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Neighbor
05-08-2013, 11:29 PM
First multi-syllable rhyme involved "Billy Ray Cyrus" & "Killaz' AIDS virus"

Nigma
05-08-2013, 11:29 PM
In 98 ran on stage of americas funniest home videos to ask bob sagget to autograph his favourite 20 favourite pogs

Split
05-08-2013, 11:30 PM
wore a 10deep snap to his grammas funeral

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:30 PM
his idea of the american dream is welfare and squatters rights

GKillaZ
05-08-2013, 11:30 PM
everyone still posting in here has no life

Neighbor
05-08-2013, 11:31 PM
Smokes leaves through paper towel rolls & can tell you the difference between an oak & a Balsam Fir

Split
05-08-2013, 11:32 PM
last G he killed was on Zoids collectibles

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:32 PM
drives a 91 grandam

brags about it only having 90k miles

Neighbor
05-08-2013, 11:33 PM
Plays strip poker with his aunts & uses chicken bones as chips

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:34 PM
alvin karpis uses gkillaz 50cent apparel to hide his jersey collection

Objective
05-08-2013, 11:34 PM
When he applied for the military on his own they asked if he got any prior experience and if he's been in any battles he answered; Yes, 80.

Split
05-08-2013, 11:35 PM
sits cross legged in his CC's student center for hours hoping someone will ask him why he is there, to which he'll answer "laying in the cut real low"

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:35 PM
writes WWE fan-fiction based primarily on john cenas fingertips

Sharp
05-08-2013, 11:36 PM
When he applied for the military on his own they asked if he got any prior experience and if he's been in any battles he answered; Yes, 80.

leaned me lol

has attended numerous conferences and conventions on polylingual karaoke

Nigma
05-08-2013, 11:37 PM
Is optimistic about his stock in vcrs and jehova witness wrapping paper

Split
05-08-2013, 11:38 PM
rolls spliffs with Bugler and mersh, tweets about smokin on that loud

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:39 PM
has mastered opening his knock-off swiss army knife like a switchblade

shows off in the corner of no-cover bars next to the garbage cans

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:41 PM
doesn't think tyler the creator is black enough

Nigma
05-08-2013, 11:41 PM
Found his passion for music in a fiddle seminar hosted by Big Game

Fig
05-08-2013, 11:44 PM
His favorite tale from the canadian bible is when Jesus rode into town on a moose

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:44 PM
has 3 12" subwoofers hooked up in his car with no amp

only plays a milli and lose yourself through radio recorded cassette tapes

C Raw
05-08-2013, 11:45 PM
Pours his milk before the cereal

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2013, 11:45 PM
submitted his car to pimp my ride in 2005

considers no response a compliment

Fig
05-08-2013, 11:45 PM
Cried for hourse into his life sized gumby plush doll after spending 5 minutes on world star hip hop

Split
05-08-2013, 11:46 PM
Found his passion for music in a fiddle seminar hosted by Big Game

Lmao

Fig
05-08-2013, 11:49 PM
He coincidentally found enlightenment and its subreddit at the same time

trap.
05-09-2013, 05:10 AM
This is wrong on so many levels.

Strikta
05-09-2013, 06:20 AM
is possibly Swerve's impotent brother

Jesus Christ.

lmfaoo

Witty
05-09-2013, 07:03 AM
CANADA IS A FAGGOT

*Death*

Witty
05-09-2013, 07:14 AM
Pours his milk before the cereal

Lmfao

He definitely does.