WEEK 3: (1-0) User Vs (0-1) Inf (5-0 USER WINS)

[dull boy]

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

INF you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

[Saint]

don't have to be focused. been in high demand for awhile
i could zone out & leave tony on the floor quicker than packing an aisle
your last battle rebuttals left me laughing much longer
wasn't what user should've taken aka: the adverse reactions were stronger

[UserName]

I expected better Inf, but now I’m in calm command
The only aisle worth mentioning here is the seat I picked to watch you bomb this bad
Fat jokes are one thing, but do you even read this shit?
Because saying I lost to Ad would be funny, if even ONE judge agreed with it

[Saint]

I expected better Inf, but now I’m in calm command
The only aisle worth mentioning here is the seat I picked to watch you bomb this bad
Fat jokes are one thing, but do you even read this shit?
Because saying I lost to Ad would be funny, if even ONE judge agreed with it

strap in as I bring fresh spins to this played writer
watch me bomb yea the countdown reminds u of a microwave timer
my bad, edged it last week.. get this bitch some help
we didn't think Adipose a threat unless it's that tissue to your health

[UserName]

This ain’t even a fight man, Inf loves a good right hand
The only concerning tissues here are hardened with jizz on his night stand
True, you remind me of microwaves, but I’m making it clear
It’s not the timer, you just write like you’ve suffered from radiation for years

[Saint]

True, you remind me of microwaves, but I’m making it clear
It’s not the timer, you just write like you’ve suffered from radiation for years

Guess you'll try any therapy to get lean & tan well
Bro, If I was iradiated u'd hang around me to shrink the fat cells

[UserName]

You’re fucking boring, I thought this would lead to worse
But honestly, the worst part of flipping your lines is trying to read them first
And you’re right, I’ll try any therapy that’s gettin’ me fit
Meanwhile this guys solution to every Escape Room is slitting his wrists

[Saint]

You’re fucking boring, I thought this would lead to worse
But honestly, the worst part of flipping your lines is trying to read them first
And you’re right, I’ll try any therapy that’s gettin’ me fit
Meanwhile this guys solution to every Escape Room is slitting his wrists

I keep it basic yes, weight angles needed to be made
I'm Boring Company but you get tunnel vision seeing a buffet
Talk 'Escape Room'. U bring walls down in a living space
Cause going out w/ a cut... beats a wrecking ball & forklift any day. (Last fat joke)

[UserName]

Weight angles are fine, and they keep it fun for sure
But truthfully, I’d rather read 50 Adverse fat jokes than even one of yours
So quit tryin’ to stunt with all this rhyming junk
You don’t give a shit...
But you can’t when it’s kicked out of you 4 times a month

[Saint]

U gave Ad & I honest opinions. for that we're thankful
How lack of angles is our Achilles heel, like ur massive cankles
4 times a month? Lol. Not giving a shit is half the truth
U a shit-show everyday...I can't pull things outta my ass fast as you
...it's magic dude

@user

[UserName]

For 20 years you’ve sucked, this guys text is the worst
If we combined your aliases, your win/loss looks like my blood pressure reversed
AGAIN, I guess y’all need reminding, I’m a veteran son
You know that angle you tried for 18 lines? Well, I just did it better in one

[dull boy]

Consensus

Both had their highlights in this battle, but User was more consistent, a tad more humorous and effective. It's another tough loss for Inf, as he's faced top tier competition in his only 2 battles thus far.

Judge's quotes

was running circles around so and his last post summed it up perfect

Inf had some good bars but I think User had the better flips here throughout, Inf had a better attempt than last week though, but I just think he was too one dimensional. User kept it fresh in my opinion

Inf (again) relied too much on fat punches, even after he said he wouldn’t... and User did a good job calling him out on it

User's meta closer was probably the highlight for me. Thought infs Adverse reactions was dope, but the adipose was classic inf (let me Google that word I guess)

Verdict

All 5 judges thought User took this one, but it was close.

5-0 User wins