06-18-2014, 03:27 PM | #1 |
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I had to talk to this cop last night on mdma
I was at a park with friends, and he comes rolling up behind our parked car.
He was like, what are you guys up to tonight. What do you have on you Now I was rolling like a motherfucker. I had taken my fourth capsule and didn't give a fuck about anything So I grabbed my big bag of weed off the car and was like, this is all we have He was like oh I don't give a shit about that. Take care and be safe. and left Then I packed a victory bowl for all my friends. Drugs are the tits.
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06-18-2014, 03:51 PM | #2 |
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06-18-2014, 03:53 PM | #3 |
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California
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06-18-2014, 04:22 PM | #4 |
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06-18-2014, 05:18 PM | #5 |
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06-18-2014, 05:26 PM | #6 |
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Stick to weed fig, that other shit is nonsense.
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06-18-2014, 05:31 PM | #7 |
Bisky-chama <3
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quality fig post
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06-18-2014, 05:32 PM | #8 |
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Ex & molly is wack.
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06-18-2014, 05:36 PM | #9 |
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That's a lost cause buddy
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06-18-2014, 05:38 PM | #10 |
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Fuck your drugs are so much better than mine?
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06-18-2014, 05:41 PM | #11 | |
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if you just do the exact opposite of whatever tim tells you to do, you will be a success in life.
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06-18-2014, 05:42 PM | #12 |
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Nah.
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06-18-2014, 06:01 PM | #13 | |
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Yeah punisher SHOULD kill wiggers
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06-18-2014, 07:43 PM | #15 |
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Lol I remember when I was rolling for the first time years ago in San Fran, took 3 e's and was rolling hard, I had to ask a cop for directions and my heart was pounding. It was either him or this Mexican trio who were smoking what I now am pretty sure was PCP, though at the time I just knew they were smoking something not weed.
In any case, I know the feeling, what a rush.
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06-18-2014, 07:45 PM | #16 |
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Oh and the morphine/oxy shit is worth passing on tbh. Have your fun, experiment with the party drugs for a bit then get on with your life.
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06-18-2014, 07:51 PM | #17 |
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06-18-2014, 08:05 PM | #18 |
Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Nice
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Rub pork with laryngitis biscuits ass niggas
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06-18-2014, 11:54 PM | #20 |
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I don't fuck w/ none of that shit.. very seldom do I do opiates.
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