02-03-2013, 03:40 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
FINALS: [1]Aloe vs. [7]Sypher
Aloe
Yo Ajax call the cops, we need a patrol for foes Some grungy ass hippy broke into your place and stole ur clothes With a giant nose, this queer is more than a waste Dudes a disgrace, looks like ur heads shittin beard all over ur face Why u frontin like u don't have bugs but got riches U look like Fractures older brother, minus the fun drugs and hot bitches Lookin dispointed n angry like someone just dissed em Real reason he's so pissy is cus that pearl necklace just missed him That chick is prolly cute, but the way ur lookin is gay Come on dude she got her hand in ur lap and ur tryin to push it away I don't see skill and i can't see any doubt he's a homo Know what else we don't see? ...the dude he's checkin out in his photo N that ain't a jazz club... this fag clowns ruthless On his partents plantation makin slaves play background music I finally get why u grew the beard, this isn't just a fuss I'm sure Scourge and AOK really enjoy the extra tickle on their nuts While ur slobbin em down, u cop a squat suckin N swallow such a big load, on the way down, it pops ur top button Everyone thinks hes smart, but really he's nothin, a slob He went from an intellectual... to looking like Kung with a job Never earned respect, u bout to get ripped whore Only stripes u got came on that ugly suit u bought at the thrift store I ain't stoppin till i'm heartily done wreckin Leave it to this fag to be over dressed for the party of one section Ur face is mad dirty, i wish to hell u'd clean it He isn't stroking his beard, his hand just smells like penis Nice hair too fag.. what, u think ur pretty? fuck that Why the hell's ur sideburn look like a New York City bus map? Just a southern rich kid, ur wack n your useless We could all be like u if we didn't shave for months n acted like douches Sypher Let’s pop champagne for the Finals! 3 hours later Aloe’s found dead Cops ask what happened and I told them I just painted The Town red And I’m not calling you redundant… but gay jokes are what we’ll see first Aloe’s so committed to that theme he moved to the Bay Area for research And we all know Aloe’s skinny, he’s like the width of a nickel When he’s walking down the street if the wind blows by him it whistles Got problems at shows, before he asks the DJ to let his music play Has to make sure he has a mic w/ a cord, b/c it tethers him to the stage And when I look at your pics, I’m not sure I can even see you for certain I’d have to get a pair of 3-D glasses just to meet you in person Your pics all fucked up, you need to seriously address your eatin’ Cause your bulimia’s given your face more angles than a dodecahedron Gotta try to find some weight, that look you’re rockin is sick, dude The door behind you is already open enough for you to slip through You’re light as air man, your body clearly isn’t fond of food When you go for a jog it must look like you’re walking on the moon You’re definitely anorexic, you oughta go ahead and confess for help Looking like Mr. Fantastic overreached and then couldn’t unstretch himself Oh and the white rapper look is out, forget 8, you look like 1 mile So thin when I start to shine this stick figure’s only use is as my sundial It’s clear you’re ashamed of being white, we ain’t stupid dude I bet you joined up w/ UPS to see what brown could do for you Wearing black and green w/ a white face…wonder what to do w/ this fag Run you up a pole by your red ear and Palestine could use you as a flag And your punches are getting softer, I hope you’re fading on purpose Because at this point the Fed couldn’t prop up interest rates in your verses And in the south well all own guns, we just don’t talk a/b it in text rhymes But I’ll still fill your skinny ass w/ lead… … and use you as a mechanical pencil to write my next lines You’re just not dope enough to battle me, better beg User to get pardoned Cause if you were any good you’d get out of Oakland.. ask Rich Harden |
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