Bags

[Malachi]

Take me under your wing
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

[Ghost1]

This is acceptable to me.

[Malachi]

This is acceptable to me.

Alright ill accept your friend request

[Ghost1]

Good.

U will join my friends list along eith the.likes of gamble..... and thats the only person who ever accepted my request

[Malachi]

......

srs?

i meant on fb

[Ghost1]

Did u get an invite from.me on fb?

[Malachi]

DID U SEND IT?

[Ghost1]

NO U FUCKING WEORDO I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK. STOP TRYNNA REVERSE TYSON ME.

[Malachi]

DONT FUCKING RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU COCK SUCKING DICK GARGLING PENIS SNORTING FAGGOT> DONT MAKE ME HURT U FRIEND.
well anyways

srsly tho i need yo help

[Ghost1]

Lol.....

Sup

[Malachi]

so i like this girl right

[Ghost1]

Go on.........

[Malachi]

im trying to text her but she is obv playing hard to get
and since u the itallion stallion that u are and obv have equisite taste in women i was hoping u could guide me

[Ghost1]

Post ur previous text convos with her so i kno which avenue to guide u down.....

[Malachi]

whats with the fucking 10 periods in ever post
i dont know how to post them here

just imagine a bunch of questions and on her side some ohs and yea and byes and

[Ghost1]

A bunch if questions?

Lmao


Whatd u ask.this bitch?

[Malachi]

I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up
whats her goals in life
has she ever ate peanut butter and cheese
what is her goals and dreams in life? etc

do u see the problem bags?

[El Muffin]

I see it

[Rawn MD]

U lost her w the peanut butter n chz question

[Ghost1]

Wtf did u ask her what her goals in life were for!?!?

.......

Actually tho.....what did she say?

[Fig]

I see it

I saw it

I was like, oh! I see it, and then I saw it



we should tell him

[Malachi]

Wtf did u ask her what her goals in life were for!?!?

.......

Actually tho.....what did she say?

i was trying to build conversation

she said...why u wanna know?

i said idk

she said

your weird...

[Malachi]

U lost her w the peanut butter n chz question

its delicious

[Sharp]

el oh fuckin el

[Ghost1]

LOL.

Word.....that was kind of an odd ice breaker.....

How well do u kno this girl...........?

[Meth]

i was trying to build conversation

she said...why u wanna know?

i said idk

she said

your weird...

Gone lmao

[Malachi]

LOL.

Word.....that was kind of an odd ice breaker.....

How well do u kno this girl...........?

well i look at her all the time in geometry pre ap class

id say pretty well

[El Muffin]

Malachi got that "im mentally unstable" game. My nigga learnin from da best

[Rawn MD]

Lmfao @look at, and knowing well

[Malachi]

I have this asian guy who says nigga more than me as my wing man

good move?

[Rawn MD]

This has to be a troll lnfao

[Malachi]

This has to be a troll lnfao

im actually very srs

[El Muffin]

Deaaaaaath

[Ghost1]

Malachi u are all over the place. We need to focus.

Yes of course the asian nigga guy is a good move. Obv.

U need to skip that chit chat tho....as apparently that is not ur strong suit....gone@ what r ur life goals.....bahhaah.

Are u aloud to have girls at ur house?

[Malachi]

Malachi u are all over the place. We need to focus.

Yes of course the asian nigga guy is a good move. Obv.

U need to skip that chit chat tho....as apparently that is not ur strong suit....gone@ what r ur life goals.....bahhaah.

Are u aloud to have girls at ur house?

no i srs think my parent think i will fornicate
esp well u know

[El Muffin]

Malachi after asking what she wabts to be when she grows up u should say u want to be first blk pres...she will think ur eccentric

[Malachi]

Malachi after asking what she wabts to be when she grows up u should say u want to be first blk pres...she will think ur eccentric

i am foreigner i cant be the president

lying is never the way to a womens heart muff

[Rawn MD]

Did she give u her number or did u get it from some school paper n text her?

[SpookyDeep]

Rawn shut the fuck up...you ruining this thread

[Malachi]

Did she give u her number or didnt get it from some school paper n text her?

i got it while she was alone in the hallway
thought she was gon say no at first but ya boi had that u dont say yes i may hurt myself face on

gets em errytime

[Rawn MD]

Lol

[Ghost1]

Rawn fuck off u loser.

Aint nobody talkin to u.



Ok

Ne ways....


We need to find a mutual interest u both have that can take.place in a setting where u can fingerbang this hoe

Thats ur skillset pretty much right.now....right? Fingerpopping?


Do u drink or smoke weed?

Whichever one...that should be ur next text


Hey.....wanna smoke a blunt/drink sum 40s in that alley behind the chinklady shop?

[Malachi]

Rawn fuck off u loser.

Aint nobody talkin to u.



Ok

Ne ways....


We need to find a mutual interest u both have that can take.place in a setting where u can fingerbang this hoe

Thats ur skillset pretty much right.now....right? Fingerpopping?


Do u drink or smoke weed?

Whichever one...that should be ur next text


Hey.....wanna smoke a blunt/drink sum 40s in that alley behind the chinklady shop?

shes a good girl tho
she said she thinks cursing is wrong

is that not hot or what bros?

[Ghost1]

Shes a lie.

An a slut.

She will be whatever u tell her to be malachi.

[Malachi]

so my next text should be bags?

[Ghost1]

Are u a virgin?

^^^tgats ur next text....

[Malachi]

IF THIS HOE TEXTS ME OK
ONE MORE TIME LIKE WTFFF
HOW TF U RESPOND TO THAT U DUMB BITCH

[Malachi]

Are u a virgin?

^^^tgats ur next text....

alrigh, sendin

[Ghost1]

What have u been sending her without my ok!?!?

She sayin ok cuz u askin her weird ass shit like the meaning of life!

[Malachi]

i admit im too shook to talk to her irl

ive said hi but more than that im ghostin

im scared ill vomit on her tbh

[Malachi]

What have u been sending her without my ok!?!?

She sayin ok cuz u askin her weird ass shit like the meaning of life!

she isnt texting me back after that virgin text

do u think shes planning on sendin me a pic of her coochie or nah

[Ghost1]

Breathe......

Shes debating

Shes waiting for u to fuck up an text her back... OH LOLZ JK

But were not jk mal

We wanna.kno tje condition of that cooter.

An yes....eventually u will ask her to send pics of her pussy.....but not yet....noooot yet.

[Malachi]

Breathe......

Shes debating

Shes waiting for u to fuck up an text her back... OH LOLZ JK

But were not jk mal

We wanna.kno tje condition of that cooter.

An yes....eventually u will ask her to send pics of her pussy.....but not yet....noooot yet.

she texted back "wtf u should probably stop txting me..."

i fixed it tho and said oohhh shit i meant to sent that to one of my homies

she said oh..

anyways i said wyd

she said nun...wby

i was hoping for a lol with this one bros

i said

i was singing

[Diode]

she texted back "wtf u should probably stop txting me..."

i fixed it tho and said oohhh shit i meant to sent that to one of my homies

she said oh..

anyways i said wyd

she said nun...wby

i was hoping for a lol with this one bros

i said

i was singing

ok you have her where you want her

now text the following verbatim:

"i put on my robe and my wizard hat.."

[Malachi]

bags do u approve of diode suggestion?

[El Muffin]

Wtf bags mission failure loooool

[Malachi]

nah muff she doesnt want to come off as a ho


maybe i should make that move first?

[TYSON]

This is the funniest thread ever....

[Malachi]

Also i was on her fb looking at all her picture

i digged down to probably year 2009-10
lol at having fb in elemnteray anyways


i think she insecure

cause she was so chubby then maybe

and now shes like skinny and fine af.


Does putting girls down really make them fall for you?

[Ghost1]

Nice save!

Gone@texted that to one of the homies ahahahahaha


Ask her again now


So but forreal r u a virgin?

Im just cirious?




Do it now.

And dont ever tell that bitch u are signing again. Negalulz mal u will not get a lol with that shit. She is a formee fatty. Shes insecure. She wants u to accept her. She will be a slut. U need to make her

[Malachi]

Nice save!

Gone@texted that to one of the homies ahahahahaha


Ask her again now


So but forreal r u a virgin?

Im just cirious?




Do it now.

And dont ever tell that bitch u are signing again. Negalulz mal u will not get a lol with that shit. She is a formee fatty. Shes insecure. She wants u to accept her. She will be a slut. U need to make her

damn i shouldnt have moved on without u
almost said i was my generations Drake

kk i will resend the virgin text.

[Masaii]

http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/1/5/3/1/2/a4666147-41-NOT-SURE-IF-TROLLING-OR-BEING-TROLLED.jpg?d=1330311335

[Ghost1]

Send the drake text also.

[Malachi]

i dont even troll.
like when was the last time i trolled never.

@bags she still hasnt replied..

[Malachi]

Send the drake text also.

u sure u just said the singing one was negalulz, but if thats really what i need to get her in my avy like yours ill go for it bro

[Ghost1]

U have to wait now.....dont double text




Also ill have u kno that girl in my avy is a disgusting whore with nonmorals or concerns of self worth.....u may be at a disadvantage

[Zen]

You got this Malachi.

[Malachi]

U have to wait now.....dont double text




Also ill have u kno that girl in my avy is a disgusting whore with nonmorals or concerns of self worth.....u may be at a disadvantage

ok she finally sent,

"ummm, yea why u ask.."

what now?

[Ghost1]

Lol.

ARE U PLAYING GAMES WITH ME.MALACHI?!?!

POST THE TEXT CONVO

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

I THINK U THINK U CAN TAKE ME FOR GAMES MAL. IS THAT EAT U THINKDNDKNDKSJSKAMA

[El Muffin]

Now we are getting somewhere

[Ghost1]

Ask her if she be suckin dicks doe.

[El Muffin]

Sabotage

[Allen Knight]

Bags is a faggot

[Malachi]

Lol.

ARE U PLAYING GAMES WITH ME.MALACHI?!?!

POST THE TEXT CONVO

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

I THINK U THINK U CAN TAKE ME FOR GAMES MAL. IS THAT EAT U THINKDNDKNDKSJSKAMA

nah man, srsly i think im in love this girl. And im tired of her treating me like this. I know she wants and i know she knows i wants her. Idk why she playing games ive been fieding for her since last year. Shes the most beautiful girl ive ever seen no joke no troll i told u since first page or something idk how to post my texts on nc. Tell me and ill do it hoss

[Meth]

Press ur home and top buttons at the same time to take a snapshot of ur screen than upload it

[Malachi]

aight but how do i upload to nc actually..

[Masaii]

post it on a pic hosting site like tinypic or photobucket then copy and paste the link it gives you

[Malachi]

post it on a pic hosting site like tinypic or photobucket then copy and paste the link it gives you

word im trying to now but my shit keep crashing on my ipod

[Malachi]

gettin meth to upload it from aim cause my ipod being stupid af

[Meth]

84

[Sharp]

84

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MY NIGGA

[Malachi]

@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

i havent texted her much after that
i wanted to wait for ur advice

[Sharp]

jesus christ

you guys better get this kid laid a few girls from now as repayment

for real fuck lmaoooooooo

[Zen]

Malachi you got this dawg. Persistence. Bitches love persistence.

[Meth]

Wow that u did that tho mal lmal

[Masaii]

Poor kid. Thats cold blooded Bags. Cold. Blooded.

[Masaii]

LOL just noticed her name is saved as '<3'

[El Muffin]

Lmao at are u a vegan. I fucking adore you

[PancakeBrah]

A legitimate contender for thread of the year.

Mal you're good people.

[Malachi]

ugh bags cmon i aint reply in a while
i hope she aint asleep

i think she thinks something is up...

[Diode]

http://blog.codepen.io/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/grinch-heart.jpg

malachi's boarding grew three sizes that day

[Ghost1]

Good man.

Now.we.may proceed.



Now u gotta be like.....



So im sayin......u ever give head b4?


Keep it all focused.on sex.

[Zen]

She's right to be thinking something's up. But you got this probably.

[DLB]

dead @ are u a vegan
dead x2 @ "<3"

smh i had to hop out the casket to help out tho malachi, what grade u in g? yo real talk, if the bitch single and a virgin, she probably on that little kid disney love shit. ask her some stupid shit like "are you into sports?" or some shit u think she'd respond to, g. bait her in but act like u don't give 18 fucks about her, cause that's what women want. they want dudes to treat them like shit 9 times outta 10, esp in high school tho. they just want something to bitch about. when you talking to her, just act like you're remotely interested in her life, ask her about what her parents do/ does she have a job/etc and hype yourself up. having a wingman is not even needed for this tbh

if you wanna be the realest nigga to her, just ask her on a date and compliment one thing about her, then keep the ball rolling

[DLB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9QeTtwv6A

if u really wanna get her tho, just text her some lyrics from this song

[Diode]

nah Death this is what he need

young malachi just ask if you can smang it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

[Malachi]

Good man.

Now.we.may proceed.



Now u gotta be like.....



So im sayin......u ever give head b4?


Keep it all focused.on sex.

should i control it for now like get back to regular convos and then bring it up

[Malachi]

dead @ are u a vegan
dead x2 @ "<3"

smh i had to hop out the casket to help out tho malachi, what grade u in g? yo real talk, if the bitch single and a virgin, she probably on that little kid disney love shit. ask her some stupid shit like "are you into sports?" or some shit u think she'd respond to, g. bait her in but act like u don't give 18 fucks about her, cause that's what women want. they want dudes to treat them like shit 9 times outta 10, esp in high school tho. they just want something to bitch about. when you talking to her, just act like you're remotely interested in her life, ask her about what her parents do/ does she have a job/etc and hype yourself up. having a wingman is not even needed for this tbh

if you wanna be the realest nigga to her, just ask her on a date and compliment one thing about her, then keep the ball rolling

bags got this bro

[DLB]

Diode lmao if he want her to block his # yo, i'm actually tryna get malachi some pussy. he like dlb in the 6th grade tho, i see potential in him tho

real talk malachi, text this bitch any Drake lyrics and watch her teenage legs open for you to hit g

[Ghost1]

Ignore everything death said as he is a viegan also.


An nah

No more gayshit

Just sex.

If she gets side tracked sex

Sex

Sex

Ask her if she be suckin dicks

Or ask her to send u a pic

If she asks why just say u gonna.put it for her profile pic on ur phone

[DLB]

bags got this bro

nvm u right

[El Muffin]

Chill guys bags got this. That last txt she sent was fucking perfect. He still has a chance

[Malachi]

Ignore everything death said as he is a viegan also.


An nah

No more gayshit

Just sex.

If she gets side tracked sex

Sex

Sex

Ask her if she be suckin dicks

Or ask her to send u a pic

If she asks why just say u gonna.put it for her profile pic on ur phone

will do

[DLB]

i can't go against father muff, the goat

i am sorry, bags, i will not do this again

[Ghost1]

This is a good look death. Glad to see u boarding my, G.

[El Muffin]

Bags im impressed that last tidbit of advice about the profile pic is some charming shit no homo

[DLB]

word

im still taking that txt hiatus tho, i got time to board for now

paraphrase what's going on w/ young malachi aka dlb jr da god for me, bags

[El Muffin]

i can't go against father muff, the goat

i am sorry, bags, i will not do this again

Alias i presume?

[Diode]

Alias i presume?

dlb

[Malachi]

This is a good look death. Glad to see u boarding my, G.

sent, what now man its gettin late

[Ghost1]

Im helping malachi turn the girl of his dreams into a whore.

@dlb

[DLB]

you are boarder of the year sir

[Ghost1]

sent, what now man its gettin late



Huh?

Did she reply to the dicksuckin thing?

Did u ask for her pic?

Whats the status?

We can always get her tomorrow if ur sleepy, tiger.

[Malachi]

Huh?

Did she reply to the dicksuckin thing?

Did u ask for her pic?

Whats the status?

We can always get her tomorrow if ur sleepy, tiger.


i aint sleepy, i could stay up all night textin this chick
its her im worried about
i did all what u said tho

[PancakeBrah]

Malachi do you want to go to poundtown in the near future with the girl of your dreams and lose a few hours of sleep on a fucking Friday Night or does your bed really sound that fucking enticing?

Listen to Bags. Continue on.

[Malachi]

Malachi do you want to go to poundtown in the near future with the girl of your dreams and lose a few hours of sleep on a fucking Friday Night or does your bed really sound that fucking enticing?

Listen to Bags. Continue on.

lol i guess your right

[Masaii]

How old is Malachi?

[Ghost1]

Shell tell u if shes sleepy....

An eho fuckin cares if she is anyways....amirite?

So.......is she sendin a pic or are we waitin on a reply....?

[Malachi]

How old is Malachi?

14

[Malachi]

Shell tell u if shes sleepy....

An eho fuckin cares if she is anyways....amirite?

So.......is she sendin a pic or are we waitin on a reply....?

i got the pic

[Diode]

pls dont post cheese pizza in this thread malachi

[DLB]

upload it sir

[Malachi]

pls dont post cheese pizza in this thread malachi

what does that mean..

[Diode]

what does that mean..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese%20pizza

[Ghost1]

Diodes drunk off pre workout an whey protein. Disregard him.

Lets.see the pic

[Meth]

Mal if u need me to upload again u need to hurry I'm about to leave yo

[Malachi]

Diodes drunk off pre workout an whey protein. Disregard him.

Lets.see the pic

aight ill get meth to send them again

[Diode]

Diodes drunk off pre workout an whey protein. Disregard him.

Lets.see the pic

http://i.qkme.me/3qd1rl.jpg

bags finna get nsa visits to everyone's house :(

[Masaii]

No CP
TYSON already fucked ncs 1.0 thank you very much

[Diode]

No CP
TYSON already fucked ncs 1.0 thank you very much

first and only time i will agree w/ masaii

[Malachi]

lmao chill id never send yall all that

but tbh i dont think its going very well,,

[Meth]

85

[Ghost1]

Lol that bish aint gonna.be naked

I need to see her eyes so i can see her soul. Then i can help malachi shit on it.

[Meth]

86

[Diode]

this shit is how it starts man

gonna get all /b or 2ch up in here real quick :(

that convo is textbook though, young mal will get underage selfies for sure

just leave em on your phone mannnnnn

[DLB]

malachi, send him a picture of the bitch too so we know what you're working w/

[Meth]

DeaAaaadddd @ cocks as in chicken

[Ghost1]

Lold. An choked while loling.

That bitch got a smile like a bear trap. DAYUN.

[Diode]

86

lmao i think chris hansen has enough from that shit alone to start knockin on doors

[Malachi]

Lold. An choked while loling.

That bitch got a smile like a bear trap. DAYUN.

shes beautiful bro chill out

[Ghost1]

Lololololol

Lold again so hard @

Thats a pretty mouth...ever had cocks in it

Annsnskskakakzmzna

[Diode]

did lol @ pretty mouth

may as well ask her to squeal like a pig after that one

[Ghost1]

My bad. Shes cute. Lets focus.

We need to do damage control......

[Malachi]

what u mean

[PancakeBrah]

hirjkgndbkljrenkj @ cocks as in chicken

skgjgioowoemlk @ pretty please

Not trying to steal Bags shine, but her response to the blowjob question wasn't bad at all. She didn't stop texting or say never talk to her again. It may have seemed stand off-ish, but she was interested in continuing the conversation. But you fucked up hard with that chickens line.

That's my contribution. Bags got this.

[Ghost1]

I dont think the cocks thing went over well.....

Lol

Why did u ask her like such a creep?

K

Ask her again.....

But like a human....

Say

Nah but for real.....u ever mess with a guy like that b4....u like to give head?

R u guys to young to get drunk?

[Malachi]

I dont think the cocks thing went over well.....

Lol

Why did u ask her like such a creep?

K

Ask her again.....

But like a human....

Say

Nah but for real.....u ever mess with a guy like that b4....u like to give head?

R u guys to young to get drunk?

i was trying to make it as casual as possible but word ill retry it but she aint message me in awhile.. u think i did too much

[Masaii]

She didnt even say fuck she said freak

Somehow idont think she polishes knobs

Her dad is going to read these messages and kill you lmao

[Malachi]

im waiting for her to text back my

wyd

she hasnt replied...

[Malachi]

She didnt even say fuck she said freak

Somehow idont think she polishes knobs

Her dad is going to read these messages and kill you lmao

i told yall she thinks cursing is wrong

[Ghost1]

That chicken thing was laaaaame.

When she called u out u shouldve owned it. But u did the LOL JK HEHE thing.....not good.

But dont worry bout her msging u right away...shit....ill let a bitch text breathe days if i have to.....they will text back....if not fuck em.....

But i think ur still ok here....

Get away from the dirty talk for now....ur awful at it...

Invite her to ur crib....or somewhere? Where can u bring this bitch?

[Allen Knight]

Bags I challenge u 20 pinkslip forever ban

[Malachi]

That chicken thing was laaaaame.

When she called u out u shouldve owned it. But u did the LOL JK HEHE thing.....not good.

But dont worry bout her msging u right away...shit....ill let a bitch text breathe days if i have to.....they will text back....if not fuck em.....

But i think ur still ok here....

Get away from the dirty talk for now....ur awful at it...

Invite her to ur crib....or somewhere? Where can u bring this bitch?

no where really

maybe i can get her to skip class wit me
i think shed like that "bad boy" with me

also sorry bout the chicken thing ur right not a good look :/
fuckk

i really hope i didnt mess up

[Ghost1]

Allen knight gone off that airplane glue an sum busch light i see.

[Ghost1]

no where really

maybe i can get her to skip class wit me
i think shed like that "bad boy" with me

also sorry bout the chicken thing ur right not a good look :/
fuckk

i really hope i didnt mess up

Ur fine. She be aight.

If she doesnt respond back dont text her anymore.tonite.

Tomorrows a new.day....shes prolly sleep

[DLB]

im proud of u malachi

[Allen Knight]

Allen knight gone off that airplane glue an sum busch light i see.

Lol don't duck I need to rid this site of u faggot

[Malachi]

Ur fine. She be aight.

If she doesnt respond back dont text her anymore.tonite.

Tomorrows a new.day....shes prolly sleep

word, i guess we done for now. i dont know if im happy wit the results tho :/

ill revive this thread if she text me back bros

[Malachi]

Lol don't duck I need to rid this site of u faggot

ALLEN CAN U CHILL THE FUCK OUT CANT U SEE BAGS IS TRYING TO HELP ME OUT U LOSER, I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW AND YOUR TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM WHEN HED JUST ETHER U FAGGOT...WAIT TILL THIS DONE THEN YALL CAN HANDLE YALL BEEF GODDAMN

[El Muffin]

Ohnyfuckinggawd. Shouldnt have done the cock thing but all isnt lost. Bags operation damage control dude.

[PancakeBrah]

Even if she is asleep I guarantee you're on her mind. Maybe not for the right reasons. But she's thinking about young Malachi. Whether its intrigue or how to order a restraining order at 14, you're the topic of her thoughts young man.

Well done.

[Malachi]

thanks i guess man.

if it does work out bags needs another hof

[Allen Knight]

ALLEN CAN U CHILL THE FUCK OUT CANT U SEE BAGS IS TRYING TO HELP ME OUT U LOSER, I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW AND YOUR TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM WHEN HED JUST ETHER U FAGGOT...WAIT TILL THIS DONE THEN YALL CAN HANDLE YALL BEEF GODDAMN

Lmaooo u should feel bad for urself faggot if ur askin for that faggots help haha
Bags doesn't get pussy

[Ghost1]

Tonite we planted the seed young mal. Tomorrow we water it.

[Malachi]

word man, see yall tommorow

[El Muffin]

I srsly hope u can salvage this situation

[BWHAHA]

dis thread was funni. malachi is so cute i want to hug him

[BWHAHA]

ALLEN CAN U CHILL THE FUCK OUT CANT U SEE BAGS IS TRYING TO HELP ME OUT U LOSER, I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW AND YOUR TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM WHEN HED JUST ETHER U FAGGOT...WAIT TILL THIS DONE THEN YALL CAN HANDLE YALL BEEF GODDAMN

[BWHAHA]

yea! allen stop bullyin u like dat villain that ruins everything! wen ppl tryna to help out! u com with ur guns and u shoot up the place and then the good guyz need to think of other plan...jerkins..

[Sharp]

for real malachi a prime example of high level boarindg right now

we can all agree

[El Muffin]

I thought i was being trolled until the pics lol

[Dominate]

Lolwow

Young Malachi u are sounding way too desperate to get your rocks off with her. Text her tomorrow and say you were drunk and sorry if ur questions made her uncomfortable (clearly they did).

Bags you're giving advice like this chick is one of the ole fb hoes you've been running down. Girl is 14, she's not interested in fucking around without at least the pretence of romance being well established prior.

Step 1 is to secure young Malachi a date. Both of them seem a little awkward so ima suggest a movie.

[DLB]

Dominate, i tried to help mal get her. he won't listen to u tho, unless you're bags

[Ghost1]

Today we secure a location dom.....idk how far u read but that is todays goal

We r gonna ditch the dirty talk for now.....as malachi just comes off as a dirty dirty 28 year old italian man who lives in pa.

But no. Movie is the worst! At any age....

[Allen Knight]

Go to sleep u dumb faggot

[Ghost1]

U GO TO SLEEP U OAZY GLFAGGIT

[Allen Knight]

I hope u get rapped by a group of amish dudes wit a pichfork

[Dope girl]

This is so cute, Bags has a crush j/k.

[Ghost1]

I hope u get rapped by a group of amish dudes wit a pichfork

LOL.i hope Dr. Giant Hand Jones gives u a prostate exam.

[Mael]

This is so cute, Bags has a crush j/k.

LMAO.

/endofthread

[Hush]

im trying to text her but she is obv playing hard to get
and since u the itallion stallion that u are and obv have equisite taste in women i was hoping u could guide me

Dead

[Zen]

Honestly it's not as bad as it seems like cake said. She went to sleep thinking about you which is a good thing but you came off extremely desperate BUT it's not the end of the world. Honestly just tell this girl the truth and she seems like the type that'd go for it. Tell her your 20 year old brother (bags) was telling you what to type because you liked her and didn't know what to say. She'll probably laugh at that and think you're cute instead of being a 14 year old sex fiend. Then pick a place and go chill. That's my two cents. Good luck homie.

[Frank Metts]

You need to text that girl back apologize and lie and say one of your homies had your phone and was asking crazy questions... Then tell her your really interested in her then you open the door for her to talk and tell you what she wants girls love to talk

If you were just trying to fuck you could ask to fuck and if she said no ignore her and then wait while she ponders her decision and possibly texts you back that's whore magic but if your into this girl you need to take a more respectful route

[Zen]

Don't say someone had your phone and texted that lol. That's an obvious lie. Do what I said. Then ask her something SHE likes to do and take her out and do that. Remember she doesn't care what you like and she doesn't care what you wanna do. If you wanna get anywhere just pretend to be interested in everything she's interested in. Then, and this is the most important part, suddenly act uninterested on everything she does and this bitch will suck your sick instantly.

[Certain]

Dick pics are the only solution.

[Malachi]

@Bags
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

whats my move

she still hasnt text me back since yesterday

should i just send her a "hey" or what

[Ghost1]

Word....just a hey shouod do.....

If she doesnt respind to that no more texts until she does....

[Malachi]

Word....just a hey shouod do.....

If she doesnt respind to that no more texts until she does....

she reesponded

"...hey"

[Ghost1]

We still alive!

[Malachi]

wordd, what do i send now man
just have a regular convo right?

[Ghost1]

So

U need to set up somethin for u an her to hang out.....in REAL LIFE

[Malachi]

Idk what we can do, my parents dont let me go anywhere nor do they let anyone come.
Skipping class with her isnt a n option right?

[Certain]

Idk what we can do, my parents dont let me go anywhere nor do they let anyone come.

Why not?

[Malachi]

Why not?

they think i might die or somethng

[Certain]

Did you inform them that you won Netcees.com's sixth newbie tournament?

[Meth]

Certain

I don't think they'd appreciate if he lied to them

Edit:

Good boy.

[Malachi]

Did you inform them that you won Netcees.com's fourth newbie tournament?

of course..

[Ghost1]

I dont see why not?

Seems like ur best option to me.......

I mean esp if ur on lockdown....

Movies is lame but.....prolly age appropriate .....then u can atleast get ur grope on....play w her boobies an wat not

Lead with the skipping class thing

If she swats that down.....an ur nazi parents will let u/take u .....go with the movies

Or dont u have friends that u can go to....that are allowed to have girls over maybe?

[Certain]

I think you deserve a break. Let them know that Netcees has your back and nothing bad will happen to you.

[Malachi]

I dont see why not?

Seems like ur best option to me.......

I mean esp if ur on lockdown....

Movies is lame but.....prolly age appropriate .....then u can atleast get ur grope on....play w her boobies an wat not

Lead with the skipping class thing

If she swats that down.....an ur nazi parents will let u/take u .....go with the movies

Or dont u have friends that u can go to....that are allowed to have girls over maybe?

Aight asking right away

[Malachi]

She said she dunno but she dont wanna get in trouble.

Ughh

[Certain]

Stop trying to get her in trouble. Put yourself at risk, not her.

Sneak out of your house or lie to your parents about where you're going.

[Ghost1]

Tell her its ok. U do it all the time. She wont get in trouble....etc

But yea if shell let u come to her crib sneaking out is also something to consider....

[Malachi]

Tell her its ok. U do it all the time. She wont get in trouble....etc

But yea if shell let u come to her crib sneaking out is also something to consider....

she sent "no u dont liar i see u at skool everyday"

also i was callin er boo, i dont think she appreciated it either :/

[Meth]

Someone get this girl a dictionary

[Certain]

Malachi, women don't like being lied to. Parents need to be lied to. You're lying to the wrong person.

[Zen]

Shoulda took my advice. You're going nowhere fast man. But I'm still rooting for you.

[Neighbor]

If you really wanna get in this bitch's head, stop all communication with her immediately.

Don't respond to her texts. Just treat it like she doesn't exist.

When you actually bump into her at school, acknowledge her, but don't put forth any effort outside of that. Pretend you already have a bitch that you're fucking and she's just whatever.

This will make her moist and she will be your slave indefinitely, no Django.

[DLB]

mal failing cause he listening to bags and bags outta touch with the new young pussy smh

he dont get virgin pussy so he dont know

virgin chicks aren't this hard to get malachi, u never gonna get her. u a creep to her g, pull out the drake lyrics g. quote a cheesy ass pop song that's universally known, she'll get wet g

[Malachi]

Dominate, i tried to help mal get her. he won't listen to u tho, unless you're bags

[Neighbor]

Why you listening to Bags, fam?

You wanna end up with a cardboard box on your head at 30, eating SpaghettiOs out of a can and wondering what it feels like to get that 10th chin-up?

Take advice from a master.

[Malachi]

peep his avy g, im next up

[Neighbor]

peep his avy g, im next up

If these are the standards you're setting for yourself at 13, this matter is already too far out of my hands to remedy.

I wish you the best and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Meth]

Lmaooo

[Ghost1]

Neighbor i will be ur life coach if u like?

[Malachi]

Neighbor i will be ur life coach if u like?

WHAT DO MAN
HOW U GON LEAVE M HANGING SHE PROBABLY THINK IM SCARED OR SOMETHING RIGHTN OW NOT TEXT HER BACK I DONT WANNA TEXT HER SOMETHING STUPID
GIVE ME GUIDANCE

[DLB]

he almost called the bitch, boo tho

yo son is never getting this chick lol phil jackson could coach malachi and he still ain't scoring

[Malachi]

he almost called the bitch, boo tho

yo son is never getting this chick lol phil jackson could coach malachi and he still ain't scoring

correction
i did call her boo

whats wrong with that :/

[Neighbor]

Neighbor i will be ur life coach if u like?

WHAT DO MAN
HOW U GON LEAVE M HANGING SHE PROBABLY THINK IM SCARED OR SOMETHING RIGHTN OW NOT TEXT HER BACK I DONT WANNA TEXT HER SOMETHING STUPID
GIVE ME GUIDANCE

*gone*

I'm logging off now.

[Ghost1]

Tell her to skip class an stop bein a pussy.

Then ask her to go to the movies i guess if she says no

[Malachi]

meth will be uploading my progress

[Ghost1]

Lmao cant wait

[Meth]

87

[Meth]

88

[Malachi]

thoughts?

[Certain]

Oh my. She's a church girl? Malachi, that's OP-level information.

[Neighbor]

This can't be real.

bsiacxnsoIHXusig***khnXNmKM

[Destroyer]

stop now
that pussy belongs to jesus

[Ghost1]

Ajahhahahajskskowakma


Stop trolling me mal. U had ur fun. Well done.

[Allen Knight]

Fuckin gonehahaha

[Malachi]

I aint trolling.

[Malachi]

I dunno man shes acting even harsher, maybe she liked thatt dirty talking i was usin on her. She prolly wants more but since im pussying out today shes annoyed

Thats has to be it.

What should i do now ?

[Ghost1]

Shes slayin u son!

Lololol

[Zen]

You've lost this bud. Sorry. Let this be a lesson, and that lesson is your 14 years old and trying to get advice to get laid. Only naturals get laid at 14. Getting laid is a learning process. What bags told you will not work on a church girl (but what I told you would have, good job on not listening to me), but on a slutty girl it would work instantly. Go find a slut NOW.

[Ghost1]

I will coach u thru the dirty talk again today if u like mal.....but u have to own it....no apologies

An dont be such a creep about it.....lmao

[Destroyer]

my advice: text nothing for three days
then, simply text a cock pic with a question mark
i.e. "(cock pic here) ?'

[Ghost1]

The D bomb is a top tier technique indeed.......

[Malachi]

Yall dont understand a bunch of the girls down here are like that.
You say "hes the male se, and theyre likee ewww"

also negative bags, prolly should her favorite one is the harry potter series



and word at the dirty talk, i wont pull out
just tell me what to text right now

[Allen Knight]

Hahahahaa the d bomb

[Malachi]

isnt that a lil too much tho

[Destroyer]

yeah, if you're 14, it's literally child porn

[Certain]

I was saying the dick pic was the only move like four pages ago.

Either she wants it or she doesn't.

[Malachi]

what if i send her like a tease

maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair?

im soo confused

[Ghost1]

Ask her to the movies first......

U.can.grope her at least....


If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......

[Certain]

Send her the cock shot with this on a piece of paper above it:

http://i.imgur.com/uhys***.png

[Wise Wiggles]

Lick her Butt hole

[Malachi]

aight im awaiting her answer

[Neighbor]

*dead* @ You trying to convince a 14-year-old virgin to send pictures of his naked penis to an underage, Jesus-loving, God-fearing teenie bopper.

Great work, guys.

[Certain]

what if i send her like a tease

maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair?

im soo confused

Boy, put those pubic hairs away right now. This is why you probably won't ever get laid.

[Malachi]

Lick her Butt hole

would love to