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Malachi

10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

Ask her to the movies first......

U.can.grope her at least....

If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......

she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

Pubic hairs aunfamckldmvkmsfvsvaef

I'm dying.

DLB

10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

correction
i did call her boo

whats wrong with that :/

u trying to Adrian Peterson some church girl 14 yr old pussy, it wont work
she reads the bible like it's her reason to breathe g, she's a lowkey slut that prob fingers herself at home alone but she's a good girl in front of everyone else

i told u to slow your role, she find you creepy now. u indefintely in the friend zone now, u supposed to put yourself as a challenge to her g. not just be all on her, u failed Metal Gear Solid style w/ Bags on the microphone like "Malachi......Malachi?........MALACHIIIIIIII".

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

POPCORN TRICK, YO.

"Oh shit... why is there a small, flaccid black penis in my grossly overpriced concession snack?!"

PANTIES GONNA DROP, DAWG.

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

Boom

We in.

DLB

10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"

say ok
just say that she paying for herself, g

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 07:42 PM

Put this viegan death on ignore.

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 07:44 PM

Tell her you'll see her at 8.

Then grab that bitch by the throat and tell her you're going to make a movie, instead.

She'll be high and horny off adrenaline and Juicy Juice.

Destroyer

10-12-2013, 07:44 PM

bhahahhahhahahha
that means, gets no pussy AND don't eat cheese

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 07:45 PM

Loooooooool

Malachi

10-12-2013, 07:45 PM

@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

i basically said i had the cash, good move right

what now g

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 07:47 PM

@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

i basically said i had the cash, good move right

what now g

Lube and duct tape.

And an alibi. Tell your parents you're going to Uncle Anthony's house to do pull-ups and play with action figures.

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 07:49 PM

Yea no doubt....

Looks like ur good my dude.....figure out when ur goin an whos parents r drivin i guess.....

Then no more texting .....tell her see u at the movies er whatever the fuck.

Deaddddd@neighbor

MMLRLK

10-12-2013, 07:51 PM

lmaoo this shit ridiculous. im fuckin dying. getting the broad to skip class with u seems like the best option so far

DLB

10-12-2013, 07:51 PM

sup tho bags

u cant address dlb incorrectly g
have respect for ppl who paved the way for u bitchtits

Certain

10-12-2013, 07:54 PM

Outlaw is winning this thread.

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 07:54 PM

I just dont need u distracting mal with ur viegan tactics is all, dlb

I will let u help me text msg one of my hoes if u like?

Will post results

DLB

10-12-2013, 08:01 PM

I just dont need u distracting mal with ur viegan tactics is all, dlb

I will let u help me text msg one of my hoes if u like?

Will post results

i aint got no virgin tactics b, just keepin it trill

son tryna get a 14 yr old church girl, she gon be on that stupid " i only open my pussy and squirt and let u eat me out because its what the lord intended" shit in her 20s, not now. idk if he trying to get pussy or trying to get a wifey tbh, malachi calling her boo and got a <3 for a contact name then tryna fuck at the same time, u can just label your hoes as "hoe 1" "hoe 2" "anal fuck 2 easy" in your phone tbh. he approachin the bitch like a foreigner yo, she find that creepy. u gotta americanize his game so he can ball like he Malachi Ginobili, not Malachi Belleneli

i got u tho if u ever need dlb tho, part time love doctor, full time swag specialist

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:03 PM

what have i done.

Masaii

10-12-2013, 08:08 PM

tell us, what have you done?

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:08 PM

Loololol Bags just ruined Mal's future high school life

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 08:16 PM

Wah?

Pay homage u viegan faggits.

Mal set for sum grope an choke at the movies.

No thanks to u soft faggits.

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:16 PM

well guys i dont think ill be getting more from her, :(

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 08:17 PM

Lol what?

I thought she just agreed to go to the movies woth u?

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:17 PM

What happened

Certain

10-12-2013, 08:18 PM

Malachi, did you text her that photo of your pubic hair?

Damn it, Malachi. Enough with the pubic hair.

Destroyer

10-12-2013, 08:18 PM

pls respond

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:19 PM

idk man i was pretty frustrated but i swear i didnt txt her back anything mean
she just started trippin over nothing and then
well ill get the photos to u

Destroyer

10-12-2013, 08:20 PM

hurry up.
this is the most interesting thing on my sat night

Beyond

10-12-2013, 08:22 PM

Masaii

10-12-2013, 08:24 PM

I'm sure this thread has morphed into some dimensional monstrosity of netherwind proportions by now, but I only read the first page since it's fucking 14 and your problem is you were too beta.

Never ask questions. Not only that, but you asked the same questions every beta on the planet asks a girl. Yes, even the peanut butter and cheese one. Stop.

Ive got you,

so basically (there are photos of said texts) she is a God fearing woman and Mal is creeping on her like she is a slut, and she wasnt responding well, although he was never 100% out of the game. Recently it even looked like they were gonna meet up and go see a movie but apparently something has happened now and we are all waiting for the upload of the new text message.

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:25 PM

Hold in there's like fucking 6 pictures Jesus christ

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:26 PM

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:27 PM

Destroyer

10-12-2013, 08:27 PM

don't listen to kent, the fucking alpha master who somehow also manages to be known on every text site that ever existed

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:28 PM

DLB

10-12-2013, 08:28 PM

are u texting deliciousgirl

rt

Destroyer

10-12-2013, 08:29 PM

lol. u trollin
did you just ted mosby that bitch?

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:29 PM

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 08:29 PM

Successful troll.

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:29 PM

Masaii

10-12-2013, 08:30 PM

edit: wait a second....

http://blog.uzful.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/425389-1691244_not_sure_if_troll_super_super.jpg

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:30 PM

lol. u trollin
did you just ted mosby that bitch?

isnt that the black guy from my suite life of zack n cody from disney channel?

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:30 PM

Successful troll.

?

DLB

10-12-2013, 08:31 PM

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

u shoulda listened to me, now u going to jail and u bout to get raped by that bitch's dad

Meth

10-12-2013, 08:32 PM

isnt that the black guy from my suite life of zack n cody from disney channel?

Nah bro that's just mr. Mosbey

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:32 PM

ITS NOT A TROLL OMG HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS SHIT
U SAW THE TEXTS
U SAW HER PIC

like srsly...

Masaii

10-12-2013, 08:33 PM

Fuck off, this dudes texting himself off two different phones.

Reverse troll:
[X] Successful
[ ] Unsuccessful

Certain

10-12-2013, 08:33 PM

I don't even care if this is 100 percent trolling. I applaud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfvVlYEiYws

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 08:35 PM

Certain, you smoke Spirits?

Malachi

10-12-2013, 08:35 PM

wateva

Ghost1

10-12-2013, 08:37 PM

U have made a strong push for high level boarder these past 2 days malachi.

Certain

10-12-2013, 08:38 PM

Certain, you smoke Spirits?

No, Camel Turkish Royals exclusively. It's been a month since I finished my last pack, though. I'm off and on.

DLB

10-12-2013, 08:38 PM

this thread needs to be HOF'd

Neighbor

10-12-2013, 08:39 PM

No, Camel Turkish Royals exclusively. It's been a month since I finished my last pack, though. I'm off and on.

I can't find the Royals anywhere.

Certain

10-12-2013, 08:40 PM

I can't find the Royals anywhere.

CVS dickheads stopped selling them everywhere I've looked. 7-Eleven and some gas stations carry them. Those tobacco shop places with like 400 brands of cigarettes also have them.

Hush

10-13-2013, 07:36 AM

Lol this is trolling now?

Malachi going to grow up into a bigger loser than meth

Niggas gay playing phone games on a sat night

Props ur a young veritas

Smfh

And u weirdos applaud this shit

Malachi

10-13-2013, 02:42 PM

Bro it was for a laugh faggot

I was home not doing shit anyway

Split

10-13-2013, 02:43 PM

I didn't read a single post in here

Someone summarize thx

DLB

10-13-2013, 02:47 PM

Lol this is trolling now?

Malachi going to grow up into a bigger loser than meth

Niggas gay playing phone games on a sat night

Props ur a young veritas

Smfh

And u weirdos applaud this shit

good god

being called a young veritas is an insult

Fig

10-13-2013, 02:47 PM

I didn't read a single post in here

Someone summarize thx

Malachi pretended to ask bags for advice on texting this girl that was really just meth. Bags was saying sexual things to who he thought was a 14 year old girl.

Split

10-13-2013, 02:49 PM

Lol. shameless

DLB

10-13-2013, 02:50 PM

wait.... he was texting meth? if so, this thread should not be HOF'd unless its going in the Hall of Faggotry

Malachi

10-13-2013, 02:51 PM

y'all make me sick

Witty

10-13-2013, 02:58 PM

wait.... he was texting meth? if so, this thread should not be HOF'd unless its going in the Hall of Faggotry

Oh really, u just now realised that?

How come as soon as the tone of the thread changes you instantly hop on the bandwagon?

Yaaaayyy Malachi is funny cuz other people think so!!

Oh nooo other people don't think it was funny on this page, booo Malachi sucks!!!

How come you are such a blatant cock goblin?

Btw, Malachi and Meth made you like stupid.