BAL: Larold (0-0) vs chamber (0-0) - Chamber wins

Lotto Smirk · 10-28-2015, 03:55 AM

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@Dick Sucking Lip Larold
@Chamber

8===D~~~~(}: · 10-28-2015, 11:40 AM

Thank you

Check

8===D~~~~(}: · 10-28-2015, 01:45 PM

ur girls young, dumb, & she cnt cook. that's jus sumthn u wish
wenever she whips up sumthn its bubble gum bubble gum.. in a dish
ur prolly a punk rock faggot, addicted to pain like its coo'
got sumthn sooooo ear piercing
it'll gauge ur lobes wider than any taper cud do
he's been accused of biting several times..I don't like this jerk
if u want credit for ur rhymes put em in quotations & cite ur work
you a Harry Potter fan or sumthn? what type of shit are you on
if he's got a Chamber of Secrets I'm expelling this nerd wit the flick of a wand
I'll fuck u up wit these hands, u can't handle the power
cuz just one Pisa this fist'll leave u leaned like the Eiffel Tower
You dumped ur girl bcuz ur gay, n I think she's glad that u left her
u went from a complete bird ass nigga to a dude who's only lookin for pecker

: {)

Chamber · 10-28-2015, 06:42 PM

your wack zelph go back to rb.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Sucking Lip Larold

can I do the mag?

if u did the mag it would be garbage..cause noone cares u troll,
theres never a time lacerate others, everyone on this site can tear his soul.
stop actin like ur black n hood...u'll get a quick smackin,
we all kno this zellweger aint nothin but a retarded white bitch acting.
i'ma finger blast every slut in ur fam...go ape on clits,
i'll pimp ur niese an fist fuck her harder than breaking in a baseball mitt.
i'll squeeze till the clip empty cause im donning techs,
when i 'black mass' amounts of shells rip the top of ur wig off like johnny deep.
i'll cripple ur whole bloodline pussy...them punks are weak bitch,
have every family member of larynx snapped in half n voice box crushed to pieces.
i'm encouraging u to commit suicide over shit..boggling ur mental,
since ur carrying some weight on ur soul, i'll be a pallet off a hollow in ur temple.

Meth · 10-29-2015, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Sucking Lip Larold

ur girls young, dumb, & she cnt cook. that's jus sumthn u wish
wenever she whips up sumthn its bubble gum bubble gum.. in a dish
--lol wtf but lol
ur prolly a punk rock faggot, addicted to pain like its coo'
got sumthn sooooo ear piercing
it'll gauge ur lobes wider than any taper cud do
--decent idea
he's been accused of biting several times..I don't like this jerk
if u want credit for ur rhymes put em in quotations & cite ur work
--nah
you a Harry Potter fan or sumthn? what type of shit are you on
if he's got a Chamber of Secrets I'm expelling this nerd wit the flick of a wand
--this needed to be a double concept to work. too simple. plus there was a chamber of secrets line on him the other day in the fn
I'll fuck u up wit these hands, u can't handle the power
cuz just one Pisa this fist'll leave u leaned like the Eiffel Tower
--played
You dumped ur girl bcuz ur gay, n I think she's glad that u left her
u went from a complete bird ass nigga to a dude who's only lookin for pecker
--nah

: {)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chamber

your wack zelph go back to rb.

if u did the mag it would be garbage..cause noone cares u troll,
theres never a time lacerate others, everyone on this site can tear his soul.
--what is the lacerate wp bcuz im not seeing it? or did u forget a word? or is it lass a rate? idk im just not seeing it. sorry
stop actin like ur black n hood...u'll get a quick smackin,
we all kno this zellweger aint nothin but a retarded white bitch acting.
--lol this is nice tho
i'ma finger blast every slut in ur fam...go ape on clits,
i'll pimp ur niese an fist fuck her harder than breaking in a baseball mitt.
--eh the jon niese/niece reference is pretty out there. not sure how many people will get it tbh. its ok
i'll squeeze till the clip empty cause im donning techs,
when i 'black mass' amounts of shells rip the top of ur wig off like johnny deep.
--ok
i'll cripple ur whole bloodline pussy...them punks are weak bitch,
have every family member of larynx snapped in half n voice box crushed to pieces.
--nice
i'm encouraging u to commit suicide over shit..boggling ur mental,
since ur carrying some weight on ur soul, i'll be a pallet off a hollow in ur temple
--eh.

tcool verse from chamber

still confused on that first line. idk. feel free to call me retarded or something idk im just not seeing it.

rest of the verse was cool, some good lines.

larold was pretty weak

v/ chamber

Useless · 10-30-2015, 12:10 PM

Nothing

Vs.

stop actin like ur black n hood...u'll get a quick smackin,
we all kno this zellweger aint nothin but a retarded white bitch acting.
i'ma finger blast every slut in ur fam...go ape on clits,
i'll pimp ur niese an fist fuck her harder than breaking in a baseball mitt.
i'll cripple ur whole bloodline pussy...them punks are weak bitch,
have every family member of larynx snapped in half n voice box crushed to pieces

Overall: this was one sided. Zelph had some really played shit and a cpl lines that was just wack, like his opener...lmao tf is that? He had a couple that coulda been decent like ear piercing and chamber of secrets but they fell flat. Chambers verse was better overall but I wasn't really feelin much from him either. The lines I quoted were decent but nothing great. Disappointing battle, I only voted cuz I seen no one else has, and I see why tbh lol.

V. Chamber

Nameflip · 10-31-2015, 09:30 AM

Chamber one sided. I felt gay after reading the first dudes. Kidding but I'm not

8===D~~~~(}: · 10-31-2015, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nameflip

Chamber one sided. I felt gay after reading the first dudes. Kidding but I'm not

Don't act like that opener ain't fire

Letterman · 10-31-2015, 11:29 AM

The credit for your rhymes and ear piercing lines had potential, you just didn't execute them well enough.

Vs

Zellweger ehh, could be cool but I'm on the fence about whether it's actually the same as saying zel wigger. Baseball mitt was decent. Not sure if I'm just missing the larynx wordplay or overthinking it.

Chamber had the better verse overall so he takes this.

v/Chamber

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 04:27 PM

ear piercing

vs

zel, black mass

though chamber was inconsistant he had more quotables

v/gaymber

10-28-2015, 03:55 AM	#1
Lotto Smirk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,153 Battle Record: 37-49 Rep Power: 2665830	BAL: Larold (0-0) vs chamber (0-0) - Chamber wins Battle Arena League Rules Due Dates: Verses are due WEDNESDAY , 11:59 PM PST. Extensions are 24 hours You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION PER MONTH. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes. Line Limit: Min. = 10 lines Max. = 12 lines NO EXCEPTIONS General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will be disqualified. A check in IS NOTmandatory. Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @Dick Sucking Lip Larold @Chamber Last edited by Meth; 10-28-2015 at 01:10 PM.

10-31-2015, 09:30 AM	#7
Nameflip I contribute nothing here Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 352 Battle Record: 1-6 Rep Power: 3679433	Chamber one sided. I felt gay after reading the first dudes. Kidding but I'm not __________________ + SUMMER SICKSTEEN +

10-28-2015, 11:40 AM	#2
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	Thank you Check

10-28-2015, 01:45 PM	#3
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	ur girls young, dumb, & she cnt cook. that's jus sumthn u wish wenever she whips up sumthn its bubble gum bubble gum.. in a dish ur prolly a punk rock faggot, addicted to pain like its coo' got sumthn sooooo ear piercing it'll gauge ur lobes wider than any taper cud do he's been accused of biting several times..I don't like this jerk if u want credit for ur rhymes put em in quotations & cite ur work you a Harry Potter fan or sumthn? what type of shit are you on if he's got a Chamber of Secrets I'm expelling this nerd wit the flick of a wand I'll fuck u up wit these hands, u can't handle the power cuz just one Pisa this fist'll leave u leaned like the Eiffel Tower You dumped ur girl bcuz ur gay, n I think she's glad that u left her u went from a complete bird ass nigga to a dude who's only lookin for pecker : {)

10-30-2015, 12:10 PM	#6
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Nothing Vs. stop actin like ur black n hood...u'll get a quick smackin, we all kno this zellweger aint nothin but a retarded white bitch acting. i'ma finger blast every slut in ur fam...go ape on clits, i'll pimp ur niese an fist fuck her harder than breaking in a baseball mitt. i'll cripple ur whole bloodline pussy...them punks are weak bitch, have every family member of larynx snapped in half n voice box crushed to pieces Overall: this was one sided. Zelph had some really played shit and a cpl lines that was just wack, like his opener...lmao tf is that? He had a couple that coulda been decent like ear piercing and chamber of secrets but they fell flat. Chambers verse was better overall but I wasn't really feelin much from him either. The lines I quoted were decent but nothing great. Disappointing battle, I only voted cuz I seen no one else has, and I see why tbh lol. V. Chamber

10-31-2015, 11:29 AM	#9
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	The credit for your rhymes and ear piercing lines had potential, you just didn't execute them well enough. Vs Zellweger ehh, could be cool but I'm on the fence about whether it's actually the same as saying zel wigger. Baseball mitt was decent. Not sure if I'm just missing the larynx wordplay or overthinking it. Chamber had the better verse overall so he takes this. v/Chamber