02-18-2021, 09:42 AM | #1 |
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WEEK 3: (1-0) User Vs (0-1) Inf (5-0 USER WINS)
Rules
1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @INF you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. |
02-18-2021, 08:50 PM | #2 |
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don't have to be focused. been in high demand for awhile
i could zone out & leave tony on the floor quicker than packing an aisle your last battle rebuttals left me laughing much longer wasn't what user should've taken aka: the adverse reactions were stronger Last edited by Saint; 02-18-2021 at 09:20 PM. |
02-18-2021, 10:19 PM | #3 |
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I expected better Inf, but now I’m in calm command
The only aisle worth mentioning here is the seat I picked to watch you bomb this bad Fat jokes are one thing, but do you even read this shit? Because saying I lost to Ad would be funny, if even ONE judge agreed with it
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02-19-2021, 02:46 PM | #4 | |
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Quote:
watch me bomb yea the countdown reminds u of a microwave timer my bad, edged it last week.. get this bitch some help we didn't think Adipose a threat unless it's that tissue to your health Last edited by Saint; 02-19-2021 at 05:10 PM. |
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02-20-2021, 10:28 AM | #5 |
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This ain’t even a fight man, Inf loves a good right hand
The only concerning tissues here are hardened with jizz on his night stand True, you remind me of microwaves, but I’m making it clear It’s not the timer, you just write like you’ve suffered from radiation for years
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02-20-2021, 07:29 PM | #6 |
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02-20-2021, 08:38 PM | #7 |
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You’re fucking boring, I thought this would lead to worse
But honestly, the worst part of flipping your lines is trying to read them first And you’re right, I’ll try any therapy that’s gettin’ me fit Meanwhile this guys solution to every Escape Room is slitting his wrists
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02-21-2021, 01:04 AM | #8 | |
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Quote:
I'm Boring Company but you get tunnel vision seeing a buffet Talk 'Escape Room'. U bring walls down in a living space Cause going out w/ a cut... beats a wrecking ball & forklift any day. (Last fat joke) |
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02-21-2021, 08:56 AM | #9 |
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Weight angles are fine, and they keep it fun for sure
But truthfully, I’d rather read 50 Adverse fat jokes than even one of yours So quit tryin’ to stunt with all this rhyming junk You don’t give a shit... But you can’t when it’s kicked out of you 4 times a month
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02-21-2021, 04:55 PM | #10 |
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U gave Ad & I honest opinions. for that we're thankful
How lack of angles is our Achilles heel, like ur massive cankles 4 times a month? Lol. Not giving a shit is half the truth U a shit-show everyday...I can't pull things outta my ass fast as you ...it's magic dude @user Last edited by Saint; 02-21-2021 at 06:33 PM. |
02-21-2021, 10:36 PM | #11 |
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For 20 years you’ve sucked, this guys text is the worst
If we combined your aliases, your win/loss looks like my blood pressure reversed AGAIN, I guess y’all need reminding, I’m a veteran son You know that angle you tried for 18 lines? Well, I just did it better in one
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02-24-2021, 11:04 PM | #12 |
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Consensus
Both had their highlights in this battle, but User was more consistent, a tad more humorous and effective. It's another tough loss for Inf, as he's faced top tier competition in his only 2 battles thus far. Judge's quotes was running circles around so and his last post summed it up perfect Inf had some good bars but I think User had the better flips here throughout, Inf had a better attempt than last week though, but I just think he was too one dimensional. User kept it fresh in my opinion Inf (again) relied too much on fat punches, even after he said he wouldn’t... and User did a good job calling him out on it User's meta closer was probably the highlight for me. Thought infs Adverse reactions was dope, but the adipose was classic inf (let me Google that word I guess) Verdict All 5 judges thought User took this one, but it was close. 5-0 User wins |
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