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Old 11-29-2013, 05:21 AM   #1
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I drink down what I'm bottling up,
nonchalant vodka fiend, shots bottomed, "and what?!"
Mood calm, hot as steam inside, but, "I don't give a fuck"s
Get cheers around the room like this mantra is fun...

She won't let me. I hurt. She left me.
Every night she's out, these vows im regretting.
So I creep... hypothetically. TLC's way ahead of me...
But I drink, cuz at least she can't point fingers to get at me.
But fuck it right? There's a few bitches in this bar I could lawyer,
Handle their case, put em on my stand, enjoy the
Curvature of their bodies while I get tsunami'd like japan.
I don't know... but that alone is the notion I can't stand.
If she would just let me know, I'd know, then I'd stop the nightly reprimands.
The caring through swearing, playing with the contents of my pants,
And finally get a piece of strange... maybe from this one bitch off instagram...
Wait... I'm getting a call, "hello?"
"Hey, this is Malcom. Is this xxxxxxx's man?"

That fucking bitch.
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:35 PM   #2
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Sounds like a drunken rant so misunderstood and full of 'whatevers on my mind is whatevers on my mind because of you', no pointing fingers but this is what it is.

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Old 11-30-2013, 08:38 AM   #3
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Old 11-30-2013, 06:48 PM   #4
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Appreciate the feed guys!
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:16 AM   #5
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Haha. I liked and related to this stuff you wrote.
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Old 12-16-2013, 05:29 AM   #6
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weeerrrrddd. And great sig btw.
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