View Full Version : My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe
This dude been in and out of psych wards
He's about 2 years older than me
So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever
But yesterday, he messages me talking about,
"don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up"
Whatever the fuck that means?
Is my butthole in danger?
Certain
05-13-2014, 08:52 PM
Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.
Ghost1
05-13-2014, 08:57 PM
Vintage fig
An
His biggest fan in attendance also.
*fart noise* thumbs down.
http://i.imgur.com/AKQBh0B.jpg
Destroyer
05-13-2014, 09:05 PM
Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy
I don't even know him that well
This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right
He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later
Fuck that I didn't call his ass back
He said "hay"
Protect ur anus cuz
Ghost1
05-13-2014, 09:08 PM
Looooooool
Ok
Text an his pic leaned me
W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it.
I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets
Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you
Ghost1
05-13-2014, 09:17 PM
Never.
You're Veritas' kill sport
I wouldn't daaaare
El Muffin
05-13-2014, 11:24 PM
Tags. Your it
Batty
05-14-2014, 03:38 AM
Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.
Be careful.
Diode
05-14-2014, 09:26 AM
Adonis is trying to fuck you?
Baron Mynd
05-14-2014, 09:58 AM
Fig jocking my wincest threads?
Get the entire fuck outta here.
Split
05-14-2014, 09:59 AM
Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro
& he's going in dry
Fig jocking my wincest threads?
Get the entire fuck outta here.
Except this is real
I'm scared of being raped
Batty
05-14-2014, 07:30 PM
I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.
That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.
Badweather
05-14-2014, 08:02 PM
Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.
veritas
05-14-2014, 08:19 PM
Play this smart. Get to him first.
Chyeahhh!!!
05-14-2014, 08:57 PM
I literally got weak in the knees off op post.
Night night...keep that butthole tight
Masaii
05-14-2014, 10:41 PM
Pepper your angus OP
Wise Wiggles
05-15-2014, 01:12 AM
Your asshole better make sure all of its hens are in order..
Certain
05-15-2014, 01:14 AM
Play this smart. Get to him first.
Rape him first? But what if he respects my courage and wants to go steady? Or maybe I rape people he loves. Like his sister. Or his mom.
Split
05-15-2014, 01:31 AM
i mean u cant really go wrong with rape amirite?
Frank
05-15-2014, 01:33 AM
Your butthole looking like guacamole right about now.
Get that hungry pinga away from your beaner ass
Possible solutions for Figs booty :
cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek
Diode
05-15-2014, 09:34 AM
Natural to thread for rape advice
Dope girl
05-15-2014, 10:25 AM
Fig being gay lately
Diode
05-15-2014, 10:53 AM
Fig being gay lately
ether
I can't even show my face anymore
Dope girl
05-15-2014, 11:25 AM
fig suicidal.... go see a doctor they can help u....
veritas
05-15-2014, 11:29 AM
When I say get to him first, I do not necesarily mean rape....
Dope girl
05-15-2014, 11:32 AM
you should ask him what he meant before jumping into conclusion.
El Muffin
05-15-2014, 12:49 PM
Possible solutions for Figs booty :
cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek
Why would a tighter asshole deter ass rape @ #5
Lol
damn, i hope he leaves you some money on the dresser when hes done
El Muffin
05-15-2014, 02:18 PM
Leave that nigga some bengay..more like it
lol, leave that nigga a sewing kit
Batty
05-15-2014, 07:01 PM
Fig, you bout to be kissing pillows like Chris Benoit's son.
/thread
El Muffin
05-15-2014, 07:19 PM
Done. Finito
big baby
05-15-2014, 07:25 PM
i have a cute 1 batty
u about to be kissing pillows like me pretending its some1 hot!
veritas
05-15-2014, 10:13 PM
Fig, you bout to be kissing pillows like Chris Benoit's son.
/thread
..............too soon son. Always too soon.
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