Hit you so hard my hand breaks and my shoulder dislocates.

Darth Yoda · 03-16-2013, 01:12 PM

Start raids during Ramadan. My absence. Has only made me raw as all. The passion
It’s off the wall’ing bat shit. Ahead of pentagons I’m starting octagonal pentagrams in Latin
Fuck Allah. Fuck you all. I’ve had it. With all the talk, “he’s average”
I’m the Godly God. I’m galvanizing. Behold the phenomenon in action.
More than what’s asked for. Yeah. It’s all atomic bombs. I’m massive.
I’m a ball of quantum mechanics, installed into my karmas heart synapses.
Eating Baklava in Paris. Quoted saying “au revoir you faggots”
Caught me at comic-con. It’s madness
finished cannibalizing a costumed Charizard. A dragon
Like YOU’RE NOT REAL! YOU HAVENT EVOLVED AT ALL! You’re plastic
Onlookers disgusted, puking their guts in,
till we start arguing in Spanish translation: ‘oh-la-la, I’m famished”
It’s the story I weave from particular thoughts.
I’m so peculiar when it comes to syllable wattage.
It’s clinical carnage, when it comes to this lyrical monster.
Cleave your physical process
To Chopins Intermède in Opéra. You mini me’s are especially goners.
Try to intercede what you talk up
I’ll split your sea of blood with my chakra.
I’m like Moses times three. In spiritual form.
Still breathe even when the ventilators are clogged.
You’re hooked up to me, feel the electrical force?
Gave the defibrillators a shock. Listen to me, disregard the biblical nonsense.
And watch as I proceed to feed myself through an umbilical cord.
Sort of a Chi chemical block. I’m a metaphor for filling a cup with water.
Till the cup is overfilling aloft and spills through the top.
Yeah, I’m the pinnacle pauper. Not enough to go fist to fist with the boss.
It’s lightwork, I’m three light years beyond your best signature cross.
In the flesh. “Finish him off” with ninja stars in my palms.
Throwing three, leaves your chest chiseled in slaughter.
Dear, no one, you know me. I’m so batshit. and ODD.
Call Dora to smoke weed. Use map as a bong.
Last week I met a t-rex with long arms.
Told him to play hoops. Gosh, what a ball hog.

Darth Yoda · 03-16-2013, 01:14 PM

The formats all weird. Art of battling is weird. You're weird AOB.

Void · 03-16-2013, 01:28 PM

<3

Fig · 03-16-2013, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

Start raids during Ramadan. My absence. Has only made me raw as all. The passion
It’s off the wall’ing bat shit. Ahead of pentagons I’m starting octagonal pentagrams in Latin

More than what’s asked for. Yeah. It’s all atomic bombs. I’m massive.
I’m a ball of quantum mechanics, installed into my karmas heart synapses.

Sheeit, tight flex. Sorry for the lazy feed but I cant think of what else to say lol. Been loving your post, so keep posting those posts please and thanks.

VividEnds · 03-18-2013, 04:06 AM

nice use of words.

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Ahead of pentagons I’m starting octagonal pentagrams in Latin
Fuck Allah. Fuck you all. I’ve had it. With all the talk, “he’s average”
I’m the Godly God. I’m galvanizing. Behold the phenomenon in action.

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Lars · 03-18-2013, 11:17 AM

How abour replying to something you little bitch?

namix · 03-18-2013, 04:49 PM

lol - i dug that. didn't tire or hubcap
had me on the floor like rug rats

Wise Wiggles · 03-18-2013, 05:03 PM

Lars go deep throat a pint glass you British rap battle host person..

This was dope shit and makes me wanna hatefuck some bitch where her eyeball used to be while writing her eulogy to tool on E..

Darth Yoda · 03-19-2013, 03:01 AM

Sorry lars. Thanks guys. I appreciate the commentary.

Lars · 03-19-2013, 07:36 AM

lmao i liked it too

been a fan of Yoda since our RapFlava days

this forum is dead off though

CopyPat · 04-02-2013, 02:23 PM

loldope

Zombie · 04-06-2013, 02:36 AM

lol

03-16-2013, 01:12 PM	#1
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182436	Hit you so hard my hand breaks and my shoulder dislocates. Start raids during Ramadan. My absence. Has only made me raw as all. The passion It’s off the wall’ing bat shit. Ahead of pentagons I’m starting octagonal pentagrams in Latin Fuck Allah. Fuck you all. I’ve had it. With all the talk, “he’s average” I’m the Godly God. I’m galvanizing. Behold the phenomenon in action. More than what’s asked for. Yeah. It’s all atomic bombs. I’m massive. I’m a ball of quantum mechanics, installed into my karmas heart synapses. Eating Baklava in Paris. Quoted saying “au revoir you faggots” Caught me at comic-con. It’s madness finished cannibalizing a costumed Charizard. A dragon Like YOU’RE NOT REAL! YOU HAVENT EVOLVED AT ALL! You’re plastic Onlookers disgusted, puking their guts in, till we start arguing in Spanish translation: ‘oh-la-la, I’m famished” It’s the story I weave from particular thoughts. I’m so peculiar when it comes to syllable wattage. It’s clinical carnage, when it comes to this lyrical monster. Cleave your physical process To Chopins Intermède in Opéra. You mini me’s are especially goners. Try to intercede what you talk up I’ll split your sea of blood with my chakra. I’m like Moses times three. In spiritual form. Still breathe even when the ventilators are clogged. You’re hooked up to me, feel the electrical force? Gave the defibrillators a shock. Listen to me, disregard the biblical nonsense. And watch as I proceed to feed myself through an umbilical cord. Sort of a Chi chemical block. I’m a metaphor for filling a cup with water. Till the cup is overfilling aloft and spills through the top. Yeah, I’m the pinnacle pauper. Not enough to go fist to fist with the boss. It’s lightwork, I’m three light years beyond your best signature cross. In the flesh. “Finish him off” with ninja stars in my palms. Throwing three, leaves your chest chiseled in slaughter. Dear, no one, you know me. I’m so batshit. and ODD. Call Dora to smoke weed. Use map as a bong. Last week I met a t-rex with long arms. Told him to play hoops. Gosh, what a ball hog.

03-18-2013, 05:03 PM	#8
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Lars go deep throat a pint glass you British rap battle host person.. This was dope shit and makes me wanna hatefuck some bitch where her eyeball used to be while writing her eulogy to tool on E.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-16-2013, 01:14 PM	#2
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182436	The formats all weird. Art of battling is weird. You're weird AOB.

03-16-2013, 01:28 PM	#3
Void Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 221 Rep Power: 0	<3

03-18-2013, 11:17 AM	#6
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	How abour replying to something you little bitch?

03-18-2013, 04:49 PM	#7
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,260 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246652	lol - i dug that. didn't tire or hubcap had me on the floor like rug rats

03-19-2013, 03:01 AM	#9
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182436	Sorry lars. Thanks guys. I appreciate the commentary.

03-19-2013, 07:36 AM	#10
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809295	lmao i liked it too been a fan of Yoda since our RapFlava days this forum is dead off though

04-02-2013, 02:23 PM	#11
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 707 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742221	loldope

04-06-2013, 02:36 AM	#12
Zombie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 125 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 2645336	lol