Jay vs. Ctrl Alt Elite - {Ctrl Alt Elite wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

NBL
Netcees Text Battle League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Wednesday,
  May 29th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 36 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

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• Must vote on 5 battles and post your links.
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• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
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• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
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• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
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• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Jay @Ctrl Alt Elite

[Jay]

ten and in

[Undead.]

fine by me

[Jay]

10 sent to Knuck Taylor

nothing says Im a man like putting up plates at the gym
but when y'all talk about delete n plates, it's more of a eating contest to him
no girl wants your kids dog, sex? you'd be the lamest tutor
women love to take ctrl.... to get euthanized or spayed and neutered
thus dude hard core? please Don't make my stomach turn sour
only dangerous thing he's ever done was laundry... during peak hours
Jay stay holding a peace maker that'll stop this broad from bluffin
after I put 2 big ass holes in ya face, you can stunt double for Lauren London
I don't discriminate with age so this kid will get damaged n hurt
keep stabbin ya shirt, n misplace the remains so fast, you'd be on Amber Alert

[Undead.]

Quick key...while at dinner!

Originally Posted by Jay

10 sent to Knuck Taylor

Its sat night & ur Sailin only to be 'Marooned in 5' w/o Warning.
& The Bitch ur adorning. She will be loved. After the 'Misery' of ya 'SunDay Mourning'.
IN text Jay ur not Hova, In ya battles w/ vets u blew.
Orc Made u out to be a Foo Fighter, the way he got the Best of You.
My Shots accurate & exceed Perimeters, Where Greats Shine.
Homie Take time. u got no shot, Just a Weak Jay. who Struggles w/ the Baseline.
Corny's' 'chronic' for u & thats Bein 'Blunt-Man'. ur A Giant Facade.
If jay tries to strike back. i'll kill POps & 'Dog-ma' makin him do a Silent Bob.
My bitch is Beyond Say/Beyonce. Make Bouncers Look Harder.
But ur Bitch is a Solange. so Bouncer's look cuz they only wanna Card her/Carter

[Atomic]

nothing says Im a man like putting up plates at the gym
but when y'all talk about delete n plates, it's more of a eating contest to him
......no
no girl wants your kids dog, sex? you'd be the lamest tutor
women love to take ctrl.... to get euthanized or spayed and neutered
lol wot? no
thus dude hard core? please Don't make my stomach turn sour
only dangerous thing he's ever done was laundry... during peak hours
ok...
Jay stay holding a peace maker that'll stop this broad from bluffin
after I put 2 big ass holes in ya face, you can stunt double for Lauren London
no
I don't discriminate with age so this kid will get damaged n hurt
keep stabbin ya shirt, n misplace the remains so fast, you'd be on Amber Alert
please god no


//

Its sat night & ur Sailin only to be 'Marooned in 5' w/o Warning.
& The Bitch ur adorning. She will be loved. After the 'Misery' of ya 'SunDay Mourning'.
kinda dece.
IN text Jay ur not Hova, In ya battles w/ vets u blew.
Orc Made u out to be a Foo Fighter, the way he got the Best of You.
lmao. ehhhh... not that hard of a punch but ok
My Shots accurate & exceed Perimeters, Where Greats Shine.
Homie Take time. u got no shot, Just a Weak Jay. who Struggles w/ the Baseline.
nah
Corny's' 'chronic' for u & thats Bein 'Blunt-Man'. ur A Giant Facade.
If jay tries to strike back. i'll kill POps & 'Dog-ma' makin him do a Silent Bob.
ehh, it's okay
My bitch is Beyond Say/Beyonce. Make Bouncers Look Harder.
But ur Bitch is a Solange. so Bouncer's look cuz they only wanna Card her/Carter
nah

//

Didn't enjoy the battle. Ctrl didn't completely blow tho so vote goes to him.

[FGR]

nothing says Im a man like putting up plates at the gym
but when y'all talk about delete n plates, it's more of a eating contest to him
this was alright. felt it was missing something tho idk
thus dude hard core? please Don't make my stomach turn sour
only dangerous thing he's ever done was laundry... during peak hours
okish
I don't discriminate with age so this kid will get damaged n hurt
keep stabbin ya shirt, n misplace the remains so fast, you'd be on Amber Alert
mild


vs

Its sat night & ur Sailin only to be 'Marooned in 5' w/o Warning.
& The Bitch ur adorning. She will be loved. After the 'Misery' of ya 'SunDay Mourning'
cool idea. not sure if it hit hard as a diss tho. but decent
IN text Jay ur not Hova, In ya battles w/ vets u blew.
Orc Made u out to be a Foo Fighter, the way he got the Best of You.
ok, foo/fool kinda works i guess :(

v/ Ctrl better attempts

[Defiant]

IN text Jay ur not Hova, In ya battles w/ vets u blew.
Orc Made u out to be a Foo Fighter, the way he got the Best of You.

vs

I don't discriminate with age so this kid will get damaged n hurt
keep stabbin ya shirt, n misplace the remains so fast, you'd be on Amber Alert



close battle, kinda expected more, especially from ctrl.
his misses were better tho and probally just done enough to take the win

vote - ctrl

[Spoken]

Ctrl - had the foo fighter bar and maroon 5 which was cool the silent bob reference... Ehh ... Basic.

Jay- the amber alert bar

Pretty one sided but was wanting more out of this battle had potential haymakers and shit but i git Ctrl winning