South: [01] MMx vs [09] Prox

trap. · 02-03-2013, 02:11 PM

MMx:
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Prox...

... i'm MORE than likely to win, despite what you spit...
since you did it, my voters this round will recycle their pics..
ya tryin, with eyes closed askin "do i look tough yet?"
when ya so shook you wore red to disguise the bloodshed
.. i'm untouchable, unbeatable.. just go ask benny,
after you diss my eyebrows cuz you don't have any....
i'm sayin... ya lines are too long, ya text is just wordy,
best not show like ya five-o'clock shadow reppin one-thirty
it's gettin unnerving, like what's making you scowl...
but that stare couldn't pierce through a wet paper towel
face it now, ya wack and rattled, you'll collapse in this battle
you're so skinny i couldn't hit you with a handful of gravel..
.. last round ya really lost, so what can i hope to prove?
well.. nebs came quarter ass and was still twice as dope as you!
focus dude.. i know it's hard when we clowning ya pic...
but how do you spit while permanently pouting ya lips??
.. as for ya wit? ya talk about ass, so get this shit clear
i'ma stay the front-runner.. you can bring up the rear..
know kabob's "cold look" line, the one he got mocked for writin?
but i feel even MORE sorry for YOU since you personified it..
stop trying.. you can't fight lookin like a pussy al pacino,
you prolly do shots of chai tea and chase'm with frapuccinos
.. the only laughs you got is when you said you got a life
if you took off ya hat it'd look like a full moon was on the rise
honestly prox.. you truly deserve one helluva title...
lookin like a winnner from Special Olympics meets American Idol
see.. the battle steez is employed, it's best you flee to avoid it
cuz i'm about to flush the hardest piece of shit in the toilet
i'm gifted.. you know this, might as well just fuckin flee herb,
cuz i just put you in ya place like Milo up in Sluts & Skeezers

MMx

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Prox:
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Punch this goof in his pic for lookin’ stupid an shit, Southernized?
Smack ya clear across that street to see grass is greener on the other side,
my ass is meaner than them other guys, It’s how I hustle bro
you a melanin lackin` understudy of ya cousin Russell Crowe,
Leavin’ odds defeated, I’ve learned you gotta really box to beat it,
Was makin’ sleeper hits like swingin’ fists at Sealy posturepedics,
Prox deleted nebs, an this warthog writes rhymes for readin` em out?
guess by next round I’ll have Eight-One of the seeds in the south,
I’ll start ta bleed in the mouth, chest heavily heavin’ an shout,
“That’s what happens when ya weak ass wants a reason to doubt!”
people throwin they hands up, yeah MMx blew up tha whole joint
everywhere he turned the dude was robbin’ niggas at nose-point!!!
Mighty Max is slightly faggish and’s usually jawin `bout palmin’ boys,
While his ex-bitch loves to swallow nuts an calls my dick an almond joy,
So the fuck are you eating alive, save it fer starving` fags in gay hotels,
Voters’ll feel obligated to gimmie the pic like I was Marchingmad@aol
How awkward can one get? well man that’s one damn provoking look,
Scratch that, ya really kinda Ray Ramano plus a coke fiend look..
Ups an downs for all styles this year, and im serious yours/
is rusty as fuck but you quit lookin’ like an aging Curious George,
fucka furious war, u still ugly as hell from what the thread shows,
now it looks like ya sleep with a blow-dryer attached to your bedpost,
make a run on me and I’ll shred most of ya hopes, so share mine,
before ya eyebrow gets up an finishes making a run for your hairline,
in my spare time I’ll son you with dirty slurs you wouldn’t dare to mention/
like how ya model every race when chillin’ at D.A.R.E convention,
spare the tension, make my cheese cream whenever I cop a bagel,
got your number but I’ll throwback like we’re playin hot potato,
So call me fred durst, backstreet boy…now ya diss vault is empty, b
Fact remains No one will EVER want to see you on MTV…

02-03-2013, 02:11 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	South: [01] MMx vs [09] Prox MMx: <a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/prox.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='Prox'; return true"> </a> Prox... ... i'm MORE than likely to win, despite what you spit... since you did it, my voters this round will recycle their pics.. ya tryin, with eyes closed askin "do i look tough yet?" when ya so shook you wore red to disguise the bloodshed .. i'm untouchable, unbeatable.. just go ask benny, after you diss my eyebrows cuz you don't have any.... i'm sayin... ya lines are too long, ya text is just wordy, best not show like ya five-o'clock shadow reppin one-thirty it's gettin unnerving, like what's making you scowl... but that stare couldn't pierce through a wet paper towel face it now, ya wack and rattled, you'll collapse in this battle you're so skinny i couldn't hit you with a handful of gravel.. .. last round ya really lost, so what can i hope to prove? well.. nebs came quarter ass and was still twice as dope as you! focus dude.. i know it's hard when we clowning ya pic... but how do you spit while permanently pouting ya lips?? .. as for ya wit? ya talk about ass, so get this shit clear i'ma stay the front-runner.. you can bring up the rear.. know kabob's "cold look" line, the one he got mocked for writin? but i feel even MORE sorry for YOU since you personified it.. stop trying.. you can't fight lookin like a pussy al pacino, you prolly do shots of chai tea and chase'm with frapuccinos .. the only laughs you got is when you said you got a life if you took off ya hat it'd look like a full moon was on the rise honestly prox.. you truly deserve one helluva title... lookin like a winnner from Special Olympics meets American Idol see.. the battle steez is employed, it's best you flee to avoid it cuz i'm about to flush the hardest piece of shit in the toilet i'm gifted.. you know this, might as well just fuckin flee herb, cuz i just put you in ya place like Milo up in Sluts & Skeezers MMx <HR WIDTH="450" ALIGN="LEFT"> Prox: <a href="http://www.urbanprowlers.net/tourney/mm2003/mmx.jpg" target="_blank" onMouseOver="window.status='MMx'; return true"> </a> Punch this goof in his pic for lookin’ stupid an shit, Southernized? Smack ya clear across that street to see grass is greener on the other side, my ass is meaner than them other guys, It’s how I hustle bro you a melanin lackin` understudy of ya cousin Russell Crowe, Leavin’ odds defeated, I’ve learned you gotta really box to beat it, Was makin’ sleeper hits like swingin’ fists at Sealy posturepedics, Prox deleted nebs, an this warthog writes rhymes for readin` em out? guess by next round I’ll have Eight-One of the seeds in the south, I’ll start ta bleed in the mouth, chest heavily heavin’ an shout, “That’s what happens when ya weak ass wants a reason to doubt!” people throwin they hands up, yeah MMx blew up tha whole joint everywhere he turned the dude was robbin’ niggas at nose-point!!! Mighty Max is slightly faggish and’s usually jawin `bout palmin’ boys, While his ex-bitch loves to swallow nuts an calls my dick an almond joy, So the fuck are you eating alive, save it fer starving` fags in gay hotels, Voters’ll feel obligated to gimmie the pic like I was Marchingmad@aol How awkward can one get? well man that’s one damn provoking look, Scratch that, ya really kinda Ray Ramano plus a coke fiend look.. Ups an downs for all styles this year, and im serious yours/ is rusty as fuck but you quit lookin’ like an aging Curious George, fucka furious war, u still ugly as hell from what the thread shows, now it looks like ya sleep with a blow-dryer attached to your bedpost, make a run on me and I’ll shred most of ya hopes, so share mine, before ya eyebrow gets up an finishes making a run for your hairline, in my spare time I’ll son you with dirty slurs you wouldn’t dare to mention/ like how ya model every race when chillin’ at D.A.R.E convention, spare the tension, make my cheese cream whenever I cop a bagel, got your number but I’ll throwback like we’re playin hot potato, So call me fred durst, backstreet boy…now ya diss vault is empty, b Fact remains No one will EVER want to see you on MTV…