BAL: Useless (1-0) vs Puravida (1-0) - Useless wins

Lotto Smirk · 10-21-2015, 12:37 PM

Battle Arena League

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due WEDNESDAY , 11:59 PM PST.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION PER MONTH. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 12 lines
NO EXCEPTIONS

General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS NOTmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

@puravida
@Useless

Useless · 10-21-2015, 08:08 PM

10...
@Lotto Smirk this isn't due till next Wednesday? Lol ok

puravida · 10-22-2015, 07:55 PM

ight U

Lotto Smirk · 10-29-2015, 04:22 AM

@Useless
@puravida

Useless · 10-29-2015, 06:59 PM

@puravida @Lotto Smirk

Pura Vida aka Pure Life

I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack...
they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac.
I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.
u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt...
riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction.

....ez

puravida · 10-29-2015, 10:08 PM

we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit
cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked...
he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks.
watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league
donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat,
when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech
he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction
I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction
the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over.
one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker
@Lotto Smirk @Useless

Schadenfreude · 10-30-2015, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless

Purifier, meal ticket, closer.

Cool verse, some clever flips, 3 hit, 2 didn't, they were either too familiar or stale.

Quote:

Originally Posted by puravida

Joe Dirt, sign out, motivational speech.

Good verse, the opener could been smoother, but I still liked it,
otherwise delivery was too straight forward, w/o a clever flip to it.

Overall I leaning USELESS, but only barely tho, I just liked his flips more.

Chamber · 10-30-2015, 01:22 PM

I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack...
they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac.
nah
I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
nice
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
nope
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.
good
u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt...
riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction.
nice closer

verse

we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit
cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked...
good
he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks.
watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league
nah to bland
donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat,
when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech
ok
he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction
I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction
good
the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over.
one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker
nah

vote; useless takes this by a little imo, both had misses but both had cool lines..
i think useless had lotb with the reaction bar it was good...pura opener was cool
he had acouple other solid bars but i felt use took this barley...ok battle.

Letterman · 10-31-2015, 11:19 AM

I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.

Vs

Nothing. Pura had a couple cool concepts but his wording and executions ruined them. Like the strip poker "one move n less gets removed off the thread" horribly worded. Same with the motivational speech one. "When life gives useless a push" is just worded weird. Could've fixed that one up to be stronger.

I got Useless taking this

v/Use

Nameflip · 10-31-2015, 02:45 PM

Pura was bland to me and he needs to not stretch his lines.

The other guy was OK and did enough to win.

USELESS

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-31-2015, 04:14 PM

purifier, chemist

vs

speech

not really any super hard hitting lines from either. pura coulda reworked that 1-2 personal to make something out of it but it kinda fell flat. if he did woulda been closer

v/use

10-21-2015, 12:37 PM	#1
Lotto Smirk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,153 Battle Record: 37-49 Rep Power: 2665830	BAL: Useless (1-0) vs Puravida (1-0) - Useless wins Battle Arena League Rules Due Dates: Verses are due WEDNESDAY , 11:59 PM PST. Extensions are 24 hours You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION PER MONTH. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes. Line Limit: Min. = 10 lines Max. = 12 lines NO EXCEPTIONS General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will be disqualified. A check in IS NOTmandatory. Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @puravida @Useless Last edited by Lotto Smirk; 10-21-2015 at 12:47 PM.

10-21-2015, 08:08 PM	#2
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	10... @Lotto Smirk this isn't due till next Wednesday? Lol ok Last edited by Useless; 10-21-2015 at 08:11 PM.

10-22-2015, 07:55 PM	#3
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732139	ight U __________________

10-29-2015, 10:08 PM	#6
puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732139	we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked... he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks. watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat, when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over. one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker @Lotto Smirk @Useless __________________ Last edited by puravida; 10-29-2015 at 10:15 PM.

10-30-2015, 01:22 PM	#8
Chamber The conquer. Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 409 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Fight Night 8 - Fight Night 9 Rep Power: 52027159	I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack... they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac. nah I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious... then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience. nice quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride... but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide. nope saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt... if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month. good u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt... riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction. nice closer verse we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked... good he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks. watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league nah to bland donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat, when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech ok he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction good the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over. one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker nah vote; useless takes this by a little imo, both had misses but both had cool lines.. i think useless had lotb with the reaction bar it was good...pura opener was cool he had acouple other solid bars but i felt use took this barley...ok battle. Last edited by Chamber; 10-30-2015 at 01:25 PM.

10-29-2015, 04:22 AM	#4
Lotto Smirk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,153 Battle Record: 37-49 Rep Power: 2665830	@Useless @puravida

10-29-2015, 06:59 PM	#5
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	@puravida @Lotto Smirk Pura Vida aka Pure Life I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack... they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac. I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious... then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience. quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride... but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide. saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt... if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month. u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt... riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction. ....ez

10-31-2015, 11:19 AM	#9
Letterman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 15-11 Rep Power: 374701	I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious... then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience. quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride... but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide. saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt... if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month. Vs Nothing. Pura had a couple cool concepts but his wording and executions ruined them. Like the strip poker "one move n less gets removed off the thread" horribly worded. Same with the motivational speech one. "When life gives useless a push" is just worded weird. Could've fixed that one up to be stronger. I got Useless taking this v/Use

10-31-2015, 02:45 PM	#10
Nameflip I contribute nothing here Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 352 Battle Record: 1-6 Rep Power: 3679433	Pura was bland to me and he needs to not stretch his lines. The other guy was OK and did enough to win. USELESS __________________ + SUMMER SICKSTEEN +