Championship Match: Pinot Grij vs Destroyer - (Pinot wins)

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


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[Destroyer]

pics?

[Pinot Grij]

No thanks. 14-16?

[Destroyer]

14 is fine then creature

[Pinot Grij]

Need ext til tomorrow aft. S'ok?

[Destroyer]

sure

[Destroyer]

it's not fair, u were crowned champ?!?! trust me, it stops there
please come at me bro & des will stomp u fuckin swift like john mayer
grij is candy man, des will beat him & laugh while he whimpers
yeah, his mars bar was nuts... but now it's just been replaced w/snickers
pinot's a known puff, but acts like he's so tough
aint no one felt a punch from a kung fu brother since bruce leroy beat sho nuff
ur bars are all wack to me... call u the champ??? no way, son
only time these cats wanna hear pinot more is cuz they just got off probation
des comes thru soaked in gin & leaves u with swollen skin
funny how ur named after wine, which is what u will do as the votes come in
u dont belong in this league. think u truly beat nik? u kidding friend?
how ur initials be PG, yet ur verses still got all kinds of fuck n shit in them?
this nerd is green, & this aint the first time ive had to hurt a fiend
cuz i ball, Pin, and that's also the type of hammer they'll find at ur murder scene

[Pinot Grij]

You ain't no box office draw with that burn victim face - puhlease, son
The only Deadpool should be the one you got them disgusting ass genes from
I'm comin' with a .50-cal that's like a microscope - you'll be gettin' the picture
Cuz when I put the piece to your eye, the little things in life'll start lookin' so much bigger
You a cell phone salesman? Ha, I guess ya funeral's the only thing on the horizon
At least the coffin'll be roomier than the mall kiosk you spend your pathetic life in
Or I'll find a spot to dump the body - so there's no way the Feds could trace it
You'll get covered in plastic and dropped in the water - that's an Otterbox demonstration
And ya girl been in mad gangbangs with Hispanics when she drunk off the coronas
She ain't a Starbucks barista, but still come home reeking of bold Colombian aromas
And when it comes to swingin' w/ dudes - you been known to dabble in that
You keep a roster of beefy men in ya phone, and it ain't the Yahoo fantasy app
Ain't no way Des a contender, you got no place in the Champ finals
Orc forcin' names where they don't belong - I guess he thought this was the mag title

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

it's not fair, u were crowned champ?!?! trust me, it stops there
please come at me bro & des will stomp u fuckin swift like john mayer
so-so
grij is candy man, des will beat him & laugh while he whimpers
yeah, his mars bar was nuts... but now it's just been replaced w/snickers
lol
pinot's a known puff, but acts like he's so tough
aint no one felt a punch from a kung fu brother since bruce leroy beat sho nuff
so-so
ur bars are all wack to me... call u the champ??? no way, son
only time these cats wanna hear pinot more is cuz they just got off probation
lol
des comes thru soaked in gin & leaves u with swollen skin
funny how ur named after wine, which is what u will do as the votes come in
eh
u dont belong in this league. think u truly beat nik? u kidding friend?
how ur initials be PG, yet ur verses still got all kinds of fuck n shit in them?
so-so, bad name flip
this nerd is green, & this aint the first time ive had to hurt a fiend
cuz i ball, Pin, and that's also the type of hammer they'll find at ur murder scene
I was expecting a bowling punch, but at least you weren't predictable, so-so

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

You ain't no box office draw with that burn victim face - puhlease, son
The only Deadpool should be the one you got them disgusting ass genes from
lol, good opener
I'm comin' with a .50-cal that's like a microscope - you'll be gettin' the picture
Cuz when I put the piece to your eye, the little things in life'll start lookin' so much bigger
so-so IMO, could've been spun better
You a cell phone salesman? Ha, I guess ya funeral's the only thing on the horizon
At least the coffin'll be roomier than the mall kiosk you spend your pathetic life in
lol
Or I'll find a spot to dump the body - so there's no way the Feds could trace it
You'll get covered in plastic and dropped in the water - that's an Otterbox demonstration
dope
And ya girl been in mad gangbangs with Hispanics when she drunk off the coronas
She ain't a Starbucks barista, but still come home reeking of bold Colombian aromas
I liked the setup, ok punch imo
And when it comes to swingin' w/ dudes - you been known to dabble in that
You keep a roster of beefy men in ya phone, and it ain't the Yahoo fantasy app
decent, lol
Ain't no way Des a contender, you got no place in the Champ finals
Orc forcin' names where they don't belong - I guess he thought this was the mag title
lol, decent closer

I got PG taking this by a comfy margin of punches. I feel like Des either rushed or wasn't that inspired. MVGT Pinot

[Saitama]

grij is candy man, des will beat him & laugh while he whimpers
yeah, his mars bar was nuts... but now it's just been replaced w/snickers
pinot's a known puff, but acts like he's so tough
aint no one felt a punch from a kung fu brother since bruce leroy beat sho nuff

I liked these from des.. and the pinot more wasnt bad, I just didnt feel the impact of it..
You missed halfway down.. wine and PG lines are played...

or I'll find a spot to dump the body - so there's no way the Feds could trace it
You'll get covered in plastic and dropped in the water - that's an Otterbox demonstration
Ain't no way Des a contender, you got no place in the Champ finals
Orc forcin' names where they don't belong - I guess he thought this was the mag title

I thought that otterbox line was fire...
mag line was cool, never seen it yet on Orcs mags..
Overall verse had some clean lines...
The dissing des phone kiosk job has been done alot, imo..
But it was kindve funny but a lil corny imo..
Deadpool same, kindve a roll ur eyes, but it was aight..
Misses weren't as bad as Des..

V- Pinot

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Bruce LeRoy, PG rating & closer

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

Opener, microscope, barista (LOTB) & closer

Overall PINOT GRIJ won w/ meaner, cleaner bars. Des didn't have enough fresh concepts or heavy hitters.

[ill nik-A]

Good battle

Des, the first 8 were good, Pinot more was dope af, then u kinda fell off a bit, but I did like the pg/ bad word thing

Pinot, everything hit except beefy men, solid, this is the guy that killed it in battling back in RL


Vote Pinot

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

it's not fair, u were crowned champ?!?! trust me, it stops there
please come at me bro & des will stomp u fuckin swift like john mayer
Dont get the reference
grij is candy man, des will beat him & laugh while he whimpers
yeah, his mars bar was nuts... but now it's just been replaced w/snickers
Not following...
pinot's a known puff, but acts like he's so tough
aint no one felt a punch from a kung fu brother since bruce leroy beat sho nuff
Meh
ur bars are all wack to me... call u the champ??? no way, son
only time these cats wanna hear pinot more is cuz they just got off probation
Nah
des comes thru soaked in gin & leaves u with swollen skin
funny how ur named after wine, which is what u will do as the votes come in
Nice
u dont belong in this league. think u truly beat nik? u kidding friend?
how ur initials be PG, yet ur verses still got all kinds of fuck n shit in them?
Dope
this nerd is green, & this aint the first time ive had to hurt a fiend
cuz i ball, Pin, and that's also the type of hammer they'll find at ur murder scene
Ok closer

Vs

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

You ain't no box office draw with that burn victim face - puhlease, son
The only Deadpool should be the one you got them disgusting ass genes from
Nah
I'm comin' with a .50-cal that's like a microscope - you'll be gettin' the picture
Cuz when I put the piece to your eye, the little things in life'll start lookin' so much bigger
Dope
You a cell phone salesman? Ha, I guess ya funeral's the only thing on the horizon
At least the coffin'll be roomier than the mall kiosk you spend your pathetic life in
Meh
Or I'll find a spot to dump the body - so there's no way the Feds could trace it
You'll get covered in plastic and dropped in the water - that's an Otterbox demonstration
ok
And ya girl been in mad gangbangs with Hispanics when she drunk off the coronas
She ain't a Starbucks barista, but still come home reeking of bold Colombian aromas
Lol cool
And when it comes to swingin' w/ dudes - you been known to dabble in that
You keep a roster of beefy men in ya phone, and it ain't the Yahoo fantasy app
Nah
Ain't no way Des a contender, you got no place in the Champ finals
Orc forcin' names where they don't belong - I guess he thought this was the mag title
Ok closer

Cool battle. Des' last half of his verse was on point. Pinot's was more sporadically good but 1 more quotable than Des. Misses weren't as off either so gotta go with the dude Pinot. Props to both though. Des' PG bar was dope and so was Pinot's Microscope joint.

V/Pinot

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

it's not fair, u were crowned champ?!?! trust me, it stops there
please come at me bro & des will stomp u fuckin swift like john mayer
---don't get it bro
grij is candy man, des will beat him & laugh while he whimpers
yeah, his mars bar was nuts... but now it's just been replaced w/snickers
---nice
pinot's a known puff, but acts like he's so tough
aint no one felt a punch from a kung fu brother since bruce leroy beat sho nuff
---fire
ur bars are all wack to me... call u the champ??? no way, son
only time these cats wanna hear pinot more is cuz they just got off probation
---dope
des comes thru soaked in gin & leaves u with swollen skin
funny how ur named after wine, which is what u will do as the votes come in
---kinda cliche and it's cool cuz his name but overall I'm gonna have to say no
u dont belong in this league. think u truly beat nik? u kidding friend?
how ur initials be PG, yet ur verses still got all kinds of fuck n shit in them?
---ok this is good
this nerd is green, & this aint the first time ive had to hurt a fiend
cuz i ball, Pin, and that's also the type of hammer they'll find at ur murder scene
---cool this is well execute

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

You ain't no box office draw with that burn victim face - puhlease, son
The only Deadpool should be the one you got them disgusting ass genes from
---nah
I'm comin' with a .50-cal that's like a microscope - you'll be gettin' the picture
Cuz when I put the piece to your eye, the little things in life'll start lookin' so much bigger
---fire
You a cell phone salesman? Ha, I guess ya funeral's the only thing on the horizon
At least the coffin'll be roomier than the mall kiosk you spend your pathetic life in
---ok
Or I'll find a spot to dump the body - so there's no way the Feds could trace it
You'll get covered in plastic and dropped in the water - that's an Otterbox demonstration
---dope
And ya girl been in mad gangbangs with Hispanics when she drunk off the coronas
She ain't a Starbucks barista, but still come home reeking of bold Colombian aromas
---lol ok
And when it comes to swingin' w/ dudes - you been known to dabble in that
You keep a roster of beefy men in ya phone, and it ain't the Yahoo fantasy app
---nice
Ain't no way Des a contender, you got no place in the Champ finals
Orc forcin' names where they don't belong - I guess he thought this was the mag title
---good

This was a dope battle def botw
Both came really dope af
Pinot had the harder hits but this shit was a legit champ match




V grij

[Useless]

I thought des's only miss was swift/john mayer, didn't u make fun of fracture for using a Taylor swift line lol. I thought kung fu brother and hear pinot more were nice. Mars bar was a cool personal, named after wine is simple but good. Pg is cool, I'm not big on initial nameplays but I liked what he did with the flip and the wording. Ball pein hammer was simple but aite.


Vs.


Deadpool was ehh, thought it coulda been flipped better. Piece to ur eye was nice. Coffin line was good personal, its getting played on des at this point but the way he used it was nice. Otterbox is cool. Starbucks barista is aite. Not feelin beefy men. And the closer is nice.



Overall: I was thinking des won this after reading the verses and doing by breakdown, but after reviewing my breakdown I saw that des had a lot of name flips that hurt his verse overall. He had: hear pinot more, named after wine, pg, and ball pein. All name flips. They were all good and hit and on my initial read I didn't even notice so it didn't feel like he overdid it, but lookin at my review he def overdid it.

I was gonna vote des cuz he only had one miss and pinot had two imo and I liked des style on this verse of simple yet effective with clean wording, and his verse felt more personal but now I see it was only cuz of the nameplays. That kung fu brother line was fire tho. Mars bar is nice too. Idk man this is close as fuck, I can see why des thinks he should win.


U know what, fuck it. I gotta vote for the verse I liked more, even if its going against the grain.


Dope shit by both tho



V. Destroyer

[Useless]

@Bags help ur boy out lol

[Pinot Grij]

Originally Posted by Useless

@Bags help ur boy out lol

lolololololololol.

[Destroyer]

yeah. @Bags wtf?

[Tic]

Des had a few cool lines. Snickers was good, wine was decent, King fu was ok.

Pinot had a few good ones as well. Otterbox was lotb. Deadpool I liked too and fantasy app.

Pinot gets it with more heavy hitters.