In Text Today: Topics that rustle feathers

[Masaii]

These topics below have proven to rustle jimmies on a constant basis and are a go to for any mediocre troll @billy. Will edit more.

- nas vs jay z
- racism
- homosexuality #gow
- religion
- america vs uk
- shaving or trimming your pubes #uhoh
- lars' bar fight record
- decepticons


inb4 chicken spots

[Witty]

Pretty accurate tbh

[Ghost1]

* top 10 text battlers
* long bar vs short bar
* why dont we have an audio section
* text is wack now (this can be said at anybtime any year and any site)
* complaints about votes
* drug knowledge
* gun knowledge
* poverty knowledge (whos life is/was the hardest)
* detours career

[Masaii]

LOL ^

- i could beat you up
- weed consumption
- post a stack bro
- i can bench x times more than you
- mma vs boxing

[Ghost1]

This thread can be invaluable ...yet i fear these will still be hotbuttons as soon as tomorrow :(

[Wise Wiggles]

dead family members
getting pussy in the club
making Hof handicap accessible
I started this rap style
our crew was better than your crew faggöt

[ill nik-A]

Crew acquisitions
Goat
Pics
Decent movies

[Masaii]

- relapse vs recovery
- jordans
- im retiring from text
- ryan reynolds films

[Brian Bryan]

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

[Lars]

LMAO MASAI WORKING AS A BOUNCER FOR AN UNDER EIGHTEENS NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AND PASSED OUT IN THE TOILET

ROFLZZZ

[ill nik-A]

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

[Rawn M.D.]

yellow pants...really nik, really.

[ill nik-A]

Shirt!!!

Die all of u

[super pimp trillionaire]

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

smh, guess the accuracy was proven.

[Wise Wiggles]

the inevitable fact that text battling is for fagg0ts

And the follow up:

Why are you on a text battle site if you don't text battle?

Stfu fagg0t

[~RustyGunZ~]

Voting sucks here/there

[Split]

1) anything to do with Aesop Rock

[Wise Wiggles]

Aesop>jayz

[ill nik-A]

Naqs height

[Geno]

Heat vs spurs. Easy

[super pimp trillionaire]

who cares about Naqs height? Naq? pssssh nik you're showing signs of senility again... I immediately ran with that joke cuz it really doesn't bother me. see I'm a tall avg which means I don't need big and tall stores and I'm still bigger than the avg american man.

now if you woulda said nag or Naqs daughter, then you'd be closer to making sense. But since I've attained ZLB status, even that won't affect me so... I guess shock trolls have no power over me. *shrugs- oh well

[super pimp trillionaire]

Heat vs spurs. Easy

heat goin fishin.

[ill nik-A]

Naq it's a joke dude lol chills amigo u proved my choice fit perfect to the subject

[Objective]

Threads about mod-decisions.

[super pimp trillionaire]

o_o ill nik-A

[super pimp trillionaire]

fake sway threads