Blanco Bishop vs. MKG [Blanco Bishop Wins]

BROKE LESNAR · 09-16-2014, 06:31 PM

Blanco Bishop vs. MKG

Blanco Bishop

Blanco is by far the most improved battler of this league, asides from Jilti. Both of them actually could be frontrunners for most improved battlers on NC. Each week Blanco has demonstrated the wherewithal to listen to the critiques of his battles and apply the feedback to his writing style, tweaking it just enough as to not compromise his own approach. 2015 should be a breakout year for him if 2014 was any indication. I selected this battle bc MKG is coming off a 3-way win and has only 1 loss to one of this week's contenders. The result of this battle could impact next week's positioning.

MKG

Since coming into the league a few weeks ago, MKG has made an immediate and noticeable impact. His last battle was a 3-way where he battled 2 guys that are pretty formidable and triumphed convincingly. The league is better for having him in it. Blanco needs to take MKG seriously, bc MKG obviously came here to shake things up and sharpen his writing ability. He has done just that.

Due Monday 12am PST

MKG · 09-16-2014, 06:42 PM

Check, nice write up broke

Blanco Bishop · 09-16-2014, 08:49 PM

U gotta fetish for shlong pics. Lars thread proved that.
So while i use classic battles as a Measuring Stick...your asking men how they do that.

MKG · 09-23-2014, 01:21 AM

Tried to post your line on the low, homie that's wack
So while you try to sneak a punch I'll hit you w/ one that'll straighten your hat

Packed Graves · 09-23-2014, 01:25 AM

Blanco didn't really connect or make much sense, mkg wasn't great but was barley enough for the w.

El Muffin · 09-23-2014, 04:00 AM

like the measuring stick concept. execution was sloppy. specifically the "how they do that" part. which irked the f out of me coz its a rhetorical question. thought there were a few other ways u could have approached this.

mkg. ok dig on the fact that he tried to pull a fast one.

nothing great but not bad

v/mkg

BROKE LESNAR · 09-23-2014, 05:11 AM

Lmao. Both were funny in their own way. Blanco with the Lars dick pic/MKG dick length formula and MKG with the last minute bar/avy approach. Between the 2, Blanco had a bar that made me roflz.

v-Blanco

MKG · 09-23-2014, 06:09 AM

EDIT

Camp Bell · 09-23-2014, 10:13 AM

blanco punch had humor value
but i think he fell short with his
wording to end it. MKG punch
was direct as it aimed at blanco
avi pic. very relevant.

vote: MKG

jilti · 09-23-2014, 11:08 AM

MKG had a decent bar, straight to the point about his pic
Blancos bar made me lol bcuz it reminded me of that one song where the rapper (cant remember who) said "how they do that there?!" idk if Blanco intended it like that but it also flowed smoothly when i read it even though it rhymed off the exact same word. so ima go with the entertainment value of this matchup...

mvgt Blanco

murda sho · 09-23-2014, 08:44 PM

Avi plays are the worst man... Blanco if your punch was worded a little better it would have been fatal.. MKG wasn't terrible.. i just really hate avi plays.. so mvgt: Blanco

theMuzzl3 · 09-23-2014, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

U gotta fetish for shlong pics. Lars thread proved that.
So while i use classic battles as a Measuring Stick...your asking men how they do that.

All around, good 1-2 punch. Second line was a bit long, but it got the point across. Your lines both ended with "that", so I doubt you'll win; but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt for good content.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKG

Tried to post your line on the low, homie that's wack
So while you try to sneak a punch I'll hit you w/ one that'll straighten your hat

Your second line was also too long, and it didn't even rhyme. I don't think your comeback was strong enough, and I know you let him post first on purpose. Would you seriously use the word "wack" as your rhyming word after I posted a topic about the Wack MC?

/v Blanco Bishop

El Muffin · 09-23-2014, 11:36 PM

lol @Blanco Bishop

didnt u just a few wks ago critique me for rhyming same word?

Lol see how that wrks...n I only just noticed

MKG · 09-24-2014, 01:14 PM

Lol

Certain · 09-24-2014, 07:13 PM

Blanco Bishop: I liked this quite a bit. The concept was sharp and personal. But you didn't quite set it up right with "classic battles." You could have said, "I use text veterans as measuring sticks, you ask them how they do that." The that/that rhyme was bad, though.

MKG: This could be interpreted as a feed, though I don't mind it for that. But this is way too direct and not very clever.

Vote: Blanco Bishop

BROKE LESNAR · 09-24-2014, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

lol @Blanco Bishop

didnt u just a few wks ago critique me for rhyming same word?

Lol see how that wrks...n I only just noticed

lmao you know what...there was so much going on with the bar that II didn't beven notice that when I read it

i guess that's a good thing though

09-16-2014, 08:49 PM	#3
Blanco Bishop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Cali Posts: 1,460 Battle Record: 11-20 Rep Power: 4150482	U gotta fetish for shlong pics. Lars thread proved that. So while i use classic battles as a Measuring Stick...your asking men how they do that. Last edited by Blanco Bishop; 09-23-2014 at 12:32 AM.

09-23-2014, 04:00 AM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	like the measuring stick concept. execution was sloppy. specifically the "how they do that" part. which irked the f out of me coz its a rhetorical question. thought there were a few other ways u could have approached this. mkg. ok dig on the fact that he tried to pull a fast one. nothing great but not bad v/mkg __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

09-23-2014, 05:11 AM	#7
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760961	Lmao. Both were funny in their own way. Blanco with the Lars dick pic/MKG dick length formula and MKG with the last minute bar/avy approach. Between the 2, Blanco had a bar that made me roflz. v-Blanco Last edited by BROKE LESNAR; 09-23-2014 at 06:39 AM.

09-23-2014, 06:09 AM	#8
MKG Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 481 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	EDIT Last edited by MKG; 09-23-2014 at 06:18 AM.

09-23-2014, 10:13 AM	#9
Camp Bell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 733 Battle Record: 10-18 Rep Power: 0	blanco punch had humor value but i think he fell short with his wording to end it. MKG punch was direct as it aimed at blanco avi pic. very relevant. vote: MKG __________________ get high. write rhymes.

09-16-2014, 06:42 PM	#2
MKG Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 481 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	Check, nice write up broke

09-23-2014, 01:21 AM	#4
MKG Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 481 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	Tried to post your line on the low, homie that's wack So while you try to sneak a punch I'll hit you w/ one that'll straighten your hat

09-23-2014, 01:25 AM	#5
Packed Graves Name Flips Are Clever Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 471 Battle Record: 9-10 Champed - Alias Tourney '14 Rep Power: 777844	Blanco didn't really connect or make much sense, mkg wasn't great but was barley enough for the w.

09-23-2014, 11:08 AM	#10
jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816225	MKG had a decent bar, straight to the point about his pic Blancos bar made me lol bcuz it reminded me of that one song where the rapper (cant remember who) said "how they do that there?!" idk if Blanco intended it like that but it also flowed smoothly when i read it even though it rhymed off the exact same word. so ima go with the entertainment value of this matchup... mvgt Blanco Last edited by jilti; 09-23-2014 at 11:15 AM.

09-23-2014, 08:44 PM	#11
murda sho Shonami Surf Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,069 Battle Record: 24-16 Champed - Bad Blood II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV - 1-2 Punch League - Shadow Boxing Rep Power: 42758479	Avi plays are the worst man... Blanco if your punch was worded a little better it would have been fatal.. MKG wasn't terrible.. i just really hate avi plays.. so mvgt: Blanco __________________ "aim impeccable if I miss somebody I aint seen em in a while"

09-23-2014, 11:36 PM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	lol @Blanco Bishop didnt u just a few wks ago critique me for rhyming same word? Lol see how that wrks...n I only just noticed __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

09-24-2014, 01:14 PM	#14
MKG Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 481 Battle Record: 2-2 Rep Power: 0	Lol

09-24-2014, 07:13 PM	#15
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Blanco Bishop: I liked this quite a bit. The concept was sharp and personal. But you didn't quite set it up right with "classic battles." You could have said, "I use text veterans as measuring sticks, you ask them how they do that." The that/that rhyme was bad, though. MKG: This could be interpreted as a feed, though I don't mind it for that. But this is way too direct and not very clever. Vote: Blanco Bishop __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.