02-04-2013, 07:10 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Kungfugrip vs Larkin
Larkin
you got those canadian traits that the rest of us detest you come from a place where the phrase 'put a sock in it' is a sexual request country so slow checking its timescale it'll still be in the ice age i could take out your whole city witha bag of salt and light flame you look like you swapped clothes witha tramp, not by choice but a bet Eyebrows so enormously dense, leave the house and Night Owls court you for sex poor as fuck, irish dancing for gas money... you got a couch for a bed they see you in your Van Hout'en consider you the Milhouse of text but yeah i gotta give you props, but its not for your writing man its cause you made a dozen concepts stretch over a 5 year span you beat me twice, but take out the recycled flips and kung is doomed cause history may repeat itself, but not as much as your punches do fell off hard, now your still finding your feet... after Cal leveled him out but so are your parents...^ based on the clues i left in your house cry and make threads, this wont be close without him jocking for votes so if this battle goes down to the wire... i'm garroting his throat you must be no stranger to pain, with all the gay sex you make cause you get a stressed Fracture... with every aids test you take hanging round with vets, flipping their concepts is what people know you by i mean you are polished... but you gotta be to be Frac's trophy wife then you talk with an ego, yet no-one considers you great or hot yet so if your on the same page as legends ... your checking the hall of names for concepts Kungfugrip Calefaction crying, wack voting, Meta when he said i swing Muffy acting like he's on my level, & you making it to Round 3 of Anything. you have absolutely no chance. this nerd isn't wreckless & i'm coming like a House on Fire. that bricked up all the windows & emergency exits this is embarrassing. i shouldn't be seen near you. cuz u winnin' is No Dice. & i'm a Yahtzee, Triple Six & Cab Driver's Rear View you been D list for years. & now u sharkin for the win & ur crew's been ghostwritin, so at least i don't gotta see another Larkin verse again so congrats on the elevation. & i don't mean to tattle but u joined Clash & went from a million words a verse, to 20 played concepts a battle letting Cale write ur shit. faggot, u gotta be kidding i know love is Grand, but between you two it's more like the State Lottery Winnings you're fucking terrible, but ur boys aren't it seems so after i take L out, your crew will Change to Cash, like Coinstar machines u pull snake moves in battles. but i'll take care of it after so i'm calling Shenanigan's.. & telling everyone that their busboy is a terrible rapper i drop heat. & u don't understand what that flex is about u been writing for years, & couldn't deliver The Goods with a platinum Netflix account i beat u twice. how Clear is it that ur worthless u prick to me it's Crystal. heads are just smoking it if they think ur verses are sick & if u had a choice to battle me, u woulda rejected it quickly we'd have seen El Paso fast, i shoulda smuggled a family of Mexicans with me Winner: Kungfugrip |
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