Netcees  

Go Back   Netcees > Forum > Discussion Board
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

User Tag List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-10-2014, 10:57 PM   #1
tyler
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 180
Battle Record: 5-9



Rep Power: 35
tyler is on a distinguished road
Default Fuck it just be safe I need ur help

How do I use someone else's piss for a drug test my buddy's willing to piss in a condom or bottle about an hour before but how do I keep it body temp surely? Anyone done this before?
tyler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:03 PM   #2
Ghost1
Senior Member
 
Ghost1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1



Rep Power: 84181442
Ghost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant future
Default

Cmon guy....

This may be a semi to hlb topic.....but it draws the llb out with a vengeance ....smh

Yudodis?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMS View Post
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
Ghost1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:04 PM   #3
tyler
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 180
Battle Record: 5-9



Rep Power: 35
tyler is on a distinguished road
Default

Idk what that means but I assume someone on here has had to do this before
tyler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:04 PM   #4
Paradigm
___________
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: California
Posts: 1,989
Battle Record: 4-4


Champed
- The Ultimate Textcee
- NBL Cypher

Rep Power: 11033509
Paradigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant futureParadigm has a brilliant future
Default

I've officially seen it all on rap forums now
Paradigm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:07 PM   #5
Rawn MD
Get MacDon
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7

Accomplishments
- OM HOF


Rep Power: 0
Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD
Default

Rubberband to inner thigh

Edited
__________________
FFC>FCC

A. bove T. he R. est

Last edited by Rawn MD; 03-11-2014 at 12:13 AM.
Rawn MD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:09 PM   #6
Ghost1
Senior Member
 
Ghost1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1



Rep Power: 84181442
Ghost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant futureGhost1 has a brilliant future
Default

Right on queue
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMS View Post
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
Ghost1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:09 PM   #7
Rawn MD
Get MacDon
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7

Accomplishments
- OM HOF


Rep Power: 0
Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD
Default

Lol obv is obv
__________________
FFC>FCC

A. bove T. he R. est
Rawn MD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:12 PM   #8
tyler
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 180
Battle Record: 5-9



Rep Power: 35
tyler is on a distinguished road
Default

I've been clean for a little just don't wanna take a risk
tyler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:12 PM   #9
SiK
Sergeant Slaughter
 
SiK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1986
Posts: 1,913
Battle Record: 13-4



Rep Power: 3648785
SiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant futureSiK has a brilliant future
Send a message via AIM to SiK
Default

You have to huff the piss in its evaporated state and then gag yourself with a vacuum chord causing the urine to precipitate into your saliva then back into the cup
SiK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:24 PM   #10
Rawn MD
Get MacDon
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7

Accomplishments
- OM HOF


Rep Power: 0
Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD
Default

I was serious but if u really worried n ya boy falls short

Hit the headshop

Cop agent x

Ull b money
http://cybershed.com/dr-greens-agent...ine-p-983.html

Test for a job or legal or what....how supervised?
__________________
FFC>FCC

A. bove T. he R. est
Rawn MD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2014, 11:26 PM   #11
tyler
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 180
Battle Record: 5-9



Rep Power: 35
tyler is on a distinguished road
Default

It's a job they just send u I'm the bathroom with a cup and give u a cpl min
tyler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 02:44 AM   #12
oats
Steel Cut
 
oats's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,075
Battle Record: 19-10

Accomplishments
- OM HOF (2x)

Champed
- Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League

Rep Power: 79005425
oats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant future
Default

inject it into your penis through a catheter. only sure-fire way to do it
__________________
You should be water
oats is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 02:46 AM   #13
Sick
t00 0riginal 4 u
 
Sick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Just Write's mother's house
Posts: 1,042
Battle Record: 7-1



Rep Power: 1837331
Sick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant futureSick has a brilliant future
Send a message via ICQ to Sick Send a message via AIM to Sick Send a message via MSN to Sick Send a message via Yahoo to Sick Send a message via Skype™ to Sick
Default

Are you fucking retarded bro? @tyler


What the fuck kind of low lvl IQ question is this
Sick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 03:03 AM   #14
tyler
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 180
Battle Record: 5-9



Rep Power: 35
tyler is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyzo View Post
Are you fucking retarded bro? @tyler


What the fuck kind of low lvl IQ question is this
What the duck do u mean dude it's a normal question just wanna be safe man
tyler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 03:07 AM   #15
Rawn MD
Get MacDon
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7

Accomplishments
- OM HOF


Rep Power: 0
Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD
Default

Make sure u use the condom n not the bottle then...
__________________
FFC>FCC

A. bove T. he R. est
Rawn MD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 03:11 AM   #16
oats
Steel Cut
 
oats's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,075
Battle Record: 19-10

Accomplishments
- OM HOF (2x)

Champed
- Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League

Rep Power: 79005425
oats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant future
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by oats View Post
inject it into your penis through a catheter. only sure-fire way to do it
__________________
You should be water
oats is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 03:12 AM   #17
oats
Steel Cut
 
oats's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,075
Battle Record: 19-10

Accomplishments
- OM HOF (2x)

Champed
- Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League

Rep Power: 79005425
oats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant futureoats has a brilliant future
Default

trust me bro, I got tested by the NCAA and have always been a stoner. they stand there and watch you piss, too, shit's legit.
__________________
You should be water
oats is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 03:14 AM   #18
Rawn MD
Get MacDon
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7

Accomplishments
- OM HOF


Rep Power: 0
Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD Rawn MD
Default

Lol and im on dept of corrections felony probation where they stare at ur sht

Turkey baster to the urethra it

Thats 100
__________________
FFC>FCC

A. bove T. he R. est
Rawn MD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 07:06 AM   #19
ill nik-A
Super Senior Member
 
ill nik-A's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,411
Battle Record: 70-25

Accomplishments
- Hall of Fame

Champed
- Battle Arena
- BA Picture
- Picture Battle Tournament
- Netcees Battle League (3x)
- Netcees Writers League (2x)
- Summer Classic VI
- Fall Brawl III
- Netcees Battle League Season X
- Lyric Olympics

Rep Power: 77164516
ill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant futureill nik-A has a brilliant future
Default

Bro go buy synthetic piss... It comes with a thermometer and all
__________________
Grumpy old man.
ill nik-A is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2014, 07:08 AM   #20
werD
Guest
 
Posts: n/a




Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A View Post
Bro go buy synthetic piss... It comes with a thermometer and all
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
damn near killed em!, rawntarded, rectum


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:43 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Google+