03-04-2021, 12:44 PM | #1 |
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WEEK 5: (2-2) Seth V (1-1) Hush (3-2 HUSH WINS)
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1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday. This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @~Rusty Gunz~ you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. |
03-04-2021, 02:53 PM | #2 | |
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Ur a colorful character w/ a wife that got a jaw like a Boulder no lyin
We seen you in that bunny costume, no wonder you got a wife off Easter island
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03-04-2021, 06:04 PM | #3 |
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Every line I drop is a dome hit
Ya bitch fuck like a rabbit , and also sleep in a cage full of her own shit U buy her dinner from pet land..hamsters the shape of her body So next time I full her mouth wit pellets they’ll be from the shottie
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03-04-2021, 06:32 PM | #4 | |
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Thank god ur kids take after u, let’s talk bout the animals in UR life
U lucky the stork delivered them & not the pelican that delivered ur wife Jaw in the crosshairs, my clips extended & I ain’t gotta shy aim If I fill ur wife mouth with pellets it’s gonna destroy the supply chain
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03-04-2021, 11:13 PM | #5 |
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Cant keep ya bitch on a leash cuz she’s in the elephant size range
They had to buy planes to strengthen supply chains cuz her fat neck broke 29 chains Could any creature in the animal kingdom lift her .. no fucking way Bitch got delivered on the same forklift u use to feed her today
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03-05-2021, 08:21 AM | #6 | |
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That opener was boring, thought this spar would get dirty
I was nodding off then saw broke 29 & felt terrible u still are in ur 30s My bride beautiful & sophisticated, urs an ape, a ghetto fire bomb When a forklift to feed your wife she grabbed it with her entire palm
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03-05-2021, 08:48 AM | #7 |
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My bitch palm the fork yours palm the steak .. she a wide bitxh
The way she shifting plates at the buffet is groundbreaking and seismic The expense living wit that fat chick is wild Last time u saw broke 29 she stepped on 30 kitchen tiles
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03-05-2021, 09:03 AM | #8 | |
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Patheticc.. ur jobless so mamacita hustlin, she really needs to
Ur wife also holds plates w/ her palm.. elbow, & shoulder busin tables to feed u The expense of living with u is more mental, those who stayed cryin at night Let’s talk about broken tiles, & how ur pops left to sleep on them high as a kite
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03-05-2021, 09:06 AM | #9 |
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If she had to wait on ur wife she quit like “hell no”
Ur bitch bussin tables too.. when she lean on em wit her elbows Bitch an Olympic lifter when it come to taking a bite She loading plates for gains and never seen a weight room in her life
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03-05-2021, 09:23 AM | #10 | |
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She can’t hold job either? There’s a ton different with our wife’s
Y’all on unemployment, WIC & EBT.. ur bitch seen a wait room a lot in her life Talk a lot about my family eating, dinner time always been a threat If a table ever flipped at ur house, dad beat u then took 25 yrs to buy cigarettes
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03-05-2021, 10:00 AM | #11 |
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Finally said something i can agree wit cuz ya bitch is a whale
Definitely is a TON difference with them ... and that’s just on the scale I’m a be flipping houses I just took a real estate course And mrs Canfield flip houses when she step too hard on the porch
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03-05-2021, 11:33 AM | #12 | |
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Ur wife 1 waist size below mine, but couldn’t fit either over her head
Ain’t a whale, but Pinocchio wouldn’t made it to her belly before Geppetto was dead Junkie dad came back, babysits while u slangin those rocks Felt like the weight of the world on the scale when u bagged up that gram for ya pops
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03-05-2021, 11:40 AM | #13 |
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You’ve literally never fit that entire bitch in a picture
She push her scales to the limit cuz she disengage her jaw like a boa constrikta Fuck Gepetto the blue fairy and the wooden boy.. this ain’t Disney night You blew fairies and been around enuff wood and boys to infringe copywrite
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03-05-2021, 02:09 PM | #14 | |
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Ur dad thinks ur a faggot, & mom he barely missed her
You’ve literally never fit your entire family in a picture Ur dad knows ur a faggot, & ur wife calls ur dick the mini missile Jaw disengaged.. Your bitch doesn’t blow fairies, it’s more of a whistle
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03-05-2021, 02:23 PM | #15 |
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For me fat wife is a meme. For you it’s life
Diss engaged ?? All ur friends did that when u picked that pig for a wife Quick guys Let’s see him flip an excuse for fantasizing about my dick size
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03-05-2021, 02:32 PM | #16 | |
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Excuses? I ain’t homophobic. I can joke, for u it’s a part of ya
U in the closet but still brought them fantasies to life like Narnia On paper my marriage perfect, urs kinda smells of shit No engagement of urs to diss cus it would mess up ur state benefits
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03-05-2021, 02:59 PM | #17 |
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Ur fat ginger gay and Jewish . That’s loser lottery
When they find u in the closet I pray it’s a robin Williams style comedy She got a food fetish and been penis petting .. why even bother Ur marriage make less sense on paper than “in god we trust “ on a dollar
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03-05-2021, 04:22 PM | #18 | |
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Comedy is ur money flow, pockets burning he’s a bill abuser
U short, gay, dumb, Mexican.. & literally won the lottery but still a loser So mami gotta support ya, nighttime on the pole in her element In god u can trust if I took a closer look at those words I’d smell her shit
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03-05-2021, 04:25 PM | #19 |
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That lotto shit a fail cuz ...
My winning numbers read 16 digits same way her scale does My wife a bad bitch from the barrio I swear if your wife jumped on the pole she’d bring the house down like Mario
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03-05-2021, 04:29 PM | #20 | |
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Fuck Des advice, u used that line 40 times u basic bitch
U keep thinking scales is bright cus ur wife got the face of an angler fish
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