Chin Ether: The, "Elongated Theory" Edition

Chyeahhh!!! · 04-19-2013, 05:26 PM

Hello Hush. You good fam?

NEways

Theory # 1: Vehicular Facial Recognition

theoretically speaking, if we all purchased our vehicles based directly on how we subconciously percieved our facial features to be, and car salesman found a way to fuse the Facial Recognition Software into car dealerships to better assess "What Car Fits The Driver" then your local car salesman would recommend to you a:

limo

the car from The League of Extraorindary Gentlemen

The first Batmobile

a submarine converted to an amphibius land assualt and all terrain vehicle

an 18 wheeler

The Ghost Buster Car

*on a sidenote, all of these vehicles would be cosigned jointly by you, your mother, and your girlfriend*

Theory #2: The " Chinnicus Coping Mechanic Equation"

theoretically speaking, it has been found the humans with strong and enlongated chin structure (most notably pertruding from the nether regions of the face more than 5 inches) are of the fight inclincation in the "flight or flight" response. With that being said and given your history with attempted or alleged meetups for physical altercation purposes, I present the following scenarios..

actually.....this theory has been proven wrong. Please disregard

Ghost1 · 04-20-2013, 09:10 AM

Theoretically speaking......dead.

veritas · 04-20-2013, 11:52 AM

I agree. DEAD as well.

04-19-2013, 05:26 PM	#1
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Chin Ether: The, "Elongated Theory" Edition Hello Hush. You good fam? NEways Theory # 1: Vehicular Facial Recognition theoretically speaking, if we all purchased our vehicles based directly on how we subconciously percieved our facial features to be, and car salesman found a way to fuse the Facial Recognition Software into car dealerships to better assess "What Car Fits The Driver" then your local car salesman would recommend to you a: limo the car from The League of Extraorindary Gentlemen The first Batmobile a submarine converted to an amphibius land assualt and all terrain vehicle an 18 wheeler The Ghost Buster Car on a sidenote, all of these vehicles would be cosigned jointly by you, your mother, and your girlfriend Theory #2: The " Chinnicus Coping Mechanic Equation" theoretically speaking, it has been found the humans with strong and enlongated chin structure (most notably pertruding from the nether regions of the face more than 5 inches) are of the fight inclincation in the "flight or flight" response. With that being said and given your history with attempted or alleged meetups for physical altercation purposes, I present the following scenarios.. actually.....this theory has been proven wrong. Please disregard __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff