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uh-oh
02-27-2014, 09:26 PM
i feel so lost in 2014

everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am"

i can't relate to anybody yo

its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit

whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME

if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf

oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life.

your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers.

im disappointed in humans yo

whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months

Passenger
02-27-2014, 09:28 PM
find new friends

finger their barely legal sisters

problem solved

dull boy
02-27-2014, 09:29 PM
Posting this on Facebook. My friends and family will enjoy the laugh.

Certain
02-27-2014, 09:36 PM
I've stopped using Facebook for anything but work. But you're 24. Anyone your age who is married is going to be divorced in three years. Be happy you're not them.

Ghost1
02-27-2014, 10:09 PM
Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

Sick
02-27-2014, 10:32 PM
PEER PRESSURE

Sick
02-27-2014, 10:33 PM
Lmao @ 24 and not married



Indian daughters get in on at 17


Shame on you DJ beard

Bender
02-27-2014, 11:17 PM
Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

I could double the amount of sex your are having by you making your own FB page.....

Bender
02-27-2014, 11:19 PM
Dude think about it , you could be sexing 2-4 times a month !! All you gotta do is LIKE a few DUCK LIPS and next thing you know you are making out in a Mickey D's parking lot with that fat girl from High School.....Tickling her pushed up bra titays with your Man BEARD.

Ghost1
02-27-2014, 11:19 PM
Not worth it.

Ghost1
02-27-2014, 11:20 PM
Tho i will fuck sum fat bitches DOE. I am not particular.

Sicc
02-27-2014, 11:27 PM
Fat bitches could suck a mean dick. This one thick chick, not even fat, man... I felt like she was sucking the skin off my dick. Hurt so good, tho. Never fucked a fat bitch. Don't think I could, tho. I should try. Weekend goal.

This weekend goal:

Fuck a fat brawd.

Ghost1
02-27-2014, 11:29 PM
I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Bender
02-27-2014, 11:36 PM
I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Herpes

Sicc
02-27-2014, 11:41 PM
Lmao @ Whaling.

Certain
02-27-2014, 11:51 PM
Don't think I could, tho.

Would your pedophile uncle being in the room help?

Batty
02-28-2014, 12:19 AM
Facebook is the most tempting stage ever created for attention whores.

Lars
02-28-2014, 07:51 AM
And i have sex 1-2 times a month

wowzers

i guess sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest

bags still beating up more than Fig and certain, but he still only getting in a month what your boy is in a week minimum


bet

tyler
02-28-2014, 08:00 AM
Trust me bud there are always slutty girls that do drugs out there at every age.. I've never went into a bar without seeing or meeting or fucking one

Swerve
02-28-2014, 08:06 AM
Durden fucks in the bar.

G status confirmed.

Lars
02-28-2014, 08:16 AM
lmao he in the club gettin pussy like a true NCG

aint tyler durden the one fucked with that cougar though?

been a long time, didnt realise he/she was back

tyler
02-28-2014, 08:17 AM
That was sooo long ago I was like 18 or 19 few years back

Lars
02-28-2014, 08:20 AM
lmao what happened?

full story plz

tyler
02-28-2014, 08:22 AM
Fuck that lol I told it already. I'm sure there's some weirdo on here that remembers my life as good as I do

Ghost1
02-28-2014, 09:23 AM
I was getting ready to tell the cougar/seven eleven debacle but then tyler said im a loser for remembering it :/

Man


I have a brain. I remember things that i have read in the past. FUCK ME THO RIGHT!?!?

NO


FUCK U TYLER




Ps

Im not showin for nbl. My bad.

Destroyer
02-28-2014, 09:24 AM
rofl

Allen Knight
02-28-2014, 09:29 AM
I was getting ready to tell the cougar/seven eleven debacle but then tyler said im a loser for remembering it :/

Man


I have a brain. I remember things that i have read in the past. FUCK ME THO RIGHT!?!?

NO


FUCK U TYLER




Ps

Im not showin for nbl. My bad.


U better u son of a bitch

Swerve
02-28-2014, 09:36 AM
I'll take Bags spot.


It'll be a change since someone talented is writing verses in his place.

tyler
02-28-2014, 09:45 AM
Haha Idc