09-02-2016, 04:20 PM | #61 |
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We don't need to. I just made up a voice in my head.
Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0 Servant Journalist is an unknown quantity at this point Default Let's Not Damn I wish this tech stuff was a joke and not satire. I Would have loved to post this publicly on the thread, instead of just here to you. Servant Journalist, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons: Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system? If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation. -------------- OVERBET27 Warning: Account Locked Temporarily This account is locked temporarily for 12 hours because of security concerns. Please try signing in later. For additional help, please contact Yahoo Customer Care online. ---------------------------------------------- Aero, there was a text message i sent today in my real life that tied the story up nicely (yet again).. Had something to do with my mother. Just like earlier, when I referenced my Father in the mag. IT'S NOT JUST DICE AND MATHS. IT'S GENETICS TOO. IT'S FROM WHEN YOU'RE A ZYGOTE. ---OhHHHHH THE SWEET PRECIOUS NECTAR CAREFUL, PHARAOH DID NOT KNOW OF THIS VOICE UNTIL AFTER HE WROTE HOUSE OF LEAVES! His name rhymes with yours!! Servant Journalist is online now Forward Message (fake) Aero: "So are all your other masters. You can go online netcees whenever you wish." I'm a student of the Truth. Bushido |
09-02-2016, 04:29 PM | #62 |
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Lol you're lucky they took away my banning privileges
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09-02-2016, 06:11 PM | #63 |
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09-02-2016, 08:08 PM | #64 |
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09-03-2016, 02:38 AM | #65 |
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"Do what is right. Not what you should."
Hey @Servant Journalist Back when you had a Godcomplex, you bounced this off a friend of yours. Topically. It was from a fortune cookie. I guess you're not god. God is timeless. You had a limited shelf life. Nice job on those timestamps though ^ Of course the universe is paradoxical. Anyone can write about it. That's only new to you because you trapped yourself in splits. Thanks though. This was easier than recommending a book for people to read about a fictional person. (< sarcasm). I'm sure you'll read these verses at some point though. Maybe even talk about them. And post some pics you referenced yesterday, as well as a few other Meta feedbacks from non-writers who texted you today. |
09-03-2016, 02:45 AM | #66 |
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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YO HOO U TALKIN LIKE DAT DAUFW BB WOT
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09-03-2016, 03:51 AM | #67 |
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lmao is house of leaves just a more coherent pharoahs army alias or what?
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09-03-2016, 08:16 AM | #68 |
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Pharaoh alias...yes. more coherent? Nigga wat
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Pharaohs: Did I watch that cool meta Traffic movie a few nights ago to make you House?.. Or was it because it's an awesome movie and I just felt like it that night on Netflix? House: Both. And none. The Tolstoy offense works both ways. And it also works no ways, with coincidence and fiction flying all around. emcee_squared: ANYmore questions? vapeo: SO MANY. MUST LIVE WITH FAIR DICE AND CARDZ!!! servant journalist: no more questions. it is coherent.* |
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09-03-2016, 10:27 AM | #70 |
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09-03-2016, 11:28 AM | #71 |
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Lol
Is this what he's usually like? Can't say I ever read a pharaoh post before he started pming me aha |
09-03-2016, 12:03 PM | #72 |
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lmao so pharoah is vapeo?
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09-06-2016, 07:39 AM | #73 |
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I'm sure pharaoh will get around to reading those verses. He now has free will.
08/09 Halloween topical idea http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016...ric-terms.html David Brooks unloaded in the New York Times: “With each passing week he displays the classic symptoms of medium-grade mania in more disturbing forms: inflated self-esteem, sleeplessness, impulsivity, aggression and a compulsion to offer advice on subjects he knows nothing about. “His speech patterns are like something straight out of a psychiatric textbook.” “He also cannot be contained because he lacks the inner equipment that makes decent behavior possible. So many of our daily social interactions depend on a basic capacity for empathy. But Trump displays an absence of this quality…He is a slave to his own pride, compelled by a childlike impulse to lash out at anything that threatens his fragile identity.” “This is beyond narcissism…His needs are more primitive, an infantile hunger for approval and praise, a craving that can never be satisfied. He lives in a cocoon of solipsism where the world outside himself has value — indeed exists — only insofar as it sustains and inflates him “He seems to understand that if you produce a steady stream of sufficiently stupefying statements, there will be no time to dwell on any one of them, and the net effect on the public will be numbness and ennui. So, for example, while the nation has been considering his interesting decision to try to expand his appeal.." 8/30 Tearful Hope Solo fumes about U.S. Soccer suspension in new video BY: Leander Schaerlaeckens Video has emerged of the moments after longtime United States women’s national team goalkeeper Hope Solo found out U.S. Soccer had suspended her for six months and terminated her contract for calling the Swedish national team “cowards” following a quarterfinal loss at the Rio Olympics. Solo was being filmed by Fullscreen for an upcoming documentary “Keeping Score,” but a clip was published by TMZ Sports on Tuesday. It shows a furious, distraught and teary-eyed Solo as she told her husband, former NFL player Jerramy Stevens, about the punitive measures. “Six months suspension, no pay, terminated contract,” she tells him, walking into a conference room of some sort, as he wraps her in a hug. “Effective immediately.” “Terminated contract!” Solo says to whoever is behind the camera, jabbing her finger into the table. “Not just a suspension.” “How can they do both?” Stevens asks, incredulously. “It’s both,” Solo responds, raising her arms. “Seventeen [expletive] years, and it’s over!” she shouts in the next snippet. While in the heat of the moment, Solo’s conclusion about her national team career — which produced two Olympic gold medals, a Women’s World Cup trophy, a World Cup final lost on penalties, and Golden Glove awards at both those tournaments — is probably right. Although the soccer federation hasn’t indicated that she no longer has a future with the national team, it’s widely believed that Solo won’t return. Her national team career, dating back to 2000, is littered with records and incidents alike. The federation suspended her because of the cumulative heft of a series of public outbursts and run-ins with the law. The team will likely move on with other goalkeepers. What’s more, Solo is 35 and will turn 38 the summer of the next Women’s World Cup in 2019. That’s old even for a goalkeeper, especially one with a history of shoulder injuries. As such, her emotional reaction was understandable. This was likely the end for Solo in the U.S. jersey, and she knew it. UPDATE: The New York Times has published a statement from Solo in which she announced that she won’t be returning to her National Women’s Soccer League club, the Seattle Reign, this season. “Coming to terms with the fact that I was fired from the U.S. women’s national team after 17 years of service has been devastating,” she wrote. “After careful consideration, I have decided to end my season with the Seattle Reign, an organization I love playing for. Mentally, I am not there yet.” |
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ill wrap ur head around a pipe u cross dressing fagot pielanza
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09-07-2016, 01:43 AM | #77 |
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I've read five battles (including the closed one) and will vote on the four open ones tomorrow. I need more time to think. A lot of these verses show writers trying to pull out all the stops.
I don't need feed on my verse, really. It was a really good idea that I took 30 minutes to execute and did so sloppily.
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AP - http://www.yahoo.com/news/frenchwoma...145515477.html Despite Pharaoh's polls showing that Trump was closing in on Clinton, I couldn't believe it. Somewhere deep down I'd buried the truth. The truth that dice are in fact, fair. WHY I had chosen to test this hypothesis repetitively?, If only I knew. Perhaps a higher power or something innate inside of me had said "Zygote." The scope of the final critique made him wish he was dead.. The night before the Halloween topical dispersion (see last post for date), He had literally thought about dialing Vertias'- James' actual #. He couldn't find it in a thread. And his paranoia and recent cell phone and email breaches prevented him from doing it when he first saw it.. His cold emotions took the temperature of the room. He still grappled with his own sociopathic nature & tendencies. Wondering if they'd help. Wondering if they'd "change". Wondering if life was worth living, and if it Was, how "bloody" would the internet have to get.. He wished it was over. He wished friends and foes alike would erase the damage. Knowing that he'd only seen a fraction of a %, in over the course of the last 2 months.. The Fall Classic was over, and as a fully developed human, he just wished his egomaniac bodyguards understood the ending.. And wouldn't "cull" years of, for their own critical sense of humor. The conduit and the ego appeared to be "trapped" within each other.. With no satisfying resolution, until one saw the stakes, and one saw the truth. As I became engrossed in this journal entry, I wondered if it'd help. I guess I had finally admitted to myself that the only thing that would help, would be if I admitted it to myself.. I remembered the "trippy" "air" of the Colorado bookstore clerk's tone, as she told me: no. Those 2 Mandlebrot books are no longer on our shelves. But we DID at some point have them.." My ferocious appetite would have to wait. Boy I wish I didn't deny myself down in that state. Deny myself the temptation of browsing those pot-shops for different strains, or the commerce around the market as a whole. @Vulgar I thought about bouncing an idea off a nameless, vulgar associate.. The idea that maybe even the largest of holocausts sometimes remain in denial. "The hunt was on whether I knew it or not".. And while I knew the rabbit would be spooked by gainz, particularly in the fields of technology, I just wondered how genetically ingrained his sociopathic tendencies really were-- with respect for his hunt for the inconvenient truth. |
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09-22-2016, 07:08 PM | #79 |
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I've come here to glimpse my rant which occurred over 2 weeks ago.
(Gosh has it been that long). Ya know, One time I said "Let's Make a Deal". Insane or not, I thought I made it pretty clear that I had changed my ways... had to get some data out of my system... in return I would interact with the community more respectfully. The Servant Journalist, having finally laid the framework for the House of Leaves, was planning to return Halloween, and put up polls, asking to do nice things... voting on battles, feeding some OMs, etc. And me - tom, pharaoh.. wanted to come back, perhaps Halloween with a Round1 Mag of some sort. The Servant Journalist was locked out. Due to security concerns. Understandable. "Editing someone else's post" being one of the privileged concerns. It appears the deal is deteriorating. As my posts on this PreMag thread appear to have been edited by someone other than me. Apparently the word e.g.o. has been replaced with "fatwife fat wife". Very funny. This same affect could probably have been achieved if someone made their own post addressing me, or addressing my rant-- instead of editing my words. SOOOOOOOOOOOO While I admittedly was insane at the time...I was not far off from the truth. Whoever is responsible for changing words in my post is a HYPOCRITE. Their fat wifefat wifefat wife is partly to blame -- when a fly on the wall drinks the nectar and holds up dark mirrors. I didn't like what I saw in my mirror. I'm working towards changing. But it appears as though at least 1 person here (with editing privileges) is making the fatal mistake of ignoring the mirror. Or seeing the mirror but not trying to change. Have you learned nothing from my years of mistakes? Do you want to end up like me? Crazy and lost in narratives due to fat wifefat wifefat wife.? I shouldn't care. But I do. Because my words have been changed. Some people here still can't come to terms with their fat wifefat wifefat wife. They don't like the word. Don't wanna see it. Servant Journalist is an unknown quantity. This development makes him not want to serve. Makes him not want to be decent and helpful. Choose your own adventure Changing my words = Wrong Door folks We shall see. Enjoy your tournament. ------ Edit- as it has happened again, it now looks as though it is a "script change" of some sort. I guess the word has been banned in a way.. possibly for all parties, not just me. okay whatevr floats your boat Shout out to M.C.fussy I BEEN KEEPIN IT REAL THESE DAYS DAWG. RESPECT BRO Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 09-22-2016 at 07:17 PM. |
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