02-03-2013, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
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SOUTH: [1]John Hensley vs. [7]Sypher
John Hensley
LOL, u make the grizzly/logger look fairly unique. Got his shirt open, to show every1 where he gets the hair for his cheeks. Too rare to critique, u just aint succeeding as a stud dresser. Jacket's so tight on your arms it gives readings on your blood pressure. Pussface. Ur crazy, even if you pray for luck. But forget a straight jacket, he's cool wearin one that's gay as fuck. He's upset, you can tell by the stare that he's hurt. He's not showin chest, he just got pissed and failed at tearing his shirt. And yea, I kno New Orleans, they try to party raw. so My picture says eharmony, and your's says gay side of mardi gras. Forget shaving, he shows affliction with trims. His mouth is Grizzly. and stickin shit in his mouth is an addiction for him. Face like a dirty carpet, it ain't shockin his games weird. Looks like u locked eyes with Kung n' realized he's rockin the same beard. Weak looking bitch, u ain't contending with charm. His neck's so long he does pull ups without even bending his arms. Run to ur clique. Chill, I'll be done with u quick. Needed someone to lend a hand so badly he photoshopped one in the pic. I catch all ur fronts, I won't fall from that small of stunts. Grew an extra arm so he could wack off, drink, n' scratch himself all at once. Lookin like that, U sittin on the throne is obscene. Beard look like he got locked in the team america arab cloning machine. Ur gettin swept. I'll rock you till your thoughts are spinning. This isn't the Sypher tourney, but now that's your only shot at winning. Sypher That #1 seed belongs to me, I think I’ll claim it as mine now You can have the 7 in return…just backwards and upside down And wtf at your new pic, did you get 5 years younger all of a sudden Either that’s your little brother or I’m battling Benjamin Button Looking soft as hell too, I’d kick your ass there’s no doubt I guess that’s expected since you live in a Styrofoam house You’re soft batch, and you’re getting called out as you should Just an easy mark, even your jacket is saying stay out of the hood So take cover man, its LIGHTS OUT when I’m feeling the spark No problem w/ those eyes though, you can probably see in the dark Resembling a raccoon or lemur, can’t decide which describes ya best Just a trash digging rodent, which explains where ya find your text And that hat too… American Eagle? That ain’t bout it at all I’m scouting to brawl and this chick just wants to hang out at the mall Glass jaw faggot, your presence in MM is such a disgrace Think your chin is the butt of my jokes? nah it’s the butt of your face Could strap a diaper over it, no doubt it would fit And it’d also make sure you don’t spit any shit out of your lips So switch your style up Hens, might wanna adjust til it’s better Sitting on a couch that was upholstered w/ Cliff Huxtable’s sweaters Can’t pull dimes w/ that furniture, all your girls must be chunky You say they look like a million bucks, I say they need a run for their money So fall back man, everybody here knows I put the best down And don’t blame it on déjà vu when you’re seeing cipher next round |
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