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11-15-2015, 01:29 AM | #1 |
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BAL Championship Match: Orc (3-0) vs. Wavy Crockett (3-0) - WAVY WINS
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11-16-2015, 07:15 AM | #4 |
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11-17-2015, 08:58 AM | #5 | |
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how u just sitting and cute?! maan i'll never be as vicious as you with a fucking biceps sooo big that Giant Hand Jones couldn't even grip it in two what u've done for NC is bold and amazing; the fucking soul of a nation you grew that hairline with a drop down function just so Diode could fix the notifications &&& when you start writing it's the most lasting of songs, man fuckkk Poker -- the hand YOU were dealt was being both handsome and strong Just looking at this major deal's face is real. it makes me feel Don't worry.. even if the chips are down u'll still have laser beams and razor schemes last time u beat me i knew u were a legend on a whim, ur gonna win shittt i didn't know when the Belwas. &&now u gotta jawline as Strong as him if i were a Disney Prince i'd take u to the ball, we'd dance thru till the dawn a pulled up hood and glasses isn't douchey at all; it even makes ur friend look beautiful bald |
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11-17-2015, 11:40 AM | #6 |
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Ahem
You're that strong white like a package of coke; all savage & yolked Such a massive heart throb, grandpa at the back table started having a stroke He's like a Grecian Zeus sculpted; arms swole from some illegal new substance TJ's got the kind of jawbone definition anatomy textbooks couldn't even do justice It's Mr. Steal Your Girl - his abdominals placed him at the top of the rankings Be honest, you're only holding up "banter" cause that physique can stop conversations Such a youthful spectacle, guy on your left needed his glasses to see right He makes everyone casually seem like they're 70; it's actually Teen Night Idk how many hoes that I asked who thought your photo's enhanced It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap You've got that Rambo bod - I bet you go commando often ;) W/ that mammoth Johnson; fuck Orlando Bloom, you look like Orlando Blossomed <3
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11-17-2015, 02:01 PM | #7 |
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This is brilliant. Props to both for having me genuinely laughing throughout. Others will break this down but it could go either way. But the greatest lol for me was Wavys...It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap.
Shit was lotb. Vote wavy. Props to both. |
11-17-2015, 03:14 PM | #8 |
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Lol props
Neigh had a few more to me I can do a breakdown if u guys want .....his just had a few more that leaned me tho Awesome regardless from both lmao |
11-17-2015, 08:41 PM | #9 |
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orc started off real strong and was def hilarious.. wavy killed this tho, the banter line leaned me.. solid stuff marlo and shuffle t
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11-17-2015, 08:52 PM | #10 |
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Started out pretty funny, the first were nice, but u died down in the last 3 bars.
Hilarious straight thru, wasn't feeling a couple, but the quote literally had me LOLing. Overall WAVY NEIGHBOR took this "compliment" battle..even tho I hate those, this was somewhat classical. |
11-18-2015, 09:53 AM | #11 |
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yeah Neigh got this
orc started off FIRE at the beginning first six were nice Wavy just had that bit extra here, jawbone definition was dope to me, heart throb was cool, banter was ill first six too out the gate were all nice neigh got it
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11-19-2015, 05:02 PM | #12 |
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This was super even
Pretty much everything was funny from both of you But then neigh dropped that Orlando blossomed shit and I fucking lost it Dope shit V/ Neighvy Crockett
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11-19-2015, 07:48 PM | #13 |
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This battle was hilarious. Rarely does something online make me laugh irl but several lines from this battle did.
Orc started off nice but he had a couple that was just aite. Wavy stayed dope/funny throughout. Props to both. V. Wavy |
11-20-2015, 02:49 PM | #14 |
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how u just sitting and cute?! maan i'll never be as vicious as you
with a fucking biceps sooo big that Giant Hand Jones couldn't even grip it in two lol &&& when you start writing it's the most lasting of songs, man fuckkk Poker -- the hand YOU were dealt was being both handsome and strong hahaha this one was my favorite vs. It's Mr. Steal Your Girl - his abdominals placed him at the top of the rankings Be honest, you're only holding up "banter" cause that physique can stop conversations lmao Idk how many hoes that I asked who thought your photo's enhanced It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap wow You've got that Rambo bod - I bet you go commando often ;) W/ that mammoth Johnson; fuck Orlando Bloom, you look like Orlando Blossomed haha nice I liked this, lotta funny stuff Orc's drop down notifications & laser beams/razor schemes were good too Heart throb & jawbone definition on point from Wavy Nice work here good change of pace... I thought Wavy out-complimented him by a bar V/ Wavy |
11-21-2015, 05:49 PM | #15 |
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I enjoyed this one. Like its been said Orc started off good and dialed it in midway down.
i have Neigh.. that heart throb, banter and Orlando blossomed got me, lol.. vote - wavy |
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