02-05-2013, 08:19 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Styk Figer vs Bender
Styk Figer
Ur dad named u Bender after he raised u as his little bitch son. now ur a goody two shoe that learned to tie urs from an standin position. its no secret about his sexuality, he cant deny the facts, see we all know bengay way before he started applyin it between his ass cheeks. Ur moms a slutty crackhead, with her around it aint a hard sell. The way shes gettin 'screwed for dhope' u'll think Lamas the drug cartel. Ur lucky to be 11-9, so fuck this wack herb. n for the record, i'll beat u so bad u'll need someone to help dial urs backward. Ur not close to bein on my level, im too clever its true. U aint just eatin my dust - its ashes of the 18 heads that was better then u. Bender I heard this cat is asian with a little dick, but the girls still like the guy til they find out the only time he's eating pussy...is when there's soy sauce on the side thought you could be a street writer with cronus, but you aint nice fatty plus you look like Raiden from Mortal Kombat....with that hat you wear in the rice patty if styk was a timber log, I'd be a lumberjack wearing flannel make him drop then chop 'em up.....like an episode of Ax men on the history channel you champed the battle arena? but against me you couldn't even maybe win get abducted & probed......wait..... I mean......straight fucked up the ass like you did in your battle against Alien you'll lose this styk, and get kicked out of the summer classic quick we know your bitch......cuz your name looks like it sounds more like Dyke than Dick Winner: Styk Figer |
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