06-22-2015, 11:01 PM | #1 |
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SHADOW BOXING - Muff vs Destroyer {Muff wins}
Muff
Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn Destroyer go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard. tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection
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06-22-2015, 11:09 PM | #2 |
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A home alone line ? Jesus
Smhx9 I got hozier & wrong site Vs Dyson...which was straight fire The rest from both ssides.was.either played...poorly worded....or just boring an didn't land to me V des |
06-23-2015, 02:52 AM | #3 |
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Muff you had some pretty cool lines, I lol'd at the Dyson ball line
that go to war line was pretty memorable as well I actually lol'd at the Maculay Culkin line. I thought that worked well Des had a pretty dope opener which worked pretty well to me I had to slow down on my reading to get that Hozier line and I was like ohhhhhh I thought that closer was pretty slick too... v/ehhh I think I'm going to go have to go with Des due to the open & closer I felt Muff had some slick lines the tower of terror line was kind of a stretch for me and that Adder closer would have been dope had it been worded differently dope battle guys
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06-23-2015, 07:59 AM | #4 |
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Dyson was cool
Muff - That home alone reference/bar was possibly one of the wackest bars I'VE EVER read... Not stuntin' either son... "And make you slap yourself like................." Co'mon nigga... WTF was you thinkin w/ that one? Think you been guzzlin to much of your own semen, bruh... Shit got you PG right now, lol. vs Wrong site was iight, Hozier was solid but stretched. Des got it |
06-23-2015, 04:36 PM | #5 |
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Idk I got it different. Muff had opener LOTB and warhead.
Des had orange (runner up LOTB) and hozier. Battle is close to me but I have muff edging it with his opener. STOP SWAYING FAGGOT. |
06-23-2015, 06:55 PM | #6 |
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I think Hush only set this battle up to spite me
but I'll keep this as balanced a vote as possible Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums solid Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days like it but the punchline seemed a bit wordy this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War not really feeling this you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror dope imo I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin nah Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn okish go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site dope I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on ok des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard. tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars cool idea but wasn't feeling the execution des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down this supposed to sound like 'hose-er'? cause it's pronounced 'hoe-zeer' so this is a miss imo I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut not really feeling it it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection cool wp but nothing really stinging alright thought des had the DNS bar against Muff's Dyson and Tower of terror beyond that I thought Muff had better nonquotes so IMO Muff got it though it was close v/muff |
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06-24-2015, 03:18 PM | #8 |
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3-2 Muff is up this shit retarded.
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06-24-2015, 06:25 PM | #9 |
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Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue
I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums Ehh Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days Cool this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War Okay you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror Rough wording but okay I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin Lol Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn This is cool Destroyer go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site Okay I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on Rough wording, okay though. des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard. tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars Cool des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down Sick I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut Cool it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection Okay Close V des |
06-26-2015, 09:33 AM | #10 |
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06-27-2015, 06:15 AM | #11 |
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Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue
I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums uhnnn this one's tough Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days fuck wit this too... this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War Rosie the Riveter? decent reference, connection wasn't great though... ok you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror creative... not real hardhitting but solid I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin ok Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn wasn't feelin this vs. go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site heat I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on ehhhh des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard. tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars this is cool des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down little bit off on pronunciation... ok I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut not feelin this one it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection like the idea... doesn't hit that hard though Another close one... good shit to both... Muff, thought you won first time I read this but saw you bitchin & almost didn't vote Next time I see that nonsense I'll vote against you for it. Whinin bout votes... is that real nigga shit? Muff had Dyson & Warheads... tower of terror was solid. Des had ***he, prison bars was cool. Both had some creative concepts & solid verses... Overall Muff had the better one here in my opinion though V/ Muff |
06-28-2015, 09:49 AM | #12 |
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Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue
I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums LOL surprised I haven't seen this used before but it's fresh to me at least Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days pretty cool this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War not feeling this one as much as your first two tbh but okayish you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror solid as fuck. Maybe a little wordy but not a problem or me I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin LOL I didn't find this anywhere near as bad as some have made out, cool shit Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn nah not feeling the closer, maybe I'm missing somethin? Destroyer go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site LOL straight I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on I don't get the Rama thing in the setup but the actual punch is cool, good shot des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard. tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars nah not seen OITNB so this was a miss for me sorry des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down I don't get this line either tbh, it's gone completely over my head I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut yeah that's illy it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection pretty cool with the current event ish again here, solid enough I got Muff winning here, there were too many references in Des' verse I didn't get or didn't like. Call it how you will. Muff edged this IMHO good battle bruhs
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06-28-2015, 10:54 AM | #13 |
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Muff
Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days Destroyer I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on v/ Muff... I wasnt feeling Destroyers verse nothing was really connecting to me, i kinda dug the raid bar so I quoted it, the dyson vac line was a nice lil jab by Muff and that warhead line was wavy as fuck thats what got him the battle to me
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