Allen Knight (2-0) vs Suthaveli (2-0) - Suthaveli WINS

[Cred]

NBL Season 10
Week 3

Due SUNDAY 12/04/16

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines

- NO BITING
- NO FEEDING
- NO SWAYING
- AGREE ON LINE LIMIT


Don't edit after your opponent has posted.
2nd person to post can't edit after the 1st vote comes in.
Don't be an idiot.
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle.
May God have mercy on your souls!

[Allen Knight]

Check, 10.

[Suthaveli]

Got 16 ready.

[Suthaveli]

Look,

U gets no pussy.I'ma let tha whole world know dude is wiffin
Call up ta Ikea customer service & b like, "Allen screwin box is missin"
Apologies 4 that dad pun, but I see the 'Easy Win' glarin off ya
I'ma Saint when raping bitches like u..*Slow transformation into Darren Sharper*
I'd rape abuse ur rep, so don't waste ur useless breath
Heh. But seriously all jokes aside, so allow me ta place u to the left
Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah..
That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina
Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest
My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress
In predictions they'll say u'll win.I like my naysayers better wrong..
I'm quick ta transform 2 gun ta blast him in his Prime form... Megatron
Come bring the ruckus, luv.I'm dustin mugs when bussin slugs
I'll b in ya face w.open arms like the ugly bitch who's always wantin hugs
Better run fam if my gun jams cauz u're still my homing target
Nes taught me - if he starts actin up, pull the joint out & blow that cartridge

[Allen Knight]

Had to key real quick...
Aka james sutherland


u stay gettin beat in txt pussy, ur in some trouble my G
cuz everyone of James Ellsworth enough laughs to rival the one from WWE
ur chick ain't a dime faggot, ugly bitch's older than metts
& u sayin that slut is a Tennis the funniest shit i've ever seen over the net
we can battle or throw the hands, u'll get rocked & damaged
any type of fight u Phenom a bug out & punch ur head till its off the planet
im all about that stick up game, i'd rob a church u dummy
i'll throw bullets at ya chest from my Carr then take ya girl & Raider purse for money
all u do is talk about me u fuckin has been, i dread ya stuff
ironic u Postmortem me than anyone but ur text relevance is dead as fuck
ur girl has u pussy whipped, we be trainin that ass ya bastard
everyone of my Dogtags that slut while u identify her as your master
w/ the hands i'll smoke ur life bitch, i'll bomb ur place
i'll uppercutt till James Bond w/ my fist & it feels like the Skyfall on his face
ur sis wanted to touch my cock after i spit game,pussy been tight
that slut was down to Jacket after i gave her that warm feeling inside

[Chemist]

Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah..
That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina
Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest
My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress

vs
ur chick ain't a dime faggot, ugly bitch's older than metts
& u sayin that slut is a Tennis the funniest shit i've ever seen over the net
im all about that stick up game, i'd rob a church u dummy
i'll throw bullets at ya chest from my Carr then take ya girl & Raider purse for money
w/ the hands i'll smoke ur life bitch, i'll bomb ur place
i'll uppercutt till James Bond w/ my fist & it feels like the Skyfall on his face


both came light here
compared to other battles
voting based on execution
and over all smoothness in the flips
mvgt allen

[Barcotic]

cool battle here

suth that opener was mad creative but corny af lol
darren sharper was nice, different
swats'll bust in ur fronts was dope (shouldn't have added the s to front tho)
dece closer

some of ur misses were pretty bad tbh
decent verse

vs

james ellsworth lol ok
postmortem was cool
dogtags had so much potential but u went a different way w/ it I wasn't feelin
james bond was dope

I dunno man this ones close af
Ima go off ak's misses having more potential
v/allen kni

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Suthaveli - Darren sharper, jokes aside, closer

Al - Carr/Raider, postmortem, skyfall

Aright. So this is pretty difficult. I got em matched in quotables but als hit harder. Also suths misses were pretty bad so for that, vote al

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Suthaveli

Apologies 4 that dad pun, but I see the 'Easy Win' glarin off ya
I'ma Saint when raping bitches like u..*Slow transformation into Darren Sharper*
Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah..
That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina
Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest
My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress
Come bring the ruckus, luv.I'm dustin mugs when bussin slugs
I'll b in ya face w.open arms like the ugly bitch who's always wantin hugs

versus

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

im all about that stick up game, i'd rob a church u dummy
i'll throw bullets at ya chest from my Carr then take ya girl & Raider purse for money
all u do is talk about me u fuckin has been, i dread ya stuff
ironic u Postmortem me than anyone but ur text relevance is dead as fuck
w/ the hands i'll smoke ur life bitch, i'll bomb ur place
i'll uppercutt till James Bond w/ my fist & it feels like the Skyfall on his face

VOTE SUTHAVELI..both were lacking tbh, especially since AK is usually one of the more consistant the top tier battlers & Suth is known for the harsh humor, in his punches. AK's verse read really rushed & lazy, while Suth was reaching/forcing w/ some of those concepts. Still tho Suth edged was bars that were slightly more effective. Anyway, Ion't feel like expounding further, fuck y'all niggas.

[Slechtn]

I liked all of suths except the last three...allen had the raidrr; post and skyfall... im actually gonna give this to suth cuz i just enjoyed his shit a bit more... the humor was a bit better ...felt aks missin were just bad here...

[Destroyer]

Opener, made in China, megatron, closer

Vs

Tennis, Carr

I seen AK come way better and it's a shame he had to key because this could have been botw.

Sadly, suth went hard the whole way

V/suth

[Jayson Fresh]

U gets no pussy.I'ma let tha whole world know dude is wiffin
Call up ta Ikea customer service & b like, "Allen screwin box is missin"
Horror reference, wrestling bar, gay slurs.Change tha lines, brah..
That poor quality of material u're sportin tags are readin #madeinchina
Don't spar w.the hands of God or u'll hit the pavement hardest
My swats'll bust in ur fronts.. Neighbors'll look thinkin a raid's in progress
Come bring the ruckus, luv.I'm dustin mugs when bussin slugs
I'll b in ya face w.open arms like the ugly bitch who's always wantin hugs


vs


all u do is talk about me u fuckin has been, i dread ya stuff
ironic u Postmortem me than anyone but ur text relevance is dead as fuck
ur girl has u pussy whipped, we be trainin that ass ya bastard
everyone of my Dogtags that slut while u identify her as your master



vote = Suthaveli. more quotables. he also had the LOTB with the opener.
I like Allen's style reminds me of Dynamix however every punchline used a wordplay which has been done quite a few times so it lacked the sting.

[Cred]

4-3 Suthaveli