HEY GKILLAZ WELCOME TO NC U CANADIAN FAGOTTT BAHAHAHA (roast of gkillaz)

[Ghost1]

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my real name is Ryan Lichti, I am from Canada, Ontario. I got a DUI recently. which you can google my name and put dui behind it and read all about! , if thats not enough proof type my name into facebook I got a picture of Brittany Murphy and Eminem from 8mile on there, I have a few pictures of myself as well. I dont really use FB much, but I dont have a camera to take a picture of myself. My youtube name is G-KillaZ. is this sufficient ?


Loooooooool

RIP FAGGIT

ASSEMBLE THE.WOLVES

CANADA IS A FGGOT

DIE SLOW

[Allen Knight]

lookin like vulger on a top secret mission called the faggot supremacy

[Allen Knight]

hush hired this faggot to mow his lawns on the weekends

[Allen Knight]

goes to 711 to raid the outside ashtray for newport butts

[Split]

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his mother was a praying mantis and his father abandoned him to continue his quest to find the ultimate rubber waistbanded blue jeans
currently ranked #1 in rap battling on DOTA 2

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he shaves with a kill bill replica sword

[GKillaZ]

who posts a picture of someones family on a forum? you are a fucking retard Split. i'll battle you any day if you wanna roast me you punk fuck

[GKillaZ]

goes to 711 to raid the outside ashtray for newport butts

im canadian you unintelligent fuck! we dont smoke newports we too good for that shit

[Split]

who posts a picture of someones family on a forum? you are a fucking retard Split. i'll battle you any day if you wanna roast me you punk fuck

lol ok

who posts a pic of someones family on their rapping MYspace page
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why does your dad look like he goes bobbing for singles in Rogaine Ultra?

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he fucked a fat bitch & died on the boat in the perfect storm

[Ghost1]

Dish washer @ Puerto Rican petes bbq pit

[GKillaZ]

that picture is not on my myspace page? I dont even use myspace

[Allen Knight]

organized a musical lazer tag event to G-units my buddy

[Split]

that picture is not on my myspace page? I dont even use myspace

ur a fucking retard

http://www.myspace.com/gkilllaz/photos/5251498#{%22ImageId%22%3A5251498}

got that link from ur Facebook page, where ur profile pic is 8 Mile and ur last 1200 status updates are from World at War asking ppl to join your social media drop team

[Ghost1]

Yo i would skull fuck g-killaz 14 year old sister on danny tanner w a goatee's back all while spitting on his floor screaming free health care is for cowards.

[Ghost1]

When i get done w G-killaz sister they gon call me V-killa

Baboom.

[Split]

is possibly Swerve's impotent brother

[Allen Knight]

has a time share on the hunch of swerves back

[Ghost1]

Dis nigga be spittin freestyles on phantasy star online chatrooms

[GKillaZ]

all them pictures are old, and that shit is old . so lets rap

[Split]

tried using his virginity as collateral at the pawn shop to pick up Swizz Beats signed discography

[Nigma]

His father refurbishes shopping carts to support his fetish for used condoms

[GKillaZ]

Dis nigga be spittin freestyles on phantasy star online chatrooms

im white

[Ghost1]

Had his boy spray dogshit from an aerosol can into a screen door to darken his crustache

[Allen Knight]

lookin like master splinter mutanted wit ash ketchum

[Sharp]

life goal is to dunk on life size Jack Sparrow cardboard cutout

[Split]

4th Place Honorable Mention at Ontario's 50cc ProAm Go-Kart Freestyle Invitational, 2010

[Ghost1]

Has a hamster he refers to as gorilla black....only feeds him chicken

[Split]

once kissed the YuGiOh voice actor's security gate

[PancakeBrah]

this dude is a john leguizamo fetus

[Sharp]

has not left his bed since managing to splice a 3ds with a fleshlight 3 weeks ago

[Allen Knight]

crys himself to sleep every night to 2pacs thug mansion

[Ghost1]

Has a time share in gangsters paradise

[Split]

pink slipped his sexuality at the corner of 15th and Addison, lost because his 93 Accord grinds into 1st if the radio's not playing Hopsin

[Ghost1]

Is there a heaven for a G - killa?

[Sharp]

writes love poems to his cousin's dog comparing its beauty to 1080p

[~RustyGunZ~]

A+++

[Allen Knight]

his dad beats him in a drunken rage everynight blaming him for his moms death during his birth

[Ghost1]

Writes fan fiction for the wire set in mid evil times

[Ghost1]

his dad beats him in a drunken rage everynight blaming him for his moms death during his birth


Holy.fucking.shit.

I lold so hard at this.

Its not even nearly ok....hahaha.

[TYSON]

Has a "my little pony" belt and dreams of one day getting fucked by starfire

[GKillaZ]

so clearly none of you rap then? and Bags is an old ass Dizaster wanna be? And Alien stole his fucking 'Sucka Free Boss' from a Canadian . so who is actually the faggot. you guys are talking shit about pictures that are 8 years old!, you old fucks need to get with the times.

[Allen Knight]

Holy.fucking.shit.

I lold so hard at this.

Its not even nearly ok....hahaha.

lmaooo

[Split]

got his DUI when he fell trying to crush up n blow a Flintstones gummy off his custom mirror finish Vespa fuel gauge

[Split]

so clearly none of you rap then? and Bags is an old ass Dizaster wanna be? And Alien stole his fucking 'Sucka Free Boss' from a Canadian . so who is actually the faggot. you guys are talking shit about pictures that are 8 years old!, you old fucks need to get with the times.

we'd be happy to roast a new picture

[GKillaZ]

Allen claims to be so sucka free
but catches a tantrum is a battle and first thing he do
SUCK HIS TEETH!

ICE

[GKillaZ]

Allen claims to be so sucka free
but catches a tantrum is a battle and first thing he do
SUCK HIS TEETH!

ICE

[GKillaZ]

Holy.fucking.shit.

I lold so hard at this.

Its not even nearly ok....hahaha.

you blew your LOLD so hard all over Allen? for real? did I just join a battle rap website or a fucking womens drama convention ?

[Allen Knight]

u mad?

[TYSON]

Yo Gkillaz I know u want to defend yourself but this is a rite of passage bro. 90% of the people here went thru this. YOU FUCKING UP ROAST NIGGA. Nothing personal just pure fun.

[GKillaZ]

yeah i'm mad right now ...
about to tell Allen to be create and stop stealing people slogans like a FAG right now

[GKillaZ]

YOU FUCKING UP ROAST NIGGA..

what does that even mean?

and I dont care they are chirping about my old pics, its just you dont bring peoples fam into it . Low life shit . thats all

[Allen Knight]

lmaaoo this nigga is mad

[GKillaZ]

actually I am mad right now..
I wish I was gamble so BAD right now!

[Allen Knight]

actually I am mad right now..
I wish I was gamble so BAD right now!

LMAOO is this real life....gamble has a fan

[GKillaZ]

lmaaoo this nigga is mad

because your record is 10-2 and you wont battle me so I can make it 10-3 .
.. also , YOU STOLE YOUR FUCKING SLOGAN! . are you going to continue to ignore that fact?

[TYSON]

So u one of those niggas? You are fucking up the roast, nigga.

[GKillaZ]

So u one of those niggas? You are fucking up the roast, nigga.

WOW, you must call yourself TYSON after MIKE , because you make no fucking sense

[GKillaZ]

and if anyone wants to talk about my DUI . come see me in jail!

[Split]

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shoplifts K'neX in his vestigial third eyebrow
30% of his body weight comes from white guilt
got his PHD in doctoring excuse notes for PhysED
got 16 hours of detention when his live action-figure hockey porn Zdeno Unchained got leaked before winter formal
has an instinctual fear of dustbusters and high doses of Vitamin C

[TYSON]

I don't agree with the family roasting going on but if none of them are dead or kids they talking about then u will be frazzled beyond repair in a battle with these kats.

[GKillaZ]

my sister is 14 years old in that picture

[GKillaZ]

well thanks for that Split, now I know you cant rhyme. I'm done posting in this thread now.

[TYSON]

WOW, you must call yourself TYSON after MIKE , because you make no fucking sense

Naw I'm just TYSON cause im a TYSON
U will not last long with that much sissified sensitivity bro.

[Ghost1]

His blood type is low self esteem

[Sharp]

brags about having a criminal record. does not mention its 1 DUI, 2 public masturbations, 3 counts of cyberbulling his 8 year old neighbor and 24 different charges of shoplifting, all accumulated at the same Subways.

[Allen Knight]

lost his virginity during his first stint in juvenile hall

[Sharp]

Still waiting on his big break into the pro mario party circuit

[Split]

started jerking off on ChatRoullette before it was cool

[Ghost1]

His crustache has.been growing longer then his sister....who coincedentally is a cock sucking whore.

[Geno]

Had his boy spray dogshit from an aerosol can into a screen door to darken his crustache


Fucking goonnnnne son lmaooooooo

[Ghost1]

Combs his dads hair with his tongue

[Split]

4th degree berber belt in the sweet an sour school of Wu Shu

[Vulgar]

Captain Awkwardpants

[Vulgar]

The Last Homosapien

Wayne Gretsky on the wrong side of the UFC roster

Bugsy "Blitzkrieg" Robertson

[~RustyGunZ~]

Combs his dads hair with his tongue

sdasdasdsfsdg

[Ghost1]

Is currently pitching a reality show to PBS, its loosely based on the secret of nimh & he will play all roles

[Split]

thought D.A.R.E. was a Wu Tang song, which explains 3/5 of his tramp stamps

[Ghost1]

Knows the cheat code for taco bells drive thru window

[Sharp]

Often confuses Martin Luther King Jr. with Michael Bay

[Vulgar]

he bathes in a cauldron and doesn't know witch shampoo to buy so he refuses to shower

[Ghost1]

Is writing a book about enrique iglasias fighting dragons with battle rap verses

[Vulgar]

he's a landlord's worst nightmare

Samuel the Insomniac

He was there when the "you kicked my dog" scene occurred. At the time, he was trying to turn a mailbox into a gloryhole, unsuccessfully.

[Vulgar]

is studying for the standardized PEDOPHILE test and wants to score high enough for regionals

[Sharp]

he bathes in a cauldron and doesn't know witch shampoo to buy so he refuses to shower

i see you vulg

[C Raw]

writes anime fan fiction.

[Split]

last coup he staged was Bye Bye Birdie

burnt the bridge to Terabithia but has wished for a sequel on every falling star since '07

[Vulgar]

is what you get if you lock an Asian rat, Joey from N'Sync and Jose Cuervo in a room together for 700 years

[Allen Knight]

gets visibly irritated when his chingy cd skips in his dodge neon

[Vulgar]

Nacho Pipsqueak

He provides discount rates for racoon smuggling around the world. His call sign for telecommunications is 'Ziggy'

[Vulgar]

He thought the north pole was a measuring stick. Either way, he is attracted to sticks.

[C Raw]

smells like ciggarettes and malt liqour.

[C Raw]

mom begs him to go to church as hes walking out the house

[Vulgar]

Donatello is not at the phone right now. Please leave your name, number and chupacabra classification number after the beep.

[C Raw]

can recite the fairly odd parents theme song word for word.

[Vulgar]

once stalked Carson Daly at a flea market. His explanation was that 'MTV really inspired him to lead a better life'

[Allen Knight]

once stalked Carson Daly at a flea market. His explanation was that 'MTV really inspired him to lead a better life'

lmaaooo

[C Raw]

says "Sorry" after robbing the gas station for honey buns and 99 cent arizona tea.

[C Raw]

smokes mexican brick weed

calls it kush

[Vulgar]

Chico parakeet + Haley Joel Osment + undeniable femininity =

His drivers license is a black card with the word SLYTHERIN on it

[C Raw]

awkwardly plays his myspace music for friends at partys... gets no reaction.

[Vulgar]

Draco Altoid and the Sorcerer's Stoned

[C Raw]

has 3 babymommas.

[Vulgar]

Unfortunately, his body definition isn't found anywhere in the dictionary

This dude thought "wax on, wax off" was a youtube documentary about skin cancer

[Vulgar]

When dude says "not a problem" it sounds like 'Nautica' so people are always coming up to him for fashion advice.

[Split]

is the Patron Saint of Date Rape
lives alone in his three bedroom apartment but still smokes his 1 hitter in the linen closet

[Vulgar]

He has a connect in Czechoslavakia who allows him to draw anal surgery procedures with his grandpa's old etch-a-sketch

[Vulgar]

He looks like Eyedea got into zyklon b.

[Fig]

Google search history includes, David Blane magic revealed and how to fuck a mermaid

[Ghost1]

Is a cashier ... ordered custom shirts with his employee name stitched in platinum yarn...

[Vulgar]

he sold PJK all of his Southpole shirts

[Vulgar]

once held Dustin Hoffman in the palm of his hand

then he woke up covered in leeches

[Fig]

Holds repressed feelings of childhood angst from the trix bunny never getting his cereal

[Vulgar]

he walks Count Dracula's dog on the weekends

[Split]

lost a testicle in a freak knock knock joke accident
his spirit animal is a pigeon with cerebral palsy
if you can get him to crip walk and hock a lugie, a portal to Lego Island II- the Brickster Returns appears in his secret cellar shrine to Sage Francis

[Vulgar]

he collects Xena the Warrior action figurines and hates the smell of rubbing alchohol

[Vulgar]

By his first birthday, he was already writing in a diary

at age 6, he finished his first suicide note

[Nigma]

Cuts out his skid stains, staples them into the shape of his favorite neopet, and uses it as an air freshener to mask the scent of sorrow and regret in the windowless room where he brings the students with the lowest test score at the special needs school he volunteers at in exchange for the crushed ice cubes he enjoys best in his diet doctor pepper

[Sharp]

Was a chem-bio major for 3 years, spent the whole time trying to develop a chemical formula for flubber

[Nigma]

Fantasizes about justin bieber laying in a giant campbells soup can full of broken egg shells covered in 10000 of his own eyelashes

[Ghost1]

Lol wtf.

U guys r funny.

[Vulgar]

he's completely convinced that the mask of Zorro is holographically projected in front of his face, so as a result it always looks like he's constantly trying to swat a fly

[Fig]

Lost his virginity to the neighborhood deaf girl by spelling out subliminal messages in an intense game of scrabble.

Cried twice, once from the sex, and again for losing the game.

[Split]

his swag has been running off a faultily wired 12V cigarette adapter ever since he posted on his gf's wall asking for a creampie on Xmas

[Sharp]

has recreated every level of castlevania 1-6 in his backyard, charges lays sour cream and onion chips and respect to speedrun it

[Fig]

Spearheaded the movement for a multi cultural santa

[C Raw]

he does larp

[Split]

his best bar icebreaker is a falsetto "Paging Dr. Faggot" with accompanying finger guns

[C Raw]

watches shottaz and is planning on moving to jamaica

[Split]

has cited Drew Carey in every research paper he has ever written, with the annotation "my love. my rock. my inspiration"

[Ghost1]

In the matrix he percieves himself as forrest whitaker....with both eyes impaired

[Neighbor]

This nigga been on the ketchup packet diet since age 13

Lookin like he traded his pog collection for a pack of Mavericks

Nigga saw his cousin's titty at the family BBQ & recants it to his uncle while they drink Genuine Ice & fantasize about fucking eachother

[Nigma]

Bought the pants Chris Farley wore driving the bus in Billy Madison and wears them on the anniversary of the day he through a baseball at his grandmother's temple for saying William Hung was mediocre and uses the original stitches from the baseball as a belt. Cries for 3 days afterwords using the tears with a mixture green paint and the tangy zip of miracle whip as his rendition of tech n9ne face paint

[Neighbor]

This nigga's mustache grows an inch every time he sees a child under 8 without adult supervision

[Fig]

Is gay

[Ghost1]

Has the muscle definition of flan

[Neighbor]

Happy Pillmore

[Split]

this dude reads acoupon book to his benign thigh cysts before bed every night

full time YouTube Comment Spam Editor-in-Chief, he gets paid in Supercuts discounts

[Neighbor]

This nigga was the character model for Biker Mice From Mars

[Allen Knight]

cuts him self everytime he spits off beat & has a blood oath to murder his dad for giving him genes for his miss sense of rhythm

[Neighbor]

Nigga got a Jiffy Pop coupon for his 17th birthday that he keeps in his wallet to remind himself how great his life is

[Ghost1]

Still trying to cook meth in his creepy crawlers oven

[Sharp]

Has a masters in ukelele performance from Devry

[Ghost1]

Has a g-unit track suit autographed by drew Barrymore

[Neighbor]

Nigga got a crushed Mountain Dew can in the back tire of his Huffy & barks like a dog when he rides down the sidewalk

[Objective]

He had to quit therapy sessions because his therapist was concerned his looks would cause himself depression and put him on a life-time supply of experimental drugs known for suicidal tendencies being the most common side-effect in an attempt to cause a happier atmosphere on a international level.

[Nigma]

Hand writes roasts of himself hes tempted to post in this thread inside the cover of his autographed copy of 60 Shades of Grey

[Neighbor]

Smoked his first rock in the kitchen with his mom & uncle, then ran a train on them both

[Sharp]

is on a mission to find something guile's theme doesn't go with

[Neighbor]

This nigga voted for Pedro

[Vulgar]

unravelled the secrets of necrophilia just by having a deadbeat dad

[Ghost1]

Currently has hotdog flavored hotpockets in his mini fridge by the gi joe battle scene built out of hair and his sisters old gum

[Objective]

Once jerked off with both hands and went to school bragging about having his first threesome.

[Allen Knight]

has a autographed tony yayo burger king napkin

[Ghost1]

Smoked his first rock in the kitchen with his mom & uncle, then ran a train on them both

Loooooool

[Nigma]

Gets to the center of a tootsie pop in 1 lick and brags about it in his fan mail to jaden smith

[Vulgar]

His initials are DMT (Demetrius Materla Taft) but he insists he's never taken drugs before.

[Split]

has extensively modded Fallout New Vegas to resemble Scribble Jam. won't stop playing the scenario where you lose to DJ Ouncezilla first round and cap his whole crew outside Applebees

thrown out of his Runescape chef guild for unethical business practices involving Skype, a full set of holographic mythril armor, and user LoliTeenRaven23

[Vulgar]

His favorite part of the movie I Am Legend was when Will Smith was laying in the bathtub. It was also the first time he had ever heard Bob Marley.

[Neighbor]

Nigga lost a bet on NASCAR & had to cleep in his cousin's tent for a week

[Vulgar]

sabotaged Ozzyfest with a fake bazooka and a giant mosquito net

[Split]

has been uncle'd so many times arm-wrestling his sister, he was nicknamed the quickest draw in the west

[Objective]

Pays his own family to take pictures with him.

[Fig]

Saw every shard of glass as a potential get out of life free card when.his bong shattered on the floor

[Vulgar]

His bedsheets are pitch black with Dwight Howard's eyes plastered on his pillowcase

claims it "helps him sleep"

[GKillaZ]

he just smoked a J and relaxed .
Hi Haters :)

[Split]

bought his ex girlfriend bikini wax and proceeded to bleach, launder and then wax her bikinis

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I can't bring myself to type anything, lmao too many of ya'll going hamburger on this dude.

vulg, very unorthodox technique, I like it. Is it new?

[Vulgar]

Pays his own family to take pictures with him.

lol


Whenever a boxer touches the canvas, he breaks a paintbrush

[Neighbor]

A bully once told him he was going to make him cry "uncle", but he's been doing that everyday since he was 6

[Split]

His bedsheets are pitch black with Dwight Howard's eyes plastered on his pillowcase

claims it "helps him sleep"

nooooooooo bahahhah

[Vulgar]

this nigga has diverticulitis of the conscience

[Nigma]

Does not drive in a vehicle with anyone who doesn't refer to him as captain kirk

[Vulgar]

He only read Lord of the Flies because he heard there were carcasses in it. And he likes islands.

[Ghost1]

His breath smells of propane & slim jims

[Sharp]

Ignores every call the Red Cross makes to his phone just so they'll call again

[Vulgar]

Wrote the bulls eye sign on his iris with a heroine needle, then later added GPS coordinates incase he ever got "lost" in the rap game.

[Vulgar]

is terrible at kissing, knitting and talking to people

[Neighbor]

This nigga's kitchen pantry looks like one of Chyeah's survival kits

[Vulgar]

helped find quality locations for the movie The Kite Runner, but was upset when an Afghan mob trampled him for trying to hide his virginity in a sand dune.

[Split]

thought auto-erotic asphyxiation was the technical term for NASCAR suspension tuning

[Ghost1]

The tooth fairy left him the number to domestic relations under his pillow

[Vulgar]

All of his passwords for computer databases are "gargamel"

[Fig]

Has the scent of his aunts wet muff permanently ingrained on his upper lip

Tries to cover it up with the dirty sanchez you see now

[Nigma]

Needs to be tickled on the back of his neck with the hide of hairless cats to make a proper bowel movement

[Neighbor]

Nigga thinks bottle rockets & squirrel pelts are acceptable forms of payment

[Fig]

The tooth fairy left him the number to domestic relations under his pillow

Fuuuuuckin deeeead

[Ghost1]

Is a lucid dreamer, as an architect all.of the buildings were made out of fubu hoodies, watermellon & regret

[Split]

this nigga clicks his heels twice every time someone uses an incorrect plural noun

[Vulgar]

Once travelled to Pamplona on a pogostick

[Objective]

Has been told to go to the vet on numeral occations in order to get health care.

[Ghost1]

Eats his fruit loops with lead paint

[Neighbor]

Pretends Tootsie Rolls are cigarettes & cuts bologna on a plate with a fork & knife after thanking Jesus for the bounty

[Split]

has a picture of his first multi in his wallet

[Nigma]

banned from the McDonald's ball pit for taking upskirt pictures of 6 year olds then yelling bazinga

[Neighbor]

Attending community college with hopes of one day being a "transporter" for Domino's

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This nigga's kitchen pantry looks like one of Chyeah's survival kits


I approve this message

[Split]

every year on his birthday, his decisions are entirely decided by blindfolded dice rolls and a yell of "snake eyes shake n fries"

[Fig]

Met his true love in salt lake city utah but had to break it off when.he couldn't convert to mormonism for the fear of embarrassment when he couldn't afford a bicycle

[Neighbor]

Fell asleep on his grandma's titties watching Wheel Of Fortune while she smoked menthols & combed his hair

[Split]

last stocking stuffer was an IOU from his gym teacher for 'a proper upbringing'

[Neighbor]

This nigga's pillow is a grocery bag with socks in it

[Ghost1]

Wears water shoes & carrys a shiv with him when he goes to the movies

[Split]

his ringtone is a mash-up of Hoobastank's "The Reason" and an assortment of EDM hit singles

[Sharp]

Has recurring wet dreams involving a crossover of Pan's Labyrinth and Family Feud

[Nigma]

Is Neighbor's neighbor, carlton dances to the irony

[Neighbor]

Nigga thinks a complete breakfast is orange Tang & pipe tobacco

[Sharp]

Daydreams about walking into dead ends in hedgemazes

[Fig]

Got in severe trouble at summer camp when he didn't stop his 'bunk buddy' from flicking dingle berrys at the cabin counselor

[Neighbor]

Got arrested for squatting in Bag's moonshine shed & syphoning pool water

[Neighbor]

Has a lower back tattoo of the Grim Reaper holding a fishing pole instead of a sickle

[Ghost1]

Plays bingo with aunt nancy every tuesday afternoon using misty 120 butts as chips

[Neighbor]

Masterbates to the Cabela's catalogs he steals off his neighbor's porch

[Objective]

If his dignity could be measured a ballpark guess would be about 3 moles (the unit used for measuring molecules), it still far exceeds anything else this guy has to offer.

[Sharp]

has had multiple family portraits done by a 3 fingered pollack in MS paint

[Nigma]

The closest he ever came to having a halloween costume was dressing up as a king when his dad through an empty crown royal bottle at his head while screaming klingon obscenities

[Neighbor]

Nigga holds a record for most chicken taquitos eaten in a 24-hour period

[Neighbor]

87 Unleaded connoisseur

[Split]

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literally looks like Apathy transmuted his testosterone into AIDS viruses

bastes his Thanksgiving turkey in clove cigarettes and luke warm Snapple

[Fig]

His imaginary friend is a cross between macho man randy savage and the paper clip assistant from microsoft word

[Ghost1]

If he stepped on a nail hed bleed minimim wage

[Neighbor]

Nigga got a package of Big League Chew signed by Geoffrey Giraffe in a safety deposit box he hopes will put his grandkids through college

[Split]

if you put Blacketh through an antimatter wormhole, GKillaZ would come out the other end, covered in a light film of Pediasure and Kenny G casettes

[Allen Knight]

Nigga got a package of Big League Chew signed by Geoffrey Giraffe in a safety deposit box he hopes will put his grandkids through college

goonnneee

[Neighbor]

Nigga thought private school was having the gym teacher fondle your dick & balls behind the bleachers every Tuesday

[Ghost1]

Smoked rat poison out of a gas can then blew a rail of drano off his sisters cooter

[Nigma]

Stole the 'm' in this sites url just to do a Stan duet, sings elton johns section

[Neighbor]

Graduated from private school

[Fig]

Is this nigga wearing loose fitting pajama jeans?

He has dreams of opening up an interior design business where the only material he deals with is shag rug.

[Split]

runs the crips set on Club Penguin. hoping that when virtual reality comes to fruition he can use the web of lies as a hammock to cure his violent sleep apnea

[Neighbor]

Sent a job application in to Insane Clown Posse

[Split]

once got Jam Scamm'd by his dad, pretending to evict him from his apartment. when his dad revealed his identity, he told him he was adopted

[Neighbor]

Got into a fist fight with his dad/roommate when he switched his "piss" Mountain Dew bottle with his "ash" Mountain Dew bottle

[Nigma]

Named his pokemon trainer Michael Vick and beat the elite 4 with 6 growlithes

[Split]

situational irony has become four of his six food groups

[Split]

If he stepped on a nail hed bleed minimim wage

lolll

[Ghost1]

Has a marboro windbreaker covered in catshit stains

[Neighbor]

This nigga thought Game Boy Color was a racial slur

[Fig]

He came out of the womb wrapped in a condom

[Split]

dude requests his drinks are shaken, not stirred. every. single. time.

[~RustyGunZ~]

plants reggie seeds in used tim horton cups outside his laundry room/bathroom/closet window every year with no success

smokes stems anyways

[Neighbor]

Foreplay consists of Beefaroni, Duck Commander & anal

[Nigma]

Convinced apple juice is produced on the outer wall of his widowed fathers bedroom from a hole with a familiar scent flaked with red squiggles he recognizes as his dads pubic hair

[~RustyGunZ~]

hand stitched the g unit logo on his tshirt with the remains of teddy bears he viciously slaughtered in role-playing hostage scenarios

[Neighbor]

Buys doo rags at Rite Aid & tells the cashiers he's light-skinned

[~RustyGunZ~]

sampled multiple Korn songs to rap over for a diss directed at his 8th grade science teacher

[Split]

applied to be in a PSA for drunk driving, when asked about 'dramatic experience during and after youth' he sobbed out 'space camp' and collapsed








he got the gig

[Neighbor]

Has a basket on his bike to hold his Razor scooter

[Split]

this nigga cashes his checks in the hood then drives the money to his ATM next to his house

[~RustyGunZ~]

green screens himself into harlem for AOL video chats with craigslist posters in w4w