Champ Match: Karaoke (8-0) vs CtrlF4 (5-0) - KARAOKE WINS

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NBL Season 7
Week 9

Due FRIDAY, January 31st

Minimum - 14 lines
Max - 20 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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King Karaoke CtrlF4

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...
14...

Bye...

[CtrlF4]

G'luck

[CtrlF4]

Keyed 14...sent to sharp

G'luck
King Karaoke

[CtrlF4]

Quick key...




I have to speak about his name, it's time to expose this clown
cuz when we talk about the kings ur name NEVER gets throne around
I do tricks in the bedroom, just to hear my bitches cheers
Urs is only where the magic happens, cuz if you walk in she disappears
And while ur slaving at work, that hoe is out havin fun
Cuz when you spent the holiday inn the office she was laying on her back at one
She's a STD magnet son, the whole hood knows ur chick is loose
The crabtree she created cud've sparked another Richard Sherman post-game interview
+ it's known fam, that every second of ur life is spent alone man
You have so many free nights and weekends, ur social life could be a phone plan
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. <--That's sumthn every cat shud know.
Cuz in SC Metts capture ass soo badly, authorities wanna do THAT to joe
When I go out I get those "I wanna fuck u faces" n chick's let me knock n beat
When you go out you get those dirty looks, cuz it looks like u haven't washed in weeks

G'luck

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

You made me wait days just to let that garbage pass?!
I'll still be king after this, only new rule we're seeing is Allen's cuz of ur retarded ass
Sucking dick in hopes of a win wont make u popular
U Wouldn't have a shot in the dark with Tyler Black's photographer
Keep flipping my old lines, I'll let the semis clap
& leave u in such a bad state, yours could replace Jersey on Eddie's map
U do know that women are laughing at u when they're laughing, right?
Chicks tell u to go play in traffic like your streets' got a German traffic light
Sober or not, girls wouldn't touch this stalker with a ten foot pole
They circle the block 2x b4 going home, they don't need Molly to lose Control
Your recent verses are lame and crappy, nerd
U lack consistency, ur career's had more up & downs than a game of flappy bird
What kind of guy quotes "Drunk in Love"? You're more than just a fan
I look at the glass half full, u look at the tub half full then try to surfboard with ur man

Bye...

[Destroyer]

I dunno, I felt like most of ctrl's bars were hella played
holiday inn, free nights and weekends for example
Crabtree was decent

vs

new rule, German traffic light (hilarious) and others

I think kar got it pretty easily
v/kk

[Hush]

Phone plan and crab tree


Vs


Kar had lotb with traffic light and a consistent verse


Controls missed were baaaad


V kar

[JonTheDon]

Crabtree, phone plan

Vs.

Opener, German light, molly, closer

Coo battle think kar got this 1 german light lol opener n closer, crabtree n phone book wete good but kar got it by 2 quoted more consistent

V/kar

[tyler]

Honestly don't like agreeing with the majority but I got to here Carl had Crabtree which I thought was creative and good the rest just wasn't on point too played or basic. Kar had a few lines I liked and an overall better verse. Vote~ Kar

[Tettris]

She's a STD magnet son, the whole hood knows ur chick is loose
The crabtree she created cud've sparked another Richard Sherman post-game interview
+ it's known fam, that every second of ur life is spent alone man
You have so many free nights and weekends, ur social life could be a phone plan

vs

You made me wait days just to let that garbage pass?!
I'll still be king after this, only new rule we're seeing is Allen's cuz of ur retarded ass
Sucking dick in hopes of a win wont make u popular
U Wouldn't have a shot in the dark with Tyler Black's photographer
U do know that women are laughing at u when they're laughing, right?
Chicks tell u to go play in traffic like your streets' got a German traffic light

pretty good battle...ctrl just had worse misses in this one...

v/Kar

[ill nik-A]

I got kar winning this one tbh

Crabtree and phone plan were good from control, but the rest seemed played to me

[Clash]

Mvgt karaoke


His verse was better structured, harder hitting punches, better all around.