should all make sure to be just like him. bless up.

[Incredible]

I'm glad you take me at my word

but you still sent me a verse, meant to against me, via pm, and there is no way to prove I didn't read the verse

moot anyway now that you've posted


Right and you made the post were talking about after I posted my verse, so you doing that was pointless. I get you were talking about before I posted my verse but so was I.

[Sharp]

god sharp is just such an upstanding text moderator, we should all make sure to be just like him. bless up.

I didn't wanna brag before, but you convinced me that being ShyA terrible way to go through life

Right and you made the post were talking about after I posted my verse, so you doing that was pointless. I get you were talking about before I posted my verse but so was I.

I'll be honest I read this like 5 times and don't understand it. I'll drop tomorrow or Friday (work Thursday nights), feel free to edit your verse in any way now that you know it's me

[Incredible]

Lol no edit, but I'm guessing you said that cause your going to use something in our back and forth as a punch. Nice ground work

[Sharp]

I've got enough ammo on you already my man. Rules are you can edit til I drop though.

[Flow]

This was hilarious.

Vote sharp

[Blas]

I didn't wanna brag before, but you convinced me that being ShyA terrible way to go through life


loooool glad i could be of assistance pal

[Zaddy]

Wait so sharp was both cynic & Shia?

Wow

[Zaddy]

Wait so sharp was both cynic & Shia?

Wow

[Sharp]

Nope

Just quoting a bad bar

[Blas]

tbf the bar wasn't good, the verse wasn't even that good it was avg but if u can sit here with a str8 face and honestly vote for that shia verse which was one of the worst things i've ever read in my life u should not be allowed to txt

[Blas]

btw lmaooooooooooo

https://imgur.com/a/8vYJbZt

you literally quoted the bar when you voted under your alias you emotional freak then right away signed into ur other account to bump for votes, get a fucking life u weirdo

[Sharp]

We're not talking about Shia. Your verse was just clutching at a straw, man and those tactics won't help here either

Also, I even gave you the benefit of the doubt and googled it. Couldn't find anyone use the phrase 'clutching at a straw' which is probably why some people didn't fuck with it


I stay generous with quotes

[Blas]

We're not talking about Shia. Your verse was just clutching at a straw, man and those tactics won't help here either

Also, I even gave ethe benefit of the doubt and googled it. Couldn't find anyone use the phrase 'clutching at a straw' which is probably why some people didn't fuck with it

it's called a straw man you fucking moron but you're the least educated human of all time so it's no surprise you have no idea about debate tactics or the wordplay involved in the bar. stick to modding & battling under alias's geek. and clutching at straws is literally a common phrase u COULD google

all g every non emotional freak voted reasonably which was obv i just find u so funny. u really have never left this shit over the last 10 yrs have u?

[Shia Labruh]

Should have been close for swaying anyway.
But pls keep my name out of your bs Blas
Shit is done wit. Take your crybaby ass win & go that way

[Blas]

Should have been close for swaying anyway.
But pls keep my name out of your bs Blas
Shit is done wit. Take your crybaby ass win & go that way

uhhh i posted one thing about ur verse being hysterically bad once the battle was already over & even told them to close it & give u the win bc i did not care at all. bro half of your shit wasn't even in english your best quotable/punch was you CALLING YOURSELF A PROXIMITY MINE because you will "GO OFF". come on man u got 2 emotional losers voting against me bc they don't like me. i suggest u never txt again

[Shia Labruh]

uhhh i posted one thing about ur verse being hysterically bad once the battle was already over & even told them to close it & give u the win bc i did not care at all. bro half of your shit wasn't even in english your best quotable/punch was you CALLING YOURSELF A PROXIMITY MINE because you will "GO OFF". come on man u got 2 emotional losers voting against me bc they don't like me. i suggest u never txt again

Yet, you're still talking about it...
Go that way.
We're done.
It's over.
You got the W.
Infiltrate even edited his vote in favor of you.
You got it.
The dubbing is yours.
Nothing else to discuss wit you.

[Blas]

Yet, you're still talking about it...
Go that way.
We're done.
It's over.
You got the W.
Infiltrate even edited his vote in favor of you.
You got it.
The dubbing is yours.
Nothing else to discuss wit you.

he must have realized he went full retard idk who tf he even is. & sounds good, good chatting with u

[Sharp]

it's called a straw man you fucking moron but you're the least educated human of all time so it's no surprise you have no idea about debate tactics or the wordplay involved in the bar. stick to modding & battling under alias's geek. and clutching at straws is literally a common phrase u COULD google

all g every non emotional freak voted reasonably which was obv i just find u so funny. u really have never left this shit over the last 10 yrs have u?

The phrase is 'clutching at straws'. There is no such as a a 'straws man' unless that's some secret MENSA shit you won't share with the rest of us?

[Blas]

The phrase is 'clutching at straws'. There is no such as a a 'straws man' unless that's some secret MENSA shit you won't share with the rest of us?

google straw man lmfao theres no way ur this stupid

[Sharp]

google straw man lmfao theres no way ur this stupid

Google 'clutching at a straw'. It's not an idiom.

[Zaddy]

Inf lmao

[Ryno]

It’s to early to be this angry fellas. Take a shot of tequila & smoke a joint. And come back w/ a better attitude... BOTH of you!

[Saint]

Inf lmao

i been dq'ed from voting

[Useless]

you suck. set it up.

Sign in. Blue bayou is mod he'll set it. Pics?

[bleak]

PLAYOFF ANNOUNCEMENT:
Jabari Black Zunto Blue Bayou Infiltrate BodySnatcher Resin M-I-C

It has come to my attention that a tie is very likely with our point system. Sharp has left it to me to break ties, so I have a couple options for you guys and I will see what everyone likes.

We can:

1. 1-2 Lightning round between whoever is tied (one punch a piece, 24 hours of voting, winner declared and moves on) line limit can be increased but it will limit the votes within the time frame we are given. We can even do blind voting to be completely fair.

2. I can search for no shows/common opponents and find a difference to exploit. This is not my preferred option as it leaves it open to more of my interpretation and that's never good when picking playoff competitors.

Most of you have a good idea of how many points you have. Plz tell me what u think but right now we ARE going to do the 1-2 lightning round to settle any ties. It's the only fair way to do it with the 4 man limit that's been placed before me.

We are NOT expanding to 6 man, we have already discussed.

[Blas]

It’s to early to be this angry fellas. Take a shot of tequila & smoke a joint. And come back w/ a better attitude... BOTH of you!

fairs, i'm feeling better now

[Sharp]

Ryno I'm gonna need to down a whole bottle then bash my skull into CTE before I think 'clutching at a straw' is a real idiom

PLAYOFF ANNOUNCEMENT:
Jabari Black Zunto Blue Bayou Infiltrate BodySnatcher Resin M-I-C

It has come to my attention that a tie is very likely with our point system. Sharp has left it to me to break ties, so I have a couple options for you guys and I will see what everyone likes.

We can:

1. 1-2 Lightning round between whoever is tied (one punch a piece, 24 hours of voting, winner declared and moves on) line limit can be increased but it will limit the votes within the time frame we are given. We can even do blind voting to be completely fair.

2. I can search for no shows/common opponents and find a difference to exploit. This is not my preferred option as it leaves it open to more of my interpretation and that's never good when picking playoff competitors.

Most of you have a good idea of how many points you have. Plz tell me what u think but right now we ARE going to do the 1-2 lightning round to settle any ties. It's the only fair way to do it with the 4 man limit that's been placed before me.

We are NOT expanding to 6 man, we have already discussed.

Not very likely, just possible. Assuming Zunto doing math was a sign in this should be a <1% possibility

[Zaddy]

The playoffs bleak wants:

Allen Knight
Blue Bayou
Resin M-I-C
Infiltrate


Couldn’t be more obv stupid fagits

[Sharp]

I'm gonna assume this comes from your math in the post, but you've been mathematically assured a playoff spot for weeks. AK also can't qualify if you sign up

[Zaddy]

AK also can't qualify if you sign up

IN!

[Jabari Black]

Let me help everybody put a bit. Each scenario already factors Resin, Blue, and Jabari Black being signed in. Just look for your name cus this will be too difficult to understand.

Jabari Black is locked into the playoffs

Blue Bayou is locked into the playoffs

Zelph would be locked into the playoffs with a signin

Resin M-I-C would be locked in the playoffs with a win OR loss plus 2/3 Zelph, Allen Knight of Inf not signing in

Infiltrate gets in with a win and sign in. If lose would need Zelph and Allen Knight to not sign in to be tied for last spot with Body (if win week 6), DynamiCz (if win week 6), and Flow (if win week 6)

Allen Knight gets in with a sign in + Zelph doesn’t sign in OR if Inf wins and doesn’t sign in

DynamiCz/Flow/BodySnatcher:

If Resin wins.....

Need to win + Need Zelph and Alen Knight to not sign in to creates a tie with Inf and the whoever else in this category that wins their week 6 match

If Resin loses....

Would need to win + Zelph, Allen Knight AND Inf to not sign in



If name not listed you’ll need A LOT of people to not sign in to go to playoffs

[bleak]

Thank you JB

It's like the last week of NFL when they explain all the factors into playoff berths

Very likely was bad wording per usual right lol I'm just saying if it happens, a 1-2 battle will take place

[Zaddy]

My mine is blown

[bleak]

known for blowing up and wrecking geeks
I'm out the sand dune, you'll see ur mine blown if u step to me

[Blue Bayou]

known for blowing up and wrecking geeks
I'm out the sand dune, you'll see ur mine blown if u step to me

Yup....yup

[Incredible]

Oh so your posting as Sharp? not Cynic?

[Blas]

Oh so your posting as Sharp? not Cynic?

bahahaha this guy voted on my battle, then up'd the battle for votes on his main, then on his main called my bar dogshit & quoted it on his alias. this guy has so many personalities he can't even keep track of what he is anymore

[Allen Knight]

Let me help everybody put a bit. Each scenario already factors Resin, Blue, and Jabari Black being signed in. Just look for your name cus this will be too difficult to understand.

Jabari Black is locked into the playoffs

Blue Bayou is locked into the playoffs

Zelph would be locked into the playoffs with a signin

Resin M-I-C would be locked in the playoffs with a win OR loss plus 2/3 Zelph, Allen Knight of Inf not signing in

Infiltrate gets in with a win and sign in. If lose would need Zelph and Allen Knight to not sign in to be tied for last spot with Body (if win week 6), DynamiCz (if win week 6), and Flow (if win week 6)

Allen Knight gets in with a sign in + Zelph doesn’t sign in OR if Inf wins and doesn’t sign in

DynamiCz/Flow/BodySnatcher:

If Resin wins.....

Need to win + Need Zelph and Alen Knight to not sign in to creates a tie with Inf and the whoever else in this category that wins their week 6 match

If Resin loses....

Would need to win + Zelph, Allen Knight AND Inf to not sign in



If name not listed you’ll need A LOT of people to not sign in to go to playoffs


Lmao damn, but im not signin in to busy to battle right now & not mess up playoffs w/ a no show, dont wanna do that to yah'll.

[Dominate]

Aero are you showing up? I got 20 for you but we can go less if that's a struggle

[Incredible]

bahahaha this guy voted on my battle, then up'd the battle for votes on his main, then on his main called my bar dogshit & quoted it on his alias. this guy has so many personalities he can't even keep track of what he is anymore

Yo who the fuck are you anyway? I don't care about anything you say. Plus this is something you have already bitched about earlier, stfu about it already.

[Blas]

Yo who the fuck are you anyway? I don't care about anything you say. Plus this is something you have already bitched about earlier, stfu about it already.

I was really hoping you would care, oh well. No problem sir.

[Zaddy]

Yo who the fuck are you anyway? I don't care about anything you say. Plus this is something you have already bitched about earlier, stfu about it already.

Hey you alright man? Something bovering you?

[Ryno]

LEBRON GOIN TO THE FINALS YALL!!! ... Thought I’d speak it into existence lol

[Aero]

Aero are you showing up? I got 20 for you but we can go less if that's a struggle


Lost a lot of money in the market today so my mind hasn’t been there. I’m showing up though. Keep it at 20. I need a slight extension though. 12 hours.

[Dominate]

Lost a lot of money in the market today so my mind hasn’t been there. I’m showing up though. Keep it at 20. I need a slight extension though. 12 hours.

You got it boss

[Blue Bayou]

Lost a lot of money in the market today so my mind hasn’t been there. I’m showing up though. Keep it at 20. I need a slight extension though. 12 hours.

PM me for tips homie i got you

[Zaddy]

PM me for tips homie i got you

Tips on the market right? Cuz on bars....

[Blue Bayou]

Tips on the market right? Cuz on bars....


I've been waiting on your PM... Where are my fucking lines?!?!?

I'm tryna champ like you man c'mon

[Sharp]

Oh so your posting as Sharp? not Cynic?
I'll post as cynic but I'm always sharp on my phone. Do you have a preference? You know it's me

bahahaha this guy voted on my battle, then up'd the battle for votes on his main, then on his main called my bar dogshit & quoted it on his alias. this guy has so many personalities he can't even keep track of what he is anymore

Told you already I had to be generous with quotes for that one. Also, it's still two. How tf can you be so condescending two pages ago but fuck up the number after 1 here?

[Blas]

I'll post as cynic but I'm always sharp on my phone. Do you have a preference? You know it's me



Told you already I had to be generous with quotes for that one. Also, it's still two. How tf can you be so condescending two pages ago but fuck up the number after 1 here?

the one thing that's funny to me is ur actually decent @ txt under cynic but under sharp ur a corny simple nerd with basic boring shit. i'd stay under cynic if i were u

bro u lost to veritas on cynic hahhhahahhahahahahhahahaha

[Incredible]

I'll post as cynic but I'm always sharp on my phone. Do you have a preference? You know it's me

and Aeros mom says

https://i.giphy.com/media/xT0xeI65NdOobgDpSw/giphy.webp

[Sharp]

the one thing that's funny to me is ur actually decent @ txt under cynic but under sharp ur a corny simple nerd with basic boring shit. i'd stay under cynic if i were u

bro u lost to veritas on cynic hahhhahahhahahahahhahahaha
Decent at text

Suck at text

Man, I need some consistency from you. You're my rock.

and Aeros mom says

https://i.giphy.com/media/xT0xeI65NdOobgDpSw/giphy.webp

lol

My man

[bleak]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=18670

More throwbacks in playoff mag 1

[sral]

i been dq'ed from voting

lmao makes a change from being DQ'd from battles for editing though, i bet

[sral]

I've been waiting on your PM... Where are my fucking lines?!?!?

I'm tryna champ like you man c'mon

i been waiting on ur response diss you promised

slacker

[Flow]

I can search for no shows/common opponents and find a difference to exploit. This is not my preferred option as it leaves it open to more of my interpretation and that's never good when picking playoff competitors.


Lmao

An lol at me and Dyna not being mentioned when we had the same tally's as others mentioned. Brilliant

[Sharp]

An lol at me and Dyna not being mentioned when we had the same tally's as others mentioned. Brilliant

Let me help everybody put a bit. Each scenario already factors Resin, Blue, and Jabari Black being signed in. Just look for your name cus this will be too difficult to understand.

Jabari Black is locked into the playoffs

Blue Bayou is locked into the playoffs

Zelph would be locked into the playoffs with a signin

Resin M-I-C would be locked in the playoffs with a win OR loss plus 2/3 Zelph, Allen Knight of Inf not signing in

Infiltrate gets in with a win and sign in. If lose would need Zelph and Allen Knight to not sign in to be tied for last spot with Body (if win week 6), DynamiCz (if win week 6), and Flow (if win week 6)

Allen Knight gets in with a sign in + Zelph doesn’t sign in OR if Inf wins and doesn’t sign in

DynamiCz/Flow/BodySnatcher:

If Resin wins.....

Need to win + Need Zelph and Alen Knight to not sign in to creates a tie with Inf and the whoever else in this category that wins their week 6 match

If Resin loses....

Would need to win + Zelph, Allen Knight AND Inf to not sign in



If name not listed you’ll need A LOT of people to not sign in to go to playoffs

We took zelph's math to be a sign in, so it's not happening bro

[sral]

lmao when’s this PPV so I can give Inc something to be mad about?

[Flow]

We took zelph's math to be a sign in, so it's not happening bro

I knew that. But bleak initially referenced body an just think the bias is hilarious in how obvious it is.

I was only here for 50 plus wins. Merci for sorting that bro

[Blue Bayou]

i been waiting on ur response diss you promised

slacker


Oopssss... Ur right I did say that and forgot

Will get a quick 20 up soon

[sral]

lmao fucking Flow with his wack shit

i sent you at ton of ammo for veritas too

wack

[veritas]

lmao fucking Flow with his wack shit

i sent you at ton of ammo for veritas too

wack

Lol ikr?

[sral]

V goin so far overhead its time that he turn south
or hear this wack Quack whacked for what flies out the birds mouth

gun equipped. show up @ ur job, it aint no case study bitch
just bulletpoints when i air it off my chest & open up on him

that entry grade MMA shit shows ur lonely Jim
loser took up pyjama wrestling since nobody would roll wit him

try that wrassling shit wit me, id turn ur baldhead to scar tissue
the big bang theory.. ur entire world revolve around Diode part-tickles

[Flow]

lmao fucking Flow with his wack shit

i sent you at ton of ammo for veritas too

wack

Lmao

veritas don't feed into the sway bait. Show some dignity in your L

[veritas]

Lmao

veritas don't feed into the sway bait. Show some dignity in your L

I think you know I have no idea who you are and don’t really give a fuck. Text is all politics and the fact that you got info from Lars is a much bigger problem than me saying your sucky verse sucked. Now I swayed. Just like you did when you asked me to show dignity in my L.

[sral]

DQ him

[veritas]

V goin so far overhead its time that he turn south
or hear this wack Quack whacked for what flies out the birds mouth

gun equipped. show up @ ur job, it aint no case study bitch
just bulletpoints when i air it off my chest & open up on him

that entry grade MMA shit shows ur lonely Jim
loser took up pyjama wrestling since nobody would roll wit him

try that wrassling shit wit me, id turn ur baldhead to scar tissue
the big bang theory.. ur entire world revolve around Diode part-tickles


Diode bae was hot. I appreciate you being open with your faggotryhere though. You have always been unscrupulous. Flow was a fool to align with you. I tried to be cool and text but it is pointless lol.

Lars:

More dudes seen your dick more times than your wife.
Your plot has me in horror, thinking this can’t be life.

You been shady since jump, always claiming you real,
But you all talk and no walk, a bitch behind the scenes, fluffin the gag reel.

You stay tryna instigate, ain’t knowing trolling been dead since my divine-led sentences
So as always, miss me with your bullshit, that’s why I have always ignored your private messages.

U are a cancer. But a hall of fame one if it makes you any better?

Good job with flow tho. Srs. Lol.

[veritas]

DQ him

Lol who flow or me or both?

[sral]

lmao i dont ever remember PMing you, what is that?

[Flow]

Oh dear

[veritas]

You are only proving my point now. Just let it go man. Like I said. Stay in your lane. I let you make it, but don’t get too brazen with me, boy. I have never come at you. I expect the same in return.

You giving flow ammo aka writing his verse is expected from you. I ain’t even mad. This is why I don’t take this shit serious.

All love bruh.

[veritas]

Oh dear

You only have yourself to blame. You are part of the problem.

Be honest: did he reach out to you, or did you reach out to him?

[Flow]

You only have yourself to blame. You are part of the problem.

Be honest: did he reach out to you, or did you reach out to him?

You've let yourself down here. I warned you not to bite. An dignity in a L was retaliatory trash talk not a sway.

[sral]

lmao plz dont disrespect me by thinking I had involvement in that terrible verse

my concepts are way hotter

[veritas]

lmao plz dont disrespect me by thinking I had involvement in that terrible verse

my concepts are way hotter

Hahahhaaa

So who reached out to who? Flow is swaying hard too. Sheesh.

[veritas]

You've let yourself down here. I warned you not to bite. An dignity in a L was retaliatory trash talk not a sway.

Don’t play the victim here bruv, you are in my world now. You were involved in behind the scenes faggotry. Not me. Miss me.

[sral]

lmao no snitching

he didn’t use any of the concepts I gave him

you’ve seen what I offered up

[veritas]

Hahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaaa......oh God.

This cannot be life.

Flow mad right now.

[Flow]

Don’t play the victim here bruv, you are in my world now. You were involved in behind the scenes faggotry. Not me. Miss me.

Not playing a victim. Your projection is not going to faze me.

I've not swayed an you can feel free to evidence where I have. I am happy for the battle to continue regardless of the sways against me however. This week's battle was meaningless an for the culture.

in your world? Your not even in your world right now... More lost in a house of mirrors at the circus.

Anyway. I'm bored now. This was fun. Maybe we can do it again some time.

[veritas]

Not playing a victim. Your projection is not going to faze me.

I've not swayed an you can feel free to evidence where I have. I am happy for the battle to continue regardless of the sways against me however. This week's battle was meaningless an for the culture.

in your world? Your not even in your world right now... More lost in a house of mirrors at the circus.

Anyway. I'm bored now. This was fun. Maybe we can do it again some time.

Yes you are. It is obvious. You violated now you are trying to diminish it.

It takes a boring person to be bored.

Have fun. Dead af at your shadiness. You and Lars deserve each other.

[Zaddy]

Veritas has swayed in almost every battle this season man damn

[sral]

Yes you are. It is obvious. You violated now you are trying to diminish it.

It takes a boring person to be bored.

Have fun. Dead af at your shadiness. You and Lars deserve each other.

lmao quit politicking for sways and let’s see how votes go first

i wanna see how well my throwaways do

[Saint]

Resin M-I-C sent 16 to bleak

[veritas]

lmao quit politicking for sways and let’s see how votes go first

i wanna see how well my throwaways do

Dead. Y’all must not know I am spin-proof. Y’all started this. Y’all did this. I give no fucks now. Lars at least you are an holding up for your faggorty with your fork tongue (I see you. A basic tactic but well played), ya boy flow did the crime now don’t want to hold up.

[veritas]

Veritas has swayed in almost every battle this season man damn

Negative. Not at all. I have been swayed against twice now, had infiltrate try to pm with intimidation threats lolllllz and now had Lars ghost write flows verse against me.


I still love you. And I know you hate that. But don’t worry lil homey. I won’t hurt you.


It’s all nonsense.

[sral]

lmao I didn’t write any of his terrible verse though

[bleak]

W T F

[bleak]

Flow is really bitching over me forgetting to tag him in a post.

Veritas I have been very lenient with all the rules this season but this is so blatant it's ridiculous.

FOR THE RECORD, this would have been a DQ had Flow not given it a pass.

That being said, this entire exchange could easily be a double DQ.

Playoffs are going to be more strict on swaying rules so be careful faggots I don't wanna DQ you in the final 4 .

STOP TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES

[Flow]

Flow is really bitching over me forgetting to tag him in a post.

Veritas I have been very lenient with all the rules this season but this is so blatant it's ridiculous.

FOR THE RECORD, this would have been a DQ had Flow not given it a pass.

That being said, this entire exchange could easily be a double DQ.

Playoffs are going to be more strict on swaying rules so be careful faggots I don't wanna DQ you in the final 4 .

STOP TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES

Quote me a single part of sway on my side please

[Zaddy]

Of course bleak would let this slide lol he wants to be in v’s good graces

[veritas]

Quote me a single part of sway on my side please

So it is ok to allow ghost writing behind the scenes? And you did sway. You called my verse an L before the votes are cast. Cmon son

[veritas]

Of course bleak would let this slide lol he wants to be in v’s good graces

You want me to hurt you and it hurts you that I refuse to.


Fascinating.

[veritas]

My initial ikr was not to Lars calling flows verse wack but to the backstage faggotry.

Continue to make me the bad guy here, I feed off of knowing that it is easier to do that then to be honest with yourselves.

[Zaddy]

You want me to hurt you and it hurts you that I refuse to.


Fascinating.

This isn’t about you it’s about bleak allowing things that are generally not allowed in a league

What do you want from me?

[veritas]

We have Lars making allegations of flow and he conspiring. Flow is not even denying it lollll

I have had infiltrate pm text threats before our battle

I had two seats against me in previous battles.

This is why I don’t battle.


As for you, the same thing I have always wanted, why the beef towards me? I was always cool with you man.

[bleak]

I literally said this would have been a double DQ

Talking about "Hold this L" is a subtle sway and a way to trigger him into saying more, which worked.

I didn't let shit slide you split faced mongol, flow did.

If this continues it's a double DQ since I have to set an example for the children

[Zaddy]

We have Lars making allegations of flow and he conspiring. Flow is not even denying it lollll

I have had infiltrate pm text threats before our battle

I had two seats against me in previous battles.

This is why I don’t battle.


As for you, the same thing I have always wanted, why the beef towards me? I was always cool with you man.

I don’t have beef with you I just don’t like playing charades

[Flow]

I literally said this would have been a double DQ

Talking about "Hold this L" is a subtle sway and a way to trigger him into saying more, which worked.

I didn't let shit slide you split faced mongol, flow did.

If this continues it's a double DQ since I have to set an example for the children

I made the exact same TRASH TALK comment an was quoted by sharp before he had even typed a bar. But double DQ away.

[veritas]

I think flow should be dq for backstage faggotry and having a ghostwriter and for swaying.

[veritas]

I don’t have beef with you I just don’t like playing charades

That’s fair. I am literally trying to stand up against the charades here.

[Flow]

I think flow should be dq for backstage faggotry and having a ghostwriter and for swaying.

Are you that desperate for my attention?

[veritas]

Are you that intellectually vapid to think that is my angle here?

1. I am dancing for Lars because f this shady tourney
2. You are a reason it is shady

3. Admit you did wrong and I will respect you.

[sral]

DQ him

I told you it was the right decision hours ago bleak

[Incredible]

If this continues it's a double DQ since I have to set an example for the children


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistantJoyousDegu-small.gif

[bleak]

How could I possibly DQ Veritas and not Flow at this point? It's either we let it ride or double DQ

[Flow]

How could I possibly DQ Veritas and not Flow at this point? It's either we let it ride or double DQ

You are an idiot. Double DQ me for saying he will lose then. Moron

[bleak]

Done

[Incredible]

Lmao

[Zaddy]

Wow. Bleak being a selective piece of shit mod again. Never fails. Def not interested in any type of playoffs wth this jackass running it. Fuck that

[Aero]

I voted on that battle. Re-open Veritas vs Flow please.

[Flow]

I voted on that battle. Re-open Veritas vs Flow please.

Don't worry I'll vote on the battles still. Especially that one was a fire battle from both of you

[BodySnatcher]

Glad to see all this shit popping and I'm not involved. Keep it going fellas.

[bleak]

If I was being selective Flow would have been DQd alone. I really feel like ur dad trying to explain that u fucking started the argument. V held his ground and crossed the line while u let Lars do ur swaying from that point forward.

[Zaddy]

He doesn’t even realize


So sad

[Resin M-I-C]

Zelph, after this week please refrain from voting in any of my future battles.

thanks

[Blue Bayou]

Zelph, after this week please refrain from voting in any of my future battles.

thanks


Ive tried this in the past.. it doesn't help anything

Just fyi

[Zaddy]

Let the sways begin!

[Flow]

If I was being selective Flow would have been DQd alone. I really feel like ur dad trying to explain that u fucking started the argument. V held his ground and crossed the line while u let Lars do ur swaying from that point forward.

You suggesting here that I was more deserving of the DQ. Please if that is the case you just DQ me and have V take the win.

[Resin M-I-C]

nah it’s a simple favor, bc i can see the hate in your votes..

i mean at least i try to understand ur shit by googling sandy’s house

[Resin M-I-C]

Ive tried this in the past.. it doesn't help anything

Just fyi

noted lol

[Dominate]

I don't like the direction this thread is taking. Here is a line I wrote a long time ago about swaying. Please use it to commence a "corny and terrible wordplay" cypher

He'll start to cry when it feel like this rook's losing
he Swayze chin every time it's a close shave like Patrick w/ good grooming

[Sharp]

ZELPH IN PLAYOFF THREAD? DAMN HE WHINY KID
HE'LL TASTE DA FEET WHEN I KICK IN HIS TEETH FOR NOT ACTUALLY SIGNING IN

[Dominate]

I'll kill a pansy. You look emotional & crying guy
For posting all capsule get eaten and I'm hoping it's cyanide

[Zaddy]

nah it’s a simple favor, bc i can see the hate in your votes..

i mean at least i try to understand ur shit by googling sandy’s house

Why would I hate? I thought you dropped nice af against objective last week and my feed reflected that. Just cause you dropped trash this week doesn’t mean I’m hating wtf lmao get over yourself

[Dominate]

Get egg on your face if you posting @ ZELPH
Stop overy acting... just get ova yourself

[Saint]

Zunto check PMs

[Zaddy]

Zunto check PMs

I got you man. Our plan will prevail don’t worry

[Resin M-I-C]

Why would I hate? I thought you dropped nice af against objective last week and my feed reflected that. Just cause you dropped trash this week doesn’t mean I’m hating wtf lmao get over yourself

rum nitty fan? bc i said ‘ante up’ .. do you even know who MOP is?

i think u might be a lil slow so i give you a pass for now.

[Dominate]

This is emotional bitch shit. That's something I need to stress
Nevermind checking PMs. Instead check your PMS

[Dominate]

Somebody play with me or I'm logging off and making pancakes.

[Ryno]

This is emotional bitch shit. That's something I need to stress
Nevermind checking PMs. Instead check your PMS

Not gonna lie. Like this one

[Incredible]

Sharp in here posting lines for whatever reason in all caps
How about stop going at mr. no lip,,, put your money where your mouth is &&& post for your match

[Flow]

Somebody play with me or I'm logging off and making pancakes.

Lmao slayed me.

One word got you shook, spitting feathers like Farrow
Fag all Quivers soon as he had to reach his hand to a aero

[Dominate]

Not gonna lie. Like this one

You ARE gonna lie in a ditch tho. It's hard work but it's fine though
I'll finish throwing dirt on Ry n seek rest after making this American Idle

[Sharp]

Sharp in here posting lines for whatever reason in all caps
How about stop going at mr. no lip,,, put your money where your mouth is &&& post for your match

YO FAGGOT IMA WRECK YOU JUS WANNA BASH NERDS
ON THE REAL i cant remember cynic password

[bleak]

Bitch u better get ur cards together
We all know the password is AK&Sharp4ever

[Flow]

You ARE gonna lie in a ditch tho. It's hard work but it's fine though
I'll finish throwing dirt on Ry n seek rest after making this American Idle

sound like a noob who never been in a head to head for a title
so imma just ignore Ryan Seacrest since this american idle
Biting pussy till it bleed yo
Dominate teen shit like a pedo

[Incredible]

Bitch u better get ur cards together
We all know the password is AK&Sharp4ever



Pft come on dude we know all the funny shit bleak on right now
That bar you just wrote was just idol &&& they are the two people you mostly speak about

[Dominate]

Lmao slayed me.

One word got you shook, spitting feathers like Farrow
Fag all Quivers soon as he had to reach his hand to a aero

Yep. Putting hands to arrows, and the bow I’m lifing is major
Then I’m pulling strings for you and trust me it isn’t a favor

[Cynic]

Bitch u better get ur cards together
We all know the password is AK&Sharp4ever

fag i tried that. as a mod you cant see me
im so about it the pass is 'netcees123'

[Saint]

execution? urs a crime against humanity. know it's the truth
And I'd ask.. So Dom, who's sane? (Answer: anyone who never voted for you)

[sral]

lmao that Ryan seacrest another of mine as well Flow

[Flow]

lmao that Ryan seacrest another of mine as well Flow

veritas quick!!!

[Zaddy]

That shit was such a boardwalk hoax