Picture battle: Schadenfreude 5-3 Vs Orc 2-0 - (Orc wins)

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 9


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@Schadenfreude @Orc


PICTURE BATTLE

[Schadenfreude]

Indeed.

[Orc]

Yep

[Schadenfreude]

Let's go 12-16.

[Orc]

12 will do.

[Orc]

@Schadenfreude I went 10 lines.

[Schadenfreude]

Went to Amsterdam for sausage fests, that WERE sausage fests..

aight look..

Should take pride in personal appearance, but friend u queer
standing there iron & board set up to stray starch yo trousers - then ya hair.
Button-up’s half open on purpose, just to get yo jerk act on..
being difficult cuz ya homie wouldn’t take the pic ’til u put ya shirt back on.
In this boring ass picture looking like a Guy Fawkes Hipster..
bet barbers must have a degree in aerodynamics to get ya haircut swifter.
Know how I know u’re half-a-fag? Because I asked ya Dads,
eternal optimist, so anxious to get roofied at the bash, already has half a glass.
Facial expression like u’re try’na look normal under the meds
fuck coming out the closet, instead tell your lover to come from under the bed.

..BODY.

[Orc]

U've nevaaa champd shit cuz you rush it bro, now u fuckin' old
Actin' like u'll touch the Throne, when this the closest u been to a Brush with Gold
O's rating is savage; I hit 3bitches up earlier like yall r taking these ass hits
Meanwhile u told ya girl to 'expect some Strokes later' & painted this wack shit
Dude, you a light hit-- Quit actin' like you move in a high clique
How the fuckkk u number one? Dog... this pic here proves you a Side Bitch
Ur bland style won't land, slime -- putcha ina Hearse if u start frontin'
& how the FUCK is ya beard Straight to the Point when ur verses are faaar from it
I champd NBL in it's prime. &&that Bent hat ain't fucking discreet
Look at this geek. Congrats, that's the closest YOU came to Turning Up at the Peak


NEXT

[jilti]

Know how I know u’re half-a-fag? Because I asked ya Dads,
eternal optimist, so anxious to get roofied at the bash, already has half a glass
^maybe

Vs.

U've nevaaa champd shit cuz you rush it bro, now u fuckin' old
Actin' like u'll touch the Throne, when this the closest u been to a Brush with Gold
O's rating is savage; I hit 3bitches up earlier like yall r taking these ass hits
Meanwhile u told ya girl to 'expect some Strokes later' & painted this wack shit
I champd NBL in it's prime. &&that Bent hat ain't fucking discreet
Look at this geek. Congrats, that's the closest YOU came to Turning Up at the Peak

V/orc

Schaden is definitely better in reg battles

[JShazo]

good battle all around, just felt like one outclassed the other here, still a solid showing from both. but vote -- Orc

[Og smokinstein]

Orc verse was smooth and well written, he did a better job referencing the picture I'mo

U've nevaaa champd shit cuz you rush it bro, now u fuckin' old
Actin' like u'll touch the Throne, when this the closest u been to a Brush with Gold

How the fuckkk u number one? Dog... this pic here proves you a Side Bitch

Both of those bars had orc taking the battle.

[Resin M-I-C]

i think schaden is lars alias lol

orc was cleaner here, dude was just more direct with the punches

[Pinot Grij]

Vote -- Orc

Schad - mostly light hits. I look forward to some solid lines from you each week, but this was a pretty pedestrian effort this time around. That under the bed line was funny, but seemed a bit like too little, too late.

Orc - just more direct hits.. the opening 4 were dope.. his beard doesn't really come to a point, so I didn't like that line. Closer was heat. More polish overall.

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Schadenfreude

Went to Amsterdam for sausage fests, that WERE sausage fests..

aight look..

Should take pride in personal appearance, but friend u queer
standing there iron & board set up to stray starch yo trousers - then ya hair.
this ain't really working for me
Button-up’s half open on purpose, just to get yo jerk act on..
being difficult cuz ya homie wouldn’t take the pic ’til u put ya shirt back on.
Liked where you were coming from with this but execution lacking
In this boring ass picture looking like a Guy Fawkes Hipster..
bet barbers must have a degree in aerodynamics to get ya haircut swifter.
not worded well, lacked sting
Know how I know u’re half-a-fag? Because I asked ya Dads,
eternal optimist, so anxious to get roofied at the bash, already has half a glass
This is aight.
Facial expression like u’re try’na look normal under the meds
fuck coming out the closet, instead tell your lover to come from under the bed.
Not massively feelingg
..BODY.

Vs

Originally Posted by Orc

U've nevaaa champd shit cuz you rush it bro, now u fuckin' old
Actin' like u'll touch the Throne, when this the closest u been to a Brush with Gold
Real nice
O's rating is savage; I hit 3bitches up earlier like yall r taking these ass hits
Meanwhile u told ya girl to 'expect some Strokes later' & painted this wack shit
Lmao
Dude, you a light hit-- Quit actin' like you move in a high clique
How the fuckkk u number one? Dog... this pic here proves you a Side Bitch
Not really feeling
Ur bland style won't land, slime -- putcha ina Hearse if u start frontin'
& how the FUCK is ya beard Straight to the Point when ur verses are faaar from it
This is ok
I champd NBL in it's prime. &&that Bent hat ain't fucking discreet
Look at this geek. Congrats, that's the closest YOU came to Turning Up at the Peak
Nice closer


NEXT

Kinda landslide for me. Only line for schad I was kinda feeling was the "roofied at the bash" one. LOTB was hard to call. It was between Orcs dope first 2. Brush with gold and Strokes were on point.

V/Orc

[Saint]

Orc took it, more seasoned in pic battles..
First two and half a glass were alright.

Schade just needs more exp in using the pic and being wittier and slicker in his approach...

Orcs opener and closer were good examples of this; I expected a gold/brush angle but it was executed well...
second was cool too..
turn up at his peak was good use of the pic..

Vote Orc

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

i think schaden is lars alias lol

orc was cleaner here, dude was just more direct with the punches

Not even close.