02-03-2013, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
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FINAL FOUR: [4]Serge vs. [7]Sypher
Serge
im the underdog n rated as the worst upset created but the only sy's in the final'll be from the people pist i made it hair-covered n tilted, you probly havent heard what ive said cuz your ears either playing dead or about to jump off the rest of ya head so respect it kid, im not on some textin shit ill fill your mouth with caps like one of my clinical requisits im known to wreck textcee's with deformities who step next to me and THAT right eyes so droopy youre half a face away from celebrity wins off blackdefs nose, hensleys eyes n proofs chin n cheeks so dedicate THIS verse to your dick, its the only thing that you'll beat whoever said that stupid mask is hot is a faggot by lots cause righ now you look like someone opened a jack-in-the-box n ya wildin if chicks go for that guy in the pictures only bangs you get, involve a hairstylist n scissors i bust ass while you claim that im just trash youre desperately reaching like that beard to your moustache is it side deflation? or a side effect of masturbation? cuz your right eye isnt lazy, that shits downright procrastinatin go to the gym, youre fat...no bye cause youre older to rap so whoevers hand that is mustve been surprised to find no shoulder to tap all the meat that you pack; no wonder youre fat, bitch you look like aloes oponent cept he sucks on a GLASS dick jackets a joke...fake marty mcfly with hopes of killin a bloke shouldve just copped a delorean n gone back to when you were dope Sypher Man I just battled John Hensley, and right when I’m finished with dude User does his Weekend Update and now got me battling Dominican Lou But I take all comers, it’s bout to get bloodier than Psycho’s shower scene You heard serge is supreme...? …That just means he’s covered in lettuce, cheese and sour cream You don’t belong here, and there isn’t a chance that we’ll see you stay Because I put more Dominicans in the out field than the MLBPA That’s right you aren’t fit to face me, it’s time to come to grips, dude Got a chip on my shoulder b/c I thought you’d bring some salsa with you Can’t believe you think you got a shot, even your face is saying you’ll lose Lips have formed a less than sign b/c they know I’m greater than you Got some greasy gelled hair, too – you need to not buy that stuff at the store Cause when you go swimming Greenpeace is scrubbing ducks on the shore Metrosexual faggot, it only takes one look for everyone to know you’re soft But still got eyebrows so bushy you can use them to brush your shoulder off And you can stop lying a/b making bank as a dentist, don’t try to play me My next door neighbor is a lawyer, your next door neighbor is Haiti But wherever you wind up practicing, I know it’s not off the mark To say that you’ll be the only dentist who landscapes his own office park No one can believe you got to this point, admit it, you’ve done nothing of note Looking like you swallowed your words and they got stuck in your throat Man I thought Proof’s was bad, but then I saw the size of yers You should be on a lily pad waiting for your buddies to saw –weis and –er So that’s it serge, it was nice and no one could have foreseen your run But battling me was your wake up call and now the dream is done |
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