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Old 05-03-2014, 08:49 PM   #1
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Old 05-03-2014, 10:15 PM   #2
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Old 05-03-2014, 10:30 PM   #3
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Old 05-03-2014, 10:34 PM   #4
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Old 05-04-2014, 11:33 AM   #5
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only a bitch would have enough time to write a verse bout everyones dicks then post it here trying to get cyber respect. only a bitch
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Old 05-04-2014, 11:45 AM   #6
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only a bitch would have enough time to write a verse bout everyones dicks then post it here trying to get cyber respect. only a bitch
But you know you were like "this is dope!" Til you seen the part where you suck lolz
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:28 PM   #7
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This was dope...I will forgive your mention of the fox.

I am gonna be dropping something epic asap.

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Old 05-04-2014, 12:35 PM   #8
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Coffee and feelings ftw
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:37 PM   #9
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i used to think shit like this was dope then i opened my door outside to the world and interacted with normal people
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:14 PM   #10
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Dex is right u guys r wqck as fuck

Fuckin herbs

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Yo dex u trynnq collqb?
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:26 PM   #11
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Old 05-04-2014, 03:37 PM   #13
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Yo wtf this supposed to mean motherfucker?
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Honesty aside, I’ma get that jerk. That coffee and feelings shit was my dead man verse. But at least it’s not as random as a Zenland verse, pretending to be a meth lab perp. Where’s you head at? Burnt? Permafried wore than Wise Ways till your meds can’t work. But DexLabb’s the worst,

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