In Text Today: Topics that rustle feathers

06-17-2013, 09:12 AM

These topics below have proven to rustle jimmies on a constant basis and are a go to for any mediocre troll @billy. Will edit more.

- nas vs jay z
- racism
- homosexuality #gow
- religion
- america vs uk
- shaving or trimming your pubes #uhoh
- lars' bar fight record
- decepticons

inb4 chicken spots

Witty · 06-17-2013, 09:17 AM

Pretty accurate tbh

Ghost1 · 06-17-2013, 09:19 AM

* top 10 text battlers
* long bar vs short bar
* why dont we have an audio section
* text is wack now (this can be said at anybtime any year and any site)
* complaints about votes
* drug knowledge
* gun knowledge
* poverty knowledge (whos life is/was the hardest)
* detours career

06-17-2013, 09:26 AM

LOL ^

- i could beat you up
- weed consumption
- post a stack bro
- i can bench x times more than you
- mma vs boxing

Ghost1 · 06-17-2013, 09:29 AM

This thread can be invaluable ...yet i fear these will still be hotbuttons as soon as tomorrow :(

Wise Wiggles · 06-17-2013, 09:31 AM

dead family members
getting pussy in the club
making Hof handicap accessible
I started this rap style
our crew was better than your crew faggöt

ill nik-A · 06-17-2013, 09:35 AM

Crew acquisitions
Goat
Pics
Decent movies

06-17-2013, 09:39 AM

- relapse vs recovery
- jordans
- im retiring from text
- ryan reynolds films

Brian Bryan · 06-17-2013, 10:27 AM

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

Lars · 06-17-2013, 10:30 AM

LMAO MASAI WORKING AS A BOUNCER FOR AN UNDER EIGHTEENS NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AND PASSED OUT IN THE TOILET

ROFLZZZ

ill nik-A · 06-17-2013, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Bryan

lmao

ill nik-A wearing yellow pants
beyond being HOF'd
Hush having a lisp/widebrows

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

06-17-2013, 12:02 PM

yellow pants...really nik, really.

ill nik-A · 06-17-2013, 12:06 PM

Shirt!!!

Die all of u

super pimp trillionaire · 06-17-2013, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

It was a yellow t shirt asshole

smh, guess the accuracy was proven.

Wise Wiggles · 06-17-2013, 01:24 PM

the inevitable fact that text battling is for fagg0ts

And the follow up:

Why are you on a text battle site if you don't text battle?

Stfu fagg0t

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-17-2013, 01:31 PM

Voting sucks here/there

Split · 06-17-2013, 01:46 PM

1) anything to do with Aesop Rock

Wise Wiggles · 06-17-2013, 02:14 PM

Aesop>jayz

ill nik-A · 06-17-2013, 02:14 PM

Naqs height

Geno · 06-17-2013, 04:04 PM

Heat vs spurs. Easy

06-17-2013, 09:12 AM	#1
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	In Text Today: Topics that rustle feathers These topics below have proven to rustle jimmies on a constant basis and are a go to for any mediocre troll @billy. Will edit more. - nas vs jay z - racism - homosexuality #gow - religion - america vs uk - shaving or trimming your pubes #uhoh - lars' bar fight record - decepticons inb4 chicken spots

06-17-2013, 09:17 AM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Pretty accurate tbh __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-17-2013, 09:31 AM	#6
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	dead family members getting pussy in the club making Hof handicap accessible I started this rap style our crew was better than your crew faggöt __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

06-17-2013, 09:35 AM	#7
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Crew acquisitions Goat Pics Decent movies __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-17-2013, 10:30 AM	#10
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	LMAO MASAI WORKING AS A BOUNCER FOR AN UNDER EIGHTEENS NIGHT AT THE CLUB AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE WHO SHIT THEMSELVES AND PASSED OUT IN THE TOILET ROFLZZZ __________________ PROVEN BITER

06-17-2013, 09:26 AM	#4
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	LOL ^ - i could beat you up - weed consumption - post a stack bro - i can bench x times more than you - mma vs boxing

06-17-2013, 09:39 AM	#8
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	- relapse vs recovery - jordans - im retiring from text - ryan reynolds films

06-17-2013, 10:27 AM	#9
Brian Bryan BITER Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: England Posts: 620 Battle Record: 4-0 Champed - Gimmick Battle League Rep Power: 0	lmao ill nik-A wearing yellow pants beyond being HOF'd Hush having a lisp/widebrows

06-17-2013, 12:02 PM	#12
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	yellow pants...really nik, really.

06-17-2013, 12:06 PM	#13
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Shirt!!! Die all of u __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-17-2013, 01:24 PM	#15
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	the inevitable fact that text battling is for fagg0ts And the follow up: Why are you on a text battle site if you don't text battle? Stfu fagg0t __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch" Last edited by Wise Wiggles; 06-17-2013 at 01:28 PM.

06-17-2013, 01:31 PM	#16
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Voting sucks here/there

06-17-2013, 01:46 PM	#17
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	1) anything to do with Aesop Rock __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-17-2013, 02:14 PM	#18
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Aesop>jayz __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

06-17-2013, 02:14 PM	#19
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Naqs height __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-17-2013, 04:04 PM	#20
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,328 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Heat vs spurs. Easy __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*