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lol
Just send her a picture of your dick. Go for it.
Eat the school lunchfood out her minge
Then run back home before your parents wake up
TYSON will be waiting for you down the street in an astro van
Malachi
10-12-2013, 07:38 PM
Ask her to the movies first......
U.can.grope her at least....
If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......
she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 07:38 PM
Pubic hairs aunfamckldmvkmsfvsvaef
I'm dying.
correction
i did call her boo
whats wrong with that :/
u trying to Adrian Peterson some church girl 14 yr old pussy, it wont work
she reads the bible like it's her reason to breathe g, she's a lowkey slut that prob fingers herself at home alone but she's a good girl in front of everyone else
i told u to slow your role, she find you creepy now. u indefintely in the friend zone now, u supposed to put yourself as a challenge to her g. not just be all on her, u failed Metal Gear Solid style w/ Bags on the microphone like "Malachi......Malachi?........MALACHIIIIIIII".
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 07:40 PM
POPCORN TRICK, YO.
"Oh shit... why is there a small, flaccid black penis in my grossly overpriced concession snack?!"
PANTIES GONNA DROP, DAWG.
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 07:40 PM
Boom
We in.
she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"
say ok
just say that she paying for herself, g
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 07:42 PM
Put this viegan death on ignore.
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 07:44 PM
Tell her you'll see her at 8.
Then grab that bitch by the throat and tell her you're going to make a movie, instead.
She'll be high and horny off adrenaline and Juicy Juice.
Destroyer
10-12-2013, 07:44 PM
bhahahhahhahahha
that means, gets no pussy AND don't eat cheese
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 07:45 PM
Loooooooool
Malachi
10-12-2013, 07:45 PM
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer
i basically said i had the cash, good move right
what now g
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 07:47 PM
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer
i basically said i had the cash, good move right
what now g
Lube and duct tape.
And an alibi. Tell your parents you're going to Uncle Anthony's house to do pull-ups and play with action figures.
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 07:49 PM
Yea no doubt....
Looks like ur good my dude.....figure out when ur goin an whos parents r drivin i guess.....
Then no more texting .....tell her see u at the movies er whatever the fuck.
Deaddddd@neighbor
MMLRLK
10-12-2013, 07:51 PM
lmaoo this shit ridiculous. im fuckin dying. getting the broad to skip class with u seems like the best option so far
sup tho bags
u cant address dlb incorrectly g
have respect for ppl who paved the way for u bitchtits
Certain
10-12-2013, 07:54 PM
Outlaw is winning this thread.
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 07:54 PM
I just dont need u distracting mal with ur viegan tactics is all, dlb
I will let u help me text msg one of my hoes if u like?
Will post results
I just dont need u distracting mal with ur viegan tactics is all, dlb
I will let u help me text msg one of my hoes if u like?
Will post results
i aint got no virgin tactics b, just keepin it trill
son tryna get a 14 yr old church girl, she gon be on that stupid " i only open my pussy and squirt and let u eat me out because its what the lord intended" shit in her 20s, not now. idk if he trying to get pussy or trying to get a wifey tbh, malachi calling her boo and got a <3 for a contact name then tryna fuck at the same time, u can just label your hoes as "hoe 1" "hoe 2" "anal fuck 2 easy" in your phone tbh. he approachin the bitch like a foreigner yo, she find that creepy. u gotta americanize his game so he can ball like he Malachi Ginobili, not Malachi Belleneli
i got u tho if u ever need dlb tho, part time love doctor, full time swag specialist
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:03 PM
what have i done.
Masaii
10-12-2013, 08:08 PM
tell us, what have you done?
Loololol Bags just ruined Mal's future high school life
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 08:16 PM
Wah?
Pay homage u viegan faggits.
Mal set for sum grope an choke at the movies.
No thanks to u soft faggits.
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:16 PM
well guys i dont think ill be getting more from her, :(
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 08:17 PM
Lol what?
I thought she just agreed to go to the movies woth u?
Certain
10-12-2013, 08:18 PM
Malachi, did you text her that photo of your pubic hair?
Damn it, Malachi. Enough with the pubic hair.
Destroyer
10-12-2013, 08:18 PM
pls respond
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:19 PM
idk man i was pretty frustrated but i swear i didnt txt her back anything mean
she just started trippin over nothing and then
well ill get the photos to u
Destroyer
10-12-2013, 08:20 PM
hurry up.
this is the most interesting thing on my sat night
Beyond
10-12-2013, 08:22 PM
I'm sure this thread has morphed into some dimensional monstrosity of netherwind proportions by now, but I only read the first page since it's fucking 14 and your problem is you were too beta.
Never ask questions. Not only that, but you asked the same questions every beta on the planet asks a girl. Yes, even the peanut butter and cheese one. Stop.
Masaii
10-12-2013, 08:24 PM
I'm sure this thread has morphed into some dimensional monstrosity of netherwind proportions by now, but I only read the first page since it's fucking 14 and your problem is you were too beta.
Never ask questions. Not only that, but you asked the same questions every beta on the planet asks a girl. Yes, even the peanut butter and cheese one. Stop.
Ive got you,
so basically (there are photos of said texts) she is a God fearing woman and Mal is creeping on her like she is a slut, and she wasnt responding well, although he was never 100% out of the game. Recently it even looked like they were gonna meet up and go see a movie but apparently something has happened now and we are all waiting for the upload of the new text message.
Hold in there's like fucking 6 pictures Jesus christ
Destroyer
10-12-2013, 08:27 PM
don't listen to kent, the fucking alpha master who somehow also manages to be known on every text site that ever existed
are u texting deliciousgirl
rt
Destroyer
10-12-2013, 08:29 PM
lol. u trollin
did you just ted mosby that bitch?
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 08:29 PM
Successful troll.
Masaii
10-12-2013, 08:30 PM
edit: wait a second....
http://blog.uzful.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/425389-1691244_not_sure_if_troll_super_super.jpg
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:30 PM
lol. u trollin
did you just ted mosby that bitch?
isnt that the black guy from my suite life of zack n cody from disney channel?
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:30 PM
Successful troll.
?
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
u shoulda listened to me, now u going to jail and u bout to get raped by that bitch's dad
isnt that the black guy from my suite life of zack n cody from disney channel?
Nah bro that's just mr. Mosbey
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:32 PM
ITS NOT A TROLL OMG HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS SHIT
U SAW THE TEXTS
U SAW HER PIC
like srsly...
Masaii
10-12-2013, 08:33 PM
Fuck off, this dudes texting himself off two different phones.
Reverse troll:
[X] Successful
[ ] Unsuccessful
Certain
10-12-2013, 08:33 PM
I don't even care if this is 100 percent trolling. I applaud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfvVlYEiYws
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 08:35 PM
Certain, you smoke Spirits?
Malachi
10-12-2013, 08:35 PM
wateva
Ghost1
10-12-2013, 08:37 PM
U have made a strong push for high level boarder these past 2 days malachi.
Certain
10-12-2013, 08:38 PM
Certain, you smoke Spirits?
No, Camel Turkish Royals exclusively. It's been a month since I finished my last pack, though. I'm off and on.
this thread needs to be HOF'd
Neighbor
10-12-2013, 08:39 PM
No, Camel Turkish Royals exclusively. It's been a month since I finished my last pack, though. I'm off and on.
I can't find the Royals anywhere.
Certain
10-12-2013, 08:40 PM
I can't find the Royals anywhere.
CVS dickheads stopped selling them everywhere I've looked. 7-Eleven and some gas stations carry them. Those tobacco shop places with like 400 brands of cigarettes also have them.
Lol this is trolling now?
Malachi going to grow up into a bigger loser than meth
Niggas gay playing phone games on a sat night
Props ur a young veritas
Smfh
And u weirdos applaud this shit
Malachi
10-13-2013, 02:42 PM
Bro it was for a laugh faggot
I was home not doing shit anyway
Split
10-13-2013, 02:43 PM
I didn't read a single post in here
Someone summarize thx
Lol this is trolling now?
Malachi going to grow up into a bigger loser than meth
Niggas gay playing phone games on a sat night
Props ur a young veritas
Smfh
And u weirdos applaud this shit
good god
being called a young veritas is an insult
I didn't read a single post in here
Someone summarize thx
Malachi pretended to ask bags for advice on texting this girl that was really just meth. Bags was saying sexual things to who he thought was a 14 year old girl.
Split
10-13-2013, 02:49 PM
Lol. shameless
wait.... he was texting meth? if so, this thread should not be HOF'd unless its going in the Hall of Faggotry
Malachi
10-13-2013, 02:51 PM
y'all make me sick
Witty
10-13-2013, 02:58 PM
wait.... he was texting meth? if so, this thread should not be HOF'd unless its going in the Hall of Faggotry
Oh really, u just now realised that?
How come as soon as the tone of the thread changes you instantly hop on the bandwagon?
Yaaaayyy Malachi is funny cuz other people think so!!
Oh nooo other people don't think it was funny on this page, booo Malachi sucks!!!
How come you are such a blatant cock goblin?
Btw, Malachi and Meth made you like stupid.
Split
10-13-2013, 03:00 PM
Dead@ that bitch has a mouth like a bear trap
lmao witty
why are u always on my dick g, unless u meeting up to fight, don't address me
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