02-11-2021, 01:17 AM | #1 |
consults Lloyd
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WEEK 2 NO SHOW CYPHER ROAST
Neither of these pricks who signed up thought they needed to even bother calling in sick. No call no show = roast. Piss in their Cheerios with glee.
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02-11-2021, 01:58 AM | #2 |
K I N G
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Orc
This is a trap, no way this kid thinks he can rap Come on, he looks like he enjoys thick dicks as a snack Lookin like he’s dreaming of beefy dude heaven Orc so gay, Audi got him test driving the new LGBT-Q7 I’m not following you guys, he looks awful in a ride Got a head like a Chia Pet nobody’s watered on the sides Probably thinks hes fly, but newsflash dude you’re not It's not ballin' to wear Chuck Taylors with Sue Bird’s socks
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02-11-2021, 03:15 AM | #3 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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LOOOOOOOL YOOOO Looking like a cherub in the club and think bitches wanna fuck? Right... Funny you look that much like Cupid and have THAT shitty of a love life And I may be losing my hair, I still won’t give this guy rest Call that 'doo all your tinder matches...he takes the comb n just swipes left The new Goodwill models...like fucking trash how these twins dressin Ducked the due date like “fuck it fam” but we ain’t know you were literally incestin |
02-11-2021, 03:51 AM | #4 |
Scream
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Mr. steal yo girl!? no way Orc sway a lady from her man Only Love Triangle he's been in is fucking one made w/ his hands Last edited by Saint; 02-11-2021 at 05:06 PM. |
02-11-2021, 05:02 PM | #5 |
consults Lloyd
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Homie is Josh Baskins the moment the swap happened |
02-11-2021, 07:46 PM | #6 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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lol
walked out the barber with that... where tf was the irish luck? Cool you wanna marry men, but do you really have to rock the friar tuck? |
02-11-2021, 08:21 PM | #7 |
Senior Member
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great work dull - light work with these posers thanks for the circle too, we ALMOST missed the loser i'm thinkin the rumors are true, he didnt just dissapear i wonder what hes drinkin tho.. ed sheeran looks bit weird GREAT minds think alike, so I approve your affair ^ join both foreheads and u can land a boeing there couple Irish folks in a bar, wow aint that profane ur pal's over the rainbow and u sure do love a golden rain |
02-12-2021, 04:42 AM | #8 |
Certified Mother’s Boy
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Orc
You shooting guns with that maggot hair!? Okay, you keep the Berna by you. Congrats on looking like a faggot there This is who I should be fearing bros!? Bitches giving you Hi Tops. Not sure why you’re still wearing those... Keep ducking Kill Spree. U can’t top what he sent Done told you to pull your socks up. Bro that’s not what we meant I always wanted to meet the GOAT. HELLO FAM Built a legacy brick by brick. That’s no excuse for the haircut of a Lego man |
02-12-2021, 11:55 AM | #9 | |
Spoiled brat
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02-12-2021, 12:05 PM | #10 |
consults Lloyd
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Lego haircut was firemoji
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02-12-2021, 12:11 PM | #11 |
consults Lloyd
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Macaulay Culkin in an alcoholic’s program |
02-12-2021, 12:37 PM | #12 |
K I N G
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I bet Defiants been typing with joy It’s always been a fantasy to get his face outlined in white by his boys And ur drinking must make you like cock it seems Cuz that beer’s got your cheeks Flushing more than a block in Queens
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