Muff vs. Joe Boston {Muff wins}

[Sn00p]

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@Muff @Joe Boston

[Joe Boston]

Check

Going 10 @Muff

[El Muffin]

uhuh

[Joe Boston]

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first
Yes I talk shit lets make that fucking clear
I know how much u love Bags but when I look 2 Gs won't appear
This dudes such a queer whenever it come to fucking pussy he wants to cancel
Every sexual encounter he had there's Benedict he should be a victim of the popes sex scandal
U talking like u got money weed and bitches do me a favor n stop
If any bitch want Muff in they'd take a trip to their local donut shop
Kill u spot on the spot to isolate beef that's how Joe handle it
Talk shit ill rip out ur fucking cords having people thinking I was an angry pianist

[El Muffin]

really now? *sigh*

quick lil conjuration for u

When we faceoff’..i guarantee that your bars suck
Bitch no one cares what Boston Bruin'..Faggot ur the only male barista working at starbucks
..you fucking with a monster...trust the kid is saavy
Last time u Pushed Buttons n there was Trouble..ma must of brought home a Milton Bradley
Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars
Tryin to see me with them paws? Homie not the right decision
If I fight this midget? Youll see Canines embedded in the wall like Egyptian hieroglyphics

[megatron]

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first


Vs

Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars

Word well Joe just had that line the others were good concepts but worded poor.. I like the wordplay attempt Benedict n muffin... the Benedict well maybe jus blame me for bein a moron but it went over my head but other then that nothin had that "damn" effect.. fix tbe wording bro we be able to pull more quotables out but keep it up.. muff executed better the hot wheels n own goal was pretty funny i liked them..trouble couldve been better either way his verse had more hits vote muff

[Hollywood]

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first

vs.

..you fucking with a monster...trust the kid is saavy
Last time u Pushed Buttons n there was Trouble..ma must of brought home a Milton Bradley
Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars

was Benedict supposed to be 'been a dick'? anyway, it's forced if it was. not feeling JB much in this one, I've seen him drop a lot better before. Muff dropped what he needed to and cleanly takes this IMO

v/Muffy

[mdesanto]

Voting from my phone so cant really quote bars, but i feel as the other voters, boston had the face first bar, thought that was the only one that hit for him..

Muff had the milton bradley bar which i thought was lotb, also felt the hot wheels bar.. So 2-1 on quoteables, maybe even 3-1 with the closer but felt it coulda been worded better..

V/ muff

[~RustyGunZ~]

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first

bags/narcotics is played as hell, been a dick played, muffin was okay probably played on him though and cords/paino is played. pretty much a bunch of played shit :/

vs

When we faceoff’..i guarantee that your bars suck
Bitch no one cares what Boston Bruin'..Faggot ur the only male barista working at starbucks
..you fucking with a monster...trust the kid is saavy
Last time u Pushed Buttons n there was Trouble..ma must of brought home a Milton Bradley
Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'

pretty solid. closer was eh and wasn't feeling the hot wheels line cus the wording was iffy to me, but okay concept

v/muff

[Sn00p]

Up over noshows.

[Dominate]

This dudes such a queer whenever it come to fucking pussy he wants to cancel
Every sexual encounter he had there's Benedict he should be a victim of the popes sex scandal

^ made me lol. Rest of ur concepts were either played or underdeveloped (punch/wp not clear)
Keep at it... g/l


vs


only line I didn't like was the spoiler one. The rest were all solid wps with creative flips, well done.



v/ Muff

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Joe Boston

This dudes such a queer whenever it come to fucking pussy he wants to cancel
Every sexual encounter he had there's Benedict he should be a victim of the popes sex scandal

Originally Posted by Muff

..you fucking with a monster...trust the kid is saavy
Last time u Pushed Buttons n there was Trouble..ma must of brought home a Milton Bradley
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars
Tryin to see me with them paws? Homie not the right decision
If I fight this midget? Youll see Canines embedded in the wall like Egyptian hieroglyphics

Muff was a bit more consistent, Joe had that one hit but the rest were just average. Most of Muff's punches had a lil something behind them.

V/Muff

[Vinzr]

U talking like u got money weed and bitches do me a favor n stop
If any bitch want Muff in they'd take a trip to their local donut shop

vs

When we faceoff’..i guarantee that your bars suck
Bitch no one cares what Boston Bruin'..Faggot ur the only male barista working at starbucks
Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars

Muff had the better verse....just everything was better; concepts, execution..........his shit hit harder and JB didnt really have much other than his Muffin line tbh

v/ Muff

[Mac]

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first

vs

Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars

joeboston came up kinda rusty here, seen him do alot better. apart from the dive face first the donut shop line is good but pretty much simple. muff came up decent, that hot wheels car line is hilarious lol, good job. my vote goes for muff. nice play

[RPK]

..you fucking with a monster...trust the kid is saavy
Last time u Pushed Buttons n there was Trouble..ma must of brought home a Milton Bradley
Think your champing? For that youll need gods affection
I see u tryin to focus on ur "own goal"..no wonder ur always 'Heading in the wrong Direction'
So just stop here tard. your going not real far
Stop trying to Play Spoiler' Kid..stick to customizing your Hot Wheels Cars

vs

I can't believe this week Snoop put me against the worst
Cuz When people see Muff they usually wanna dive face first


Thought this was pretty one-sided.Muff dropped pretty solid. I would have quoted hieroglyphics if the bar had rhymed. Muff had three quotes, Boston had 1.
MVGT/Muff