TTT06 - jayk vs Chadwick Mcloverflave (Topical Text battle)

[God Of War]

Your Topic: Superheroes/Comics, Battle-Based (Diss you opponent using the topic)

jayk

This bitch writes so bad he can't follow the comics direction
cuz with him X Men refers to his video collection
gettin erections, ya can't be a super hero that way
fucking baseball players doesn't make your ass the Bat Cave
you ass face, you couldn't win if you plead Santa
cuz i'm so bright, when i blow my nose i'm the Green Lantern
and it'll drive you to drink, the way i rip apart men
so ya spend ya days behind glasses like Clark Kent
it's hard man, i smack ya til ya can't remember the year, ho
but havin a Flash back still don't mean ya bangin the hero
bitch, i ain't Superman, but i'm not soft, son
i can't leap tall buildings, but i just threw you off one

vs.


Chadwick

man this kid is b*tch like storm while i'm wicked like magneto
your local superhero, my alias cornielius clearflow
and i flow like aquaman, powers of fantastic 4 to stop ya clan
i got the quickest hands just like the flash, your style i'll smash
and you can't stop this, i'm the man of steel superman plus colosus(sp?)
professor x strip this b*tches shirt off and make this jean grey topless
you try and pop clips like the punisher, but i'm faster than a speedin bullet
i grab ya guns and make you look foolish, man i'm silver surfer yeah i'm the coolest
i'm the ninja turtles and you like shredder, lets face it i'm just that much better
so go ahead b*tch try and control the weather
you not as clever, and like wolverine ya whole body i'll sever

Winner - jayk