Contender Match: Neighbor (4-0) vs Orc (3-0) - ORC WINS

[Sharp]

NBL Season 7
Week 7

Due Wednesday, January 8th

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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Neighbor Orc

[Sharp]

Neighbor is docked 4 votes for not voting last week and will not be able to participate in contender/champ matches if he does not vote this week

I like dicks near my bum bum

[Orc]

post a pic

[Neighbor]

Okay, but what about the battle?

;)

[Orc]

haha, lets do 16 pic my man

[StarFaggot]

Dope battle. I will vote if its close.

[Neighbor]

On the left

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[Orc]

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drop tmoro ok

[Orc]

I sent 14 bud

[Neighbor]

I haven't written anything yet, man

Tryin to tonight, but I'm preppin for an interview tomorrow & working thru the weekend

If I don't get to this, my apologies

[Orc]

wrd, maybe next time. i'll drop my verse anyway for feedback


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Sighhh,
I'll kick back & rip Zach witha stare, it's isn't actually fair
Funny how u always been Brushed to the side & now u do that to ya hair.
''Neigh got laser packs. I'm razor Zach''. THAT shits getting canned
Doggg just cuz ya styles Tyred don't mean u grab drinks w/ the Michelin Man.
Outstrait: Ya friends r retarded & u wnt have a very gud drop
Dude on the right don't gota Slack jaw. Thats a Full Suit Eddie could cop.
Watchu throwin is nuffin. U keep craftin wack bars bro it's disgusting
That ain't a night out. It's a brainstorming session for lines to post in Discussion.
Neighs like ''Im funny bros. Hey take a pic while I eat, Chow''
Doggg. Forget 'having a Chip in ya mouth' when 1hit will knock ya Teeth out.
Ya styles wack. Meanwhile, my whole steez is recent & classic
That's a Terrible Sweater... it got Fat dudes in Gym Class feeling fantastic.
Ur clothes r sooo bland.. & Oh man, U gettn Apollo'd tday bruh
It's like Beyonds verses came to life equipped w/ an ''as modeled by Neighbor''.

[Texcellence]

Shame this battle didn't happen. Not a bad verse here Orc...

But dude, a pint glass and a straw should never, ever happen.

[Orc]

Shame this battle didn't happen. Not a bad verse here Orc...

But dude, a pint glass and a straw should never, ever happen.

haha. it's triple vodka + red bull, a straw is needed. thats my defence anyway & im sticking to it

[Texcellence]

haha. it's triple vodka + red bull, a straw is needed. thats my defence anyway & im sticking to it

I'll let you off.

I can't stand Red Bull with spirits though, shit always tastes weird to me.

[KwaL!ty]

Neighbor

[KwaL!ty]

Orc

I'll kick back & rip Zach witha stare, it's isn't actually fair
Funny how u always been Brushed to the side & now u do that to ya hair.
''Neigh got laser packs. I'm razor Zach''. THAT shits getting canned
Doggg just cuz ya styles Tyred don't mean u grab drinks w/ the Michelin Man.
Outstrait: Ya friends r retarded & u wnt have a very gud drop
Dude on the right don't gota Slack jaw. Thats a Full Suit Eddie could cop.

&

Neighs like ''Im funny bros. Hey take a pic while I eat, Chow''
Dog. Forget 'having a Chip in ya mouth' when 1hit will knock ya whole Teeth out



Dam this was a fire verse even the misses hit



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Neighbor



[Will edit if he shows]

[Neighbor]

You can take the W seeing as I also have the vote deficit working against me, but I didn't wanna straight up no-show.. quick key from my phone.. dope verse, btw

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I'll knock you out in styyyle.. peep the Audemars, you son of a bitch
I.C.U.'ll have you on Survival Watch that'll compliment that shitty one on ya wrist
How Ryan Gosling gon' try & box me? Plus, bitches say that I'm badder
Only time Orc Lashes Out at the Camera's after a touch-up w/ his favorite mascara
From his miniature blush kit.. you lookin ultra sweet, this shit is a snuff flick
Gon' die rockin an Armani Stretch that rivals the position you're in when you suck dick
This loser sucks ass.. pinkies out, he got that uber plush swag
I had to laugh at that Troll Grip, then remembered you made a text career out of doing jus that
Shit's like a rager for nerds, but your hair got a shape that's disturbing
'Cause Orc likes to Comb Over the Top.. lines in the Archives before changing the wording
My swagger's impressive.. I'm a legend, surpassin a status you'll never reach
I ain't worried 'bout ya Killer Instinct when TJ Combo's a shot'a Malibu w/ 2 splashes of grenadine
I'm a go-to-war savage.. one word that describes you overall? Faggot
Ya forehead ain't just Bulbasaur Popped Out, it's got Jap kids throwin Pokeballs at it

[ill nik-A]

Ok battle, expected more from both tbh

Orc had brushed to the side, terrible sweater, eddies suit was aight, neigh had survival watch, grip line almost worked

I got Orc

See u in a few weeks

[Orc]

Come on nikster both verses were hot

[CtrlF4]

Orc had

Brush..brainstorm...chip...sweater


Vs


Neigh had

Survival...mascara...comb over


V/orc...few more hits and lotb w/the sweater bar.. neigh survival was nice though...This is close imo

[Unfukwitable]

I'll kick back & rip Zach witha stare, it's isn't actually fair
Funny how u always been Brushed to the side & now u do that to ya hair.
''Neigh got laser packs. I'm razor Zach''. THAT shits getting canned
Doggg just cuz ya styles Tyred don't mean u grab drinks w/ the Michelin Man.
Ya styles wack. Meanwhile, my whole steez is recent & classic
That's a Terrible Sweater... it got Fat dudes in Gym Class feeling fantastic.

vs

I'll knock you out in styyyle.. peep the Audemars, you son of a bitch
I.C.U.'ll have you on Survival Watch that'll compliment that shitty one on ya wrist
How Ryan Gosling gon' try & box me? Plus, bitches say that I'm badder
Only time Orc Lashes Out at the Camera's after a touch-up w/ his favorite mascara
This loser sucks ass.. pinkies out, he got that uber plush swag
I had to laugh at that Troll Grip, then remembered you made a text career out of doing jus that

both had some nice shit, enjoyable read but Ima go with the one who had the better overall drop from lands to misses ... v/Orc

[JonTheDon]

Opener, brainstorm, chip, sweater

Vs.

Opener, mascara, com over

Coo battle here both came with something just feel orc edge it

V/orc

[Greed]

I had a breakdown but it got erased.

I canceled out the hair references which left the score at 3-3 in quotables. Orc last 4 were decent and neigh had the mascara line and a solid closer

Based on the quality of the misses I got neighbor with the slight edge. Cool battle.