HOF me.

[Tic]

Lol @Destroyer

AK gets my vote.

[Useless]

V. No to the new name lol wtf

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Useless

V. No to the new name lol wtf

[Orc]

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

Negative, hades. Your hubris is unwarranted as you're only backed by a cadre of less than 20 internet henchman. Your writing isn't good enough and wordplay is not a replacement for real life experience and writing acumen, which you lack in the true sense. All you do is try to act and look suave...superficially. where's the penetrating insight into reality? riiight, there is none. Journalism is a decaying field anyways, but even in a decaying field you are subpar. OMG NYC YOU ARE A LOSER STFU IDIOT. Ummm, no. Certain works for sports illustrated or some shit. I can out write him on a good day but all you can do is think of dumb ass wordplay my wigga.expand your perspective.

Thank you for the pointers.

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Useless

V. No to the new name lol wtf

bro i kno ur not talkin about names.

[Meth]

Sonned

[dead man]

V/ in

[Frank]

How bout me? @deadman

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

bro i kno ur not talkin about names.

U changed it back????

Lol what was it...something sparrow

[Meth]

Stack Sparrow lol

[Ghost1]

Lol legit thought it was @neighbor

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol legit thought it was @neighbor

legit will stomp on ur lit on fire corpse right in front of ur slut daughter.
fuckin roof her barbie dolls & fuckin push her stroller into 5 o'clock traffic.

i will ruin somthing in ur life.

[Ghost1]

LOL shut ur fuck ass up. I'll fucking punch ur girlfriend in the mouth with bricks tied to my hands then deflower ur first born child's asshole woth a croquet mallet while I sing a song I wrote about how ur such a dirty garbage spic person line beard shit fuck in the tune of ur a fagot minor.

[Meth]

Ur a faggot minor LOL

[Allen Knight]

lmaoo.

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

LOL shut ur fuck ass up. I'll fucking punch ur girlfriend in the mouth with bricks tied to my hands then deflower ur first born child's asshole woth a croquet mallet while I sing a song I wrote about how ur such a dirty garbage spic person line beard shit fuck in the tune of ur a fagot minor.

[Certain]

This is probably the best thing I've written on this site to be honest:

Originally Posted by Certain

Lunch was a meatball sub, marinara drizzled over it.
Anthony was sober, yet still screamed at the dude who toasted it.
"FUCK! I'm going to fuck this hot milf and need my energy."
Anthony was sober, yet still thought he might be getting V.
But fuck it, Anthony sat down and ate his sandwich,
in Harrisburg, where a swoll I-talian had an advantage
over these small-dick WASPs. Not that his sausage was huge,
but he was all right with it. And he had the meatballs, too.
He knew this one milf named Ally. Her son was autistic.
He'd have that pussy so spread another kid might drop with it.
The text read, "Hey, when can you break for a minute?"
Anthony knew his daughter wouldn't want a retard to visit,
so he wasn't going for the playdate angle that usually works.
Five minutes passed. She responded, "Let's screw after church."
Whoa, Anthony doesn't usually get that kind of reply,
so he sent a pic of his bulge with a tissue-stuffer lining his thigh.
Today was Thursday, though. FUCK! Anthony's patience was thin.
"Hey, can we make it sooner? I might be taken by then."
The joke didn't go over well, but he coaxed a response.
"Sure, my ex has Tommy tomorrow. Come by at, oh, 6 o'clock."
He spent the rest of his night drinking and making a video mag
and no-showing a championship match like he's bigger than that.
He would have jerked, too, but he needed to be ready for sex.
plus his ball sweat was smelling like that sub: spaghetti and death.

Anthony listened to Rocky soundtracks to prepare for the date,
with his persistent 3 o'clock shadow game, he'd swear he looked great.
Axe covered his rotten scrotum. Ally wouldn't know the difference.
So he pulled on his jeans, so fly he even forgot to zip it.
He walks up to her house about five fifty-three.
"Come in." Such a sexy tone. Anthony's thinking, Are you kidding me?
Anthony hasn't been laid once since he created his daughter,
or so he thinks. She's actually spawn of some black dude named Arian Foster.
But whatever. That's neither here nor there, and Ally's both.
She's in a tiny nighty, complete with the Cleopatra pose.
Anthony approaches, ready to get his fuck game on REAL BIG,
and as he goes to kiss her, she reveals a wig.
"FUCK YOU BITCH DIE YOU COCKSUCKER I TOLD YOU I WOULD KILL BITCH!"
"Wait, Ally? Allen. Allen FUCKING KNIGHT?! YOU DID THIS SHIT?"
Allen Knight pulled out the chainsaw under the chair
and sliced Anthony in half with one thunderous snare.
Anthony had a closed-casket funeral, but there's one positive twist.
His daughter met her real father and immediately realized how much more awesome he is.
And she plans to thank Allen Knight some day.
Sexually.
Probably by swallowing dick.

[Adonis]

Originally Posted by Certain

This is probably the best thing I've written on this site to be honest:

I sent you an email asking if you knew when the last time you updated the AOWL spreadsheet was?

Going to catch it up after this season

[Frank]

@Certain

Where is that verse you had written in a southern twang? I want to read that one time real fast old friend. Sup with you. If get the chance, vote on me vs witty this week.

How bout those Mets

Almost feel like you need a Daniel Murphy avy

[Amen.]

so other niggas trying to get HOF in allen knights HOF thread

makes sense

I vote yes for everyone