01-20-2014, 07:48 PM | #1 |
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The Commandments of The Fox
1. Witty must immediately be made King of Netcees.
2. Bags must go back to school and learn to spell or have surgery to make his fingers smaller. 3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke. 4. Split 8 and Mike Wrecka must fight to the death and then the winner must write a topical about it. This should include many feels. 5. Fig must stop being Mexican at once. 6. Ryan must stop ruining everything. 7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs. 8. Bags is a faggot. 9. Masaii must personally employ Eddie when he loses his job due to nipples. 10. You must never take in vain the name of Fox the Tibetan Fox. That is all. You will never see me again.
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01-20-2014, 07:55 PM | #2 |
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Witty why
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01-20-2014, 07:58 PM | #3 |
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Fig doesn't even like tacos.
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01-20-2014, 08:04 PM | #4 |
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01-20-2014, 08:06 PM | #5 |
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What?
I didn't log in to an alias and pretend to be a fox in order to make myself King of Netcees and find a husband for DG and then log out and come back as my Witty name and act like it wasn't me the entire time, why are you blaming me? OH WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE KING, THE FOX SAID SO GUYS.
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01-20-2014, 08:16 PM | #6 |
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Please get some fresh air. Forever.
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01-20-2014, 08:18 PM | #7 |
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Shut up trap, u suck.
I heard you are gay.
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01-20-2014, 08:21 PM | #8 |
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Sorry trap, I didn't really.
I just got really hurt by your comment and I lashed out and implied you like to have sexual intercourse with men, nobody really told me that I made it up out of anger. I wish we could be friends.
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01-20-2014, 08:27 PM | #9 |
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01-20-2014, 08:30 PM | #10 |
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Sooooo.....
You're proposing tomorrow? I'm so excited. Fig can be bridesmaid.
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01-20-2014, 08:31 PM | #11 |
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01-20-2014, 08:31 PM | #12 |
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So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!? |
01-20-2014, 08:34 PM | #13 |
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01-20-2014, 08:35 PM | #14 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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01-20-2014, 08:35 PM | #15 |
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I move in mysterious ways.
Like DG in her latest video. Don't become food. You will never see me again.
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01-20-2014, 08:37 PM | #16 |
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01-20-2014, 08:38 PM | #17 |
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01-20-2014, 08:40 PM | #18 |
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lmao at that preying fox. lmao at #3.
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01-20-2014, 08:41 PM | #19 |
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Well I guess that answers your question bags.
NO MORE QUESTIONS, QUESTION TIME IS OVER.
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01-20-2014, 10:42 PM | #20 |
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that fox in the sig looks overweight as hell b.
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